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Who would you like to meet from EF?

OMGWTFBBQ said:
This thread is all awesome.

Unfortunately you are all going to have to suffer my wrath since I will ban you all.

Not from this board mind you. Just in my own imaginary world where I am worshipped like a god.
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End of story.
 
GoldenDelicious said:


LOL the ab sessions begin again :D

this isnt even a question. i want to meet fonz. ;)
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There have been a great many people who have wanted to go tete-a tete with me intellectually. I have made 99% of them GO to another board because they couldn't take the embarrassment of getting owned day after day.

The other 1% I respect, and I cosider my friends on these boards.

So, by all means keep on posting.

Fonz
 
75th said:


In other words you nominated him but there are not enough people to support his banishment.
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Again, wrong.

The only person I have nominated for banning was Nelson Montana.

I actually was in favour of putting Needsize as a training MOD.

The problem here is that most of you can't understand the simple concept og Black/grey/White. You either think in Black or white, yes or no. I like to explore the grey areas, so that gives me more latitude to form opinions and in retrospect correctly judge a person.

Fonz
 
Fonz said:


Again, wrong.

The only person I have nominated for banning was Nelson Montana.

I actually was in favour of putting Needsize as a training MOD.

The problem here is that most of you can't understand the simple concept og Black/grey/White. You either think in Black or white, yes or no. I like to explore the grey areas, so that gives me more latitude to form opinions and in retrospect correctly judge a person.

Fonz
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I have no way to prove otherwise so you win this round. :)

That whole "shades of greay" speech, though, was gratuitous and seemed only like another attempt to elevate yourself above anybody who disagrees with you.
 
Fonz said:


There have been a great many people who have wanted to go tete-a tete with me intellectually. I have made 99% of them GO to another board because they couldn't take the embarrassment of getting owned day after day.

The other 1% I respect, and I cosider my friends on these boards.

So, by all means keep on posting.

Fonz
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out of respect for the owners and other mods at elite, i wont respond to you on this board.

if you would like to meet me on another board, one on which you cannot edit or delete my posts, ill happily finish what i started in that DNP thread.

i suggest steroid.olo.gy. there is a fair degree of cross-membership with this board.

you can find me there posting under the name SomeBloke. :)

is it a date? :)
 
How much time do you spend searching images.google.com for topless pics of buff men?

Or is it strictly an International Male thing for you?
 
ok i can't fight it anymore.

fonz now would be an excellent time to put up a pic of your torso. if you don't have time to photoshop it, send it to me and i'll stick an extra arm on there coming out of your belly button and we can both say it was due to smoke and mirrors. then you can clone this thread and have it stuck on every forum we've got here, plus i'll get it on some gardening forums that i've got pull on.
 
After this thread I'd like to meet Fonz. It woudl either be a very short meeting (if he's anything in real life like he is on the board) or very interesting (I like to be surprised).

Other include Old Man (Y_Lifter), Nathan, AAP, Smurfy (so I can put a real-life face to my masturbation imagery), velvett, vixen, From_Zero, BonerBoy, Ranger, B_Fold, and a bunch of other people I can't think of right now.
 
OMG
George
Raina
Fonz (cuz it's easy to have a six pack online)
bikinimom (cuz I think of her sometimes when I flip past Jerry Springer)
Nordstrom
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:
This thread is all awesome.

Unfortunately you are all going to have to suffer my wrath since I will ban you all.

Not from this board mind you. Just in my own imaginary world where I am worshipped like a god.
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post a bunch of pics of your thumb in many different angles. i'm craving it.
 
Code said:
How much time do you spend searching images.google.com for topless pics of buff men?
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Jeesh, I spend hours I imagine. I like to see... oh wait, you didn't mean me.

As for Fonz, I honestly can no longer read his responses and not think of this guy:
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Of course, I should probably expect a response along the lines of:
"You insignificant mongrel, I'll have you known that I in no way shape or form have a beard and I am obviously anything BUT fat. Now crawl back into your hovel from which you crawled out of only to spew such ignorant drivel, or otherwise suffer my wrath you cretinous mongoloid imbecile. NEVER even think of reading my illustrious posts on the AAS board or I will have you banned faster than your feeble mind could even comprehend. Perhaps you are better suited on some other board that is indeed not sponsored by a company with which I have decided to bed. I punish you and you come back again and again. END OF STORY."

Banned. Locked. Moved. Wrapped in aluminum foil and reheated at 350 for 20 minutes. Left to cool for 3 minutes. Enjoy.
 
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TheProject said:


Maybe cause a lotta people don't like him?
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Comes with the territory. I am not worried in the least that some people don't like me.

I have have helped MANY, MANY more people achieve their physique objectives than any other person bashing me on this thread. Even if you combined all of you together....you still wouldn't even come close to my contributions in helping others.

I have also written extensively in a whole variety of subjects that have served to revolutionize supplements as we see them today.
Have any of you? No. And you don't like that at all. It makes you feel slightly inferior.

I treat people with nice dispositions well, because its nice to do so, and because I know they will reply in kind. Thats how it is in ther real world. Civility is a great thing. However, civility is something that does not really exist in EF except in the hearts of a very few chosen people.

People don't like me because i achieve what I set out to do, have a good physique, am a good athlete, am quite intelligent, and for a 25 year old, I have seen a lot of the world....which gives me a perspective of human nature most of you lack. Which again, makes the lot of you feel slightly inferior.

And thats what ALL THIS is all about: You HATE feeling inferior so you lash out.

Well guess what? You're always going to be inferior at a given task to someone else no matter what (unless you happen to be the best at it..then congratulations) , so GET OVER IT.

Sitting in front of your computer isn't going to change anything. So, I kidnly suggest you turn it off and do somethign about your issues. And yes, I also have issues, different ones, but I DEAL WITH THEM off the boards, I don't let them fester for a long time, and then lash out in EF.

Fonz
 
1. Rains-seems like a cool chick.
2. Wodin-to see what the oldest person in the world looks like.
3. poyeboy-to see him demonstrate what its like getting pinned by 135
4. {Former member}Citruscide-seems like a real cool dude.
5. Code-to see how obese one can get.
6. High Intensity-to see if I am better looking.
 
Fonz said:




People don't like me because i achieve what I set out to do, have a good physique, am a good athlete, am quite intelligent, and for a 25 year old, I have seen a lot of the world....which gives me a perspective of human nature most of you lack. Which again, makes the lot of you feel slightly inferior.

And thats what ALL THIS is all about: You HATE feeling inferior so you lash out.



Fonz
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Well that COULD be true.

Or maybe it could just be that people don't like you because you are full of shit, full of yourself, and they see right through you?

just something to think about.
 
Fonz said:



People don't like me because i achieve what I set out to do, have a good physique, am a good athlete, am quite intelligent, and for a 25 year old, I have seen a lot of the world....which gives me a perspective of human nature most of you lack. Which again, makes the lot of you feel slightly inferior.

And thats what ALL THIS is all about: You HATE feeling inferior so you lash out.
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Come on, youre kidding right? No offense but that is the biggest load of crap ever. Why dont you just admit that perhaps a lot of people are correct when they say that you treat others with disdain because you have security issues. If you didnt, you would have no need to continue to reassure yourself and praise everything that you do.

If you admit your downfalls perhaps people would give you some respect. And dont say you dont value their respect, because if you really didnt you wouldnt be as involved on this community as much as you currently are.
 
Lestat said:


Well that COULD be true.

Or maybe it could just be that people don't like you because you are full of shit, full of yourself, and they see right through you?

just something to think about.
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I thought maybe it was the arrogance and condescension...
 
Mr. dB said:



I thought maybe it was the arrogance and condescension...
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Its definitely a big part of it, but I'm not convinced its quite that simple, the arrogance and condescension are just more salient qualities then some of the others.
 
MFMan said:

2. Wodin-to see what the oldest person in the world looks like.
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Pretty damn good for the oldest living man who was never mummified! :)
 
Leave it an egomaniac to write off all criticism as envy and "feeling inferior."

Fonz, no offense but I don't think anyone on this board is concerned with your claims in the realm of writing fitness papers. It's great that you have helped people, but this is the internet. No one cares except you. Anyone can claim to be a great athlete, well travelled, intelligent, blah blah blah. It holds about as much water as a glass filled in with cement. And the fact that you translate the result of these claims into people lashing out at you for feeling inferior and jealous is a perfect testament to how big of a conceited tool you are. And looking up 50 cent words on thesaurus.com is not a testament to intelligence.

I lash out at you because I can't stand shameless vanity in people. For me it's one of the ugliest traits a person can display. And the fact that your malformed social constructs translate this into jealousy continues to prove my point.
 
supersizeme said:
Leave it an egomaniac to write off all criticism as envy and "feeling inferior."

Fonz, no offense but I don't think anyone on this board is concerned with your claims in the realm of writing fitness papers. It's great that you have helped people, but this is the internet. No one cares except you. Anyone can claim to be a great athlete, well travelled, intelligent, blah blah blah. It holds about as much water as a glass filled in with cement. And the fact that you translate the result of these claims into people lashing out at you for feeling inferior and jealous is a perfect testament to how big of a conceited tool you are. And looking up 50 cent words on thesaurus.com is not a testament to intelligence.

I lash out at you because I can't stand shameless vanity in people. For me it's one of the ugliest traits a person can display. And the fact that your malformed social constructs translate this into jealousy continues to prove my point.
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Amen.
 
this is starting to feel like a dr. phil session. some people take themselves way too seriously. this is of course a general remark in no way shape or form related to this thread. of course.
 
Just word to all: There is a standing EF rule. Any mod bashing = banning. So tread on thin ice with a blow torch folks. :)
 
WODIN said:
Just word to all: There is a standing EF rule. Any mod bashing = banning. So tread on thin ice with a blow torch folks. :)
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Whic is ironic considering any member bashing by mod = acceptable.
 
I think in your case it was bashing the board and attacking Admins.

But yeah, in general the touchy mods (fonz, bmom, ryan) would ban you for NOT being sweet and gentle with them.

WODIN said:
Just word to all: There is a standing EF rule. Any mod bashing = banning. So tread on thin ice with a blow torch folks. :)
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75th said:


Whic is ironic considering any member bashing by mod = acceptable.
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life is full of these subtle Ironies...

Like the fact that NFL Europe didn't kick off its season in 2001 till April 21st and SOME people claim to have played in that league in a game on March 19th 2001.

Okay...thats' not irony... It's just lying.
 
supersizeme said:
Anyone can claim to be a great athlete, well travelled, intelligent, blah blah blah.
I can't stand shameless vanity in people. For me it's one of the ugliest traits a person can display.
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Damn, I do this all the time.

Ya'll must hate my guts.


:(
 
Bottom line is, I am better than all of you ! At least , I'd like to think so.......That's what what the voices in my head are telling me anyhow . Me and Fonz should be best buddies!
 
AAP said:


Who wants to share my sleeping bag?
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Sure, why not? LOL

It would be interesting to meet someone that is every bit as much of an attention whore as I am…Maybe more so.

I also want to meet

Hellorhih2o - like a big brother to me.
Frackal - a good guy and I wana see how much he would freak out if I hit on him…
From Zero - great guy that likes good music.
Test boy - we have a lot in common.
Ceebs – Really cool.


There are a lot of others that I really like but those are the first six that came to mind.
 
WODIN said:
Just word to all: There is a standing EF rule. Any mod bashing = banning. So tread on thin ice with a blow torch folks. :)
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I had something intelligent to say, but I saw Wodin posting out of his ass, sooooo I decided to save my good stuff for another thread.

Maybe you should go post a warning in your Mod Forum not to fuck with the good guys or else!! If that is offensive...























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Code said:
I think in your case it was bashing the board and attacking Admins.

But yeah, in general the touchy mods (fonz, bmom, ryan) would ban you for NOT being sweet and gentle with them.
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I HAVE NEVER BANNED ANYBODY SINCE I HAVE BEEN A MOD AT EF...EVER NOT EVEN PUC...NOR NELSON MONTANA..HE WAS BANNED BY SOMEONE ELSE
 
I`d like to meet 3 of my alters but they`re never in the same room together.
 
I already met her! So I would have to say knowbody! Well maybe Poyeboy, I would love to give him a tittie twister!
 
biteme said:
I can't say.
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Odd, you never seem to have had any trouble expressing yourself before.

Never met any of ya before and from the looks of this thread, I don't know if I'd want to.

Ya'll are some scary folks. My momma warned me about scary folks. She told me not to play witchaz.
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:


I had something intelligent to say, but I saw Wodin posting out of his ass, sooooo I decided to save my good stuff for another thread.

Maybe you should go post a warning in your Mod Forum not to fuck with the good guys or else!! If that is offensive...
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What are you refering to you spineless turd muncher?
 
There is no way those pics aren't real... Fonzy thinks a "Photoshop" is the place at the mall where you sit on Santa's lap and the lady dressed like an Elf takes a pic. :D
I think some muddafukas around these parts is driking massive amounts of HATORADE all up in here.
 
Oh, he doesn't photoshop stuff, he just steals pics off International Male.

Big Rick Rock said:
There is no way those pics aren't real... Fonzy thinks a "Photoshop" is the place at the mall where you sit on Santa's lap and the lady dressed like an Elf takes a pic. :D
I think some muddafukas around these parts is driking massive amounts of HATORADE all up in here.
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Code said:
Oh, he doesn't photoshop stuff, he just steals pics off International Male.
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And yet to him, somehow, the people that called bullshit are the "fools".

Go figger.
 
nobody wants to meet me?


I feel so left out.


Gonna go cry now
 
Code said:
I think in your case it was bashing the board and attacking Admins.

But yeah, in general the touchy mods (fonz, bmom, ryan) would ban you for NOT being sweet and gentle with them.
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Don't forget me i'm fragile (sniff)


RADAR
 
supersizeme said:
Leave it an egomaniac to write off all criticism as envy and "feeling inferior."

Fonz, no offense but I don't think anyone on this board is concerned with your claims in the realm of writing fitness papers. It's great that you have helped people, but this is the internet. No one cares except you. Anyone can claim to be a great athlete, well travelled, intelligent, blah blah blah. It holds about as much water as a glass filled in with cement. And the fact that you translate the result of these claims into people lashing out at you for feeling inferior and jealous is a perfect testament to how big of a conceited tool you are. And looking up 50 cent words on thesaurus.com is not a testament to intelligence.

I lash out at you because I can't stand shameless vanity in people. For me it's one of the ugliest traits a person can display. And the fact that your malformed social constructs translate this into jealousy continues to prove my point.
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Well thought out.......and no funny....:confused:

Come on....throw in some funny........I like funny.......:)

I wrote a book report on Ramona The Pest in third grade......but shit...you don't hear me bragging about it......


(incidentally I am curious as to how Fonz quantifies his accomplishments, ie: helping more people with there fitness goals than anyone posting on this thread)
 
PHATchik said:


I know! Pamela and I can't be too rough with you...:p
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Nah!! We wouldn't be to rough. We would wear soft gloves to protect our hands.

And we wouldn't leave a scratch on RADAR!! :D
 
btw..........this thread had potential until yall invited guards........LOL!


RADAR:smash:
 
so this thread went from "who would you like to meet from EF" to a pissing contest, to RADAR, phatchik and pamela wantin' to get it on. that's EF for ya, gotta love it eh
 
SAGAT said:
so this thread went from "who would you like to meet from EF" to a pissing contest, to RADAR, phatchik and pamela wantin' to get it on. that's EF for ya, gotta love it eh
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:FRlol:

How about that good looking guy in your avatar? :D
 
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