Who would win in a Drag race between WODIN in his MINI and Decem in a Go Kart

[ChefWide]

i put work into that damn post, mashers.

 

[WODIN]

Woodster uses H.G.M.P. (Human Generated Methane Propulsion), and due to his super-colossal, behemothic girth, he can flatch out more foot-pounds of torque than the space shuttle.

Wöden VanBraftenberg, the great HGMP Zeplin designer was the great uncle of our own immeasurably leviathan wOdin. The female harbor barge "Blazin' Gassbags" O'Stinkybottom was also related to our astronomically copious bag-o'-stench, thusly cementing his genetic predisposition for stupendously Hindenbergesque windage.

I rest my case.

LMFAO! I have farted so hard it made me move out of my seat.

 

[FreeballinDC]

LOL, I've farted so hard, it made co-workers move from their seats.

Nah, Wodin in a Daewoo vs havoc in a Dodge Omni.

Who would get to their respective herb dealers the fastest in a elevated fit of weed withdrawals?

 

[nugga]

i put work into that damn post, mashers.

you tried too hard

 

[Y_lifter]

Did we ever get an answer here ?
I need to post the results on the "Fags on Mags" web site for Decem to see

 

[ChefWide]

you tried too hard

yep. You cut me deep, bore.