Without buying diamonds youll never get her panties wet and prevent her from cheating

[curling]

Re: Without buying diamonds youll never get her panties wet and prevent her from chea

Diamonds what a waste. They look like glass. Emeralds are cool looking stones.

 

[Deterass]

Thats only if your dumb and or ugly.............i hope you got plenty of cash.

 

[Gemini_Man]

Re: Without buying diamonds youll never get her panties wet and prevent her from chea

jewelry commercials engrage me.


Their aim is to convince us that our men must buy us expensive jewlery in order to prove their love, respect and trustworthyness. Then we're supposed to bitch, whine, withhold sex, and generally make him feel like shit until he goes to the store and (probably) pays way too much since most retail jewelers are grossly overpriced. Then he ends up resenting us and we continue to think love is measured in carats.

Oh that Jared commercial never fails to piss me off. Every one is the same - girl flaunts some peice of jewlerey to her girlfreinds, they all act giddy, followed by the "he went to jared" line. Finally there's the dolt who didn't go to jared & get treated like a worthless outcast for not doing so. It's bullshit. I don't see how anyone can let themselves be shamed into buying a product.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Re: Without buying diamonds youll never get her panties wet and prevent her from chea

I never understood the appeal of diamonds. If I came across a diamond, no matter how rare, I'd pawn the fucker in a second, and get every deserved penny for it. White, clear, blue, pink, it makes no difference. Give me something worthwhile that I can actually use: a car, house, a Gibson Les Paul or a used Steinway 7 ft grand(circa 1940's model), a nice painting, food, hell, even a book would be better. Diamonds are the most materialistic items on this earth, and I don't care how much flak I get for saying this.


Dirty ~D~ gets props for this-

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=357729&highlight=humor

 

[velvett]

Jared?

WHo?

What, no Harry Winston?

 

[Razorguns]

people read my other thread on how to bypass the diamond mafia.

i hate those diamond jewellers an their no-shame, crass, pathetic marketing campaigns. Makes you want to shoot those fuckers.

When i get married, no way in hell i'm spending moe than $500 on some piece of overpriced rock. If it loosk beautiful -- it's good enough. She wants to brag -- i'll buy her a porsche.

 

[Carmen]

Re: Without buying diamonds youll never get her panties wet and prevent her from chea

i think if you love someone, you do what makes them happy, even if its not what makes you happy.
if i loved a guy and HE wanted a diamond and i could afford it, i'd do it. if i couldn't afford it, i'd assume he'd understand and therefore, not really want one.
i love things like jewelry, but if the man i love can't afford it, i don't want it and i'd be happy just to have him.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I think a hooker would cost less

 

[Carmen]

Re: Without buying diamonds youll never get her panties wet and prevent her from chea

I think a hooker would cost less

yeah, but they won't kiss you on the mouth.
lol