Cal_21
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HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm sex with Frisky in a bathtub of gumbo?
Be careful bro, Frisky will think you're teh gay if a slice of sausage brushes up against you.
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HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm sex with Frisky in a bathtub of gumbo?
Be careful bro, Frisky will think you're teh gay if a slice of sausage brushes up against you.
lol
You say ewwwww but the next time you whip out your vibrator you're going to secretly think of me.

lol you can have her.
Any chick who can't take my bro's dick in her ass whilst I fuck the shit out of her face to the point of near vomiting=not worth my time. (Unless she's gf material...lol)
My vibrator is geigh... so yea... I agree.![]()

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HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm sex with Frisky in a bathtub of gumbo?
I dont understand this thread
I have to get married... no joke. Its this crazy clause in some family affairs. (ok, I am just kidding but it sounded good)
Its like the marriage boom as of lately! Everyone is getting married. I'm kinda jealous, well not really but is it an epidemic of some sort?
Should I discontinue drinking the water and eating at McDonalds?
Is it just a coincidence that most of my close friend and family or either getting married or prego? Hell, my time is a ticking away, i'm slowly getting into that nutshell that pegs me as the chick that has been single for way to long... there must be something wrong with her... Holy crap! LOL
I ain't goin through THAT divorce bullshit again. 
Frisky fell in love with me but I'm probably about to get banned![]()
you are not the 1st
Nor the last. Is that you in your ava bro??
Kinda looks like Gerard Butler in the face.
p.s. Have u heard from jon79? He stopped returning my texts randomly.
Ya it is me at the USA's I think
Ive been told that before about the gerard butler thing...i shaved the beard off though and didnt realize my head was so damn round afterwards
Speaking of which how is your cousin? She got married last August right?
How long have you been legally divorced?
I kicked my ex out in Jan 01. Finally got the divorce in Jun 03. The Old Grump didn't sweep me off my feet until Oct 06.
My two best friends just got engaged in the past several weeks. LOL It will be marriage number 3 for both of them. But based on how I have come to know these ladies and their choice of future husband (their men literally worship them) I am thinkin that third time is the charm.
Me, I will never be a divorcee again... just widow. Whether he eats the fuckin mushrooms or I am forced to hit him over the head.I ain't goin through THAT divorce bullshit again.
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Oh.. cuz is doing great... still married, a friend and I went to visit not too long ago, Had a good time out on the town I even had an adventure on the bucking bull... LOL
I've been divorced for over 4 years. Nothing that completely just swept me away though. More me than anything, I just don't give in and when things get serious I pull back... just not sure ya know. I don't ever want divorce again.
I don't go out, don't do any bar scenes, I work and go home... the only other thing I do is visit the market and church. I am sure I'll find someone one day... And I'll prolly screw that up too because I am just too damn stubborn and stuck in my ways. LOL
He's out there somewhere, poor thing... LOL

Oh.. cuz is doing great... still married, a friend and I went to visit not too long ago, Had a good time out on the town I even had an adventure on the bucking bull... LOL
I've been divorced for over 4 years. Nothing that completely just swept me away though. More me than anything, I just don't give in and when things get serious I pull back... just not sure ya know. I don't ever want divorce again.
I don't go out, don't do any bar scenes, I work and go home... the only other thing I do is visit the market and church. I am sure I'll find someone one day... And I'll prolly screw that up too because I am just too damn stubborn and stuck in my ways. LOL
He's out there somewhere, poor thing... LOL
its hard to break habits but if you find a man that can accept you the way you are with all your goods and bads then it will work out just fine... it happens when your not looking..

I am not looking, more like running most of the time because I just don't think I'm ready. I screwed up what prolly could have been a good relationship... a time or three... Everyone wants to just rush rush rush... sheesh... I don't like that, I want to take my time when it may eventually include a divorce atty down the road. I want to know all the deep down dirty shit I can about that person
LOL
babe, if i were a man i would marry you in a heart beat. Though i would be scared shitless of you and have to sleep with a rifle just to ensure my own safety, but i would marry you.
My ex wife and I waited 7 years to get married. is that rushing? Marriage actually ruined out relationship.![]()
um no.
soon enough they will all be complaining about being married.
and you will be chuckling to yourself
Bill, your married right? If so, that's a dumb question. The reason all brides are smilling as they walk down the isle, they know that they just gave their last blow job.....


Babe, if I were a man I would marry you in a heart beat. Though I would be scared shitless of you and have to sleep with a rifle just to ensure my own safety, but I would marry you.

My ex wife and I waited 7 years to get married. is that rushing? Marriage actually ruined out relationship.![]()
um no.
soon enough they will all be complaining about being married.
and you will be chuckling to yourself
you too! 9 years here, ut we had a 10 year old and he was starting to wonder wtf? A lady said something to his mom that was unapprpriate for him to hear, but he did, and then here came the questions. So, BAM, we've been unhappily married for a year now...![]()
I have to get married... no joke. Its this crazy clause in some family affairs. (ok, I am just kidding but it sounded good)
Its like the marriage boom as of lately! Everyone is getting married. I'm kinda jealous, well not really but is it an epidemic of some sort?
Should I discontinue drinking the water and eating at McDonalds?
Is it just a coincidence that most of my close friend and family or either getting married or prego? Hell, my time is a ticking away, i'm slowly getting into that nutshell that pegs me as the chick that has been single for way to long... there must be something wrong with her... Holy crap! LOL
Damn you beat me to it.
lololollololol
You kill me Frisky... from the little bit that I know about the last serious fella the only way you "screwed that up" was by settling for too little and thinkin you were gettin a lot.
You just gotta learn to me more demanding, dear lady. There's an interesting thread on the girl chat forum bout similar topic. Head over there and post up. We are missin your sorry ass over there on the women's forum, you know!

so have you figured out whats wrong with you?
Is this a proposal? I need a picture of the ring, the house, the car and the closet full of my new wardrobe... also that other closet full of shoes... oh and the kitchen, I need a full kitchen... I have to have all the equipment needed to whip up any meal in an instant.
Yea and the goods...
so have you figured out whats wrong with you?



yea it starts with an M and ends with a N...
really got me and the doc's for a bit... but after we got it were were in a total 'duh' stage.
Oh and that best have been a joke because I am about to do that bitch mode I do so well.![]()
Menstruation?

The reason all brides are smilling as they walk down the isle, they know that they just gave their last blow job.....to the best man![]()
The reason all brides are smilling as they walk down the isle, they know that they just gave their last blow job.....to the best man![]()

ill marry you
Just popping in to see if you are married yet. Still a little hurt you didn't accept my proposal.
I've been waiting ... where are you?
You too? wow, we have something in common![]()
Actually I'm "In the jungle the mighty jungle".

hell no wonder I can't find you... I just shaved!![]()

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................now I see you. Niiiiiiiiiiice labia.![]()

Only issue now.........................is there is no bush to beat around..........![]()

That is why I proposed to you. Always the right answers. So hard to find this day and age.
I'd get down on a knee and propose but in your aggressive("beating") state I figured you'd force me to blow your engorged clit in front of all these people........now in private.....wait........save it for the honeymoon. LOL.

hell no wonder I can't find you... I just shaved!![]()
the moustache?
not me![]()

yea... and the beard
Are you turning down my team jacket and the chance to go steady?
Are you turning down my team jacket and the chance to go steady?
It's rather entertaining to watch the generalizations based on personal biases.
From what I've read on the board, it seems that many people felt pressured to get married or thought that they were just supposed to... and when things went bad (for any number of reasons), they turn to the antagonist viewpoint, not unlike a sort of teenage rebellion against the norms imposed by parents and society.
I personally grew up with totally normal, happily married parents: ideal household, no violence, yelling, or abuse, no extreme pressures to do this or that... so it always interests me to hear how others' experiences affect their personal views as well.
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does that team jacket come with matching heels?
If so... no, not turning it down, but I have to try on the stilleto's first.
Oh and samoth, working on a response for you.. going to a safety meeting.
Of course I come with stilletos.
Oh....the coat...................yes it does.

In person... you will escort her to me? whoooo hooo...
Ok, you do that and i'll let you know when we are done![]()
Something is slowly slipping away from me, but I can't put my finger on it.
i'm sorry did I drool all over and make things slippery again?![]()
did you ever get rid of that big honkin zit on you face I seen the last time I saw you?
dude... I don't have zits?
then what are those two pimples on your chest?
Ingrown hairs.
from shaving?
then what are those two pimples on your chest?
lol funny shit eh?
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