Why do you juice?

[buksoon]

Yes, let's! John Wayne Bobbitt had homo-erotic fixations on butch actors too! We can be just like them!

(Just had to quote myself. I made myself giggle.)

 

[Test boy]

testboy... another drink?

Thanks smalls...I'll have two. My aol connection is starting to smoke from keeping abreast of this thread from hell.

In about two weeks I will have a 640kb DSL connection. The station is being finished just down the street.

I will rule this board. You will all beg for mercy!

 

[Frackal]

Okay, this is buksoon addressing me:

"Listen Frackal, ever since I first got here I've been mesmorized by your intellect, your stunning good looks, your rapier wit...Frackal, this may seem a little forward, but I Love You. I think you are my soulmate and I cannot live without you in my life."


Then, just a few posts later.....

"Frackal I hate your guts, you have obviously outgunned me mentally, physically and in every other way we could possibly compete. I am going to delete this post and the one where I said I love you"

Luckily I was able to copy both posts before she slyly deleted them.

 

[J-DAM]

That would be an example of "pseudo-sarcasm" (whatever the hell that is, correct?

I would just like to point out that you never closed your parenthesis. Tsk tsk tsk..

 

[buksoon]

I would just like to point out that you never closed your parenthesis. Tsk tsk tsk..

Pointing out MY grammatical inaccuracies on this thread? That's irony! (You were kidding, I know.)

 

[Frackal]

What kind of a human being doesn't close their parenthesis? Hmmm..it is said that the next anti-christ may in fact be a woman...

 

[buksoon]

Okay, this is buksoon addressing me:

"Listen Frackal, ever since I first got here I've been mesmorized by your intellect, your stunning good looks, your rapier wit...Frackal, this may seem a little forward, but I Love You. I think you are my soulmate and I cannot live without you in my life."


Then, just a few posts later.....

"Frackal I hate your guts, you have obviously outgunned me mentally, physically and in every other way we could possibly compete. I am going to delete this post and the one where I said I love you"

Luckily I was able to copy both posts before she slyly deleted them.

You know in the movie "Rocky", when Rocky was fighting Apollo who by all accounts was SUPPOSED to win, but just ... wasn't. And at one point Apollo wasn't even trying, just throwing up these sissy punches, and Rocky was like: "Come on, come at me! I thought you were the Big Bad. What a disappointment."

Well, I'm Rocky here.

Frack, you might not have seen this one, preferring instead Rocky IV because Drago was a hottie in the butch, vaguely homo way.

 

[Test boy]

What kind of a human being doesn't close their parenthesis? Hmmm..it is said that the next anti-christ may in fact be a woman...

So you think Hillary Clinton has that bright of a future in politics?

 

[Frackal]

Buksoon = Osama Bin Laden?

 

[J-DAM]

You know in the movie "Rocky", when Rocky was fighting Apollo who by all accounts was SUPPOSED to win, but just ... wasn't. And at one point Apollo wasn't even trying, just throwing up these sissy punches, and Rocky was like: "Come on, come at me! I thought you were the Big Bad. What a disappointment."

Well, I'm Rocky here.

Frack, you might not have seen this one, preferring instead Rocky IV because Drago was a hottie in the butch, vaguely homo way.

The Metaphorical Maestro conjures up another obscure reference.