Who would win in a Drag race between WODIN in his MINI and Decem in a Go Kart

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Decem by a link and a half...

 

[argent]

Ditka vs. Wodin in croquet?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

ditka, but only if he could use a football and a chili dog for a mallet

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Ditka.

Ditka naked and after suffering from typhoid for 3 weeks dropped into ice cold water vs. 3 Great White sharks.

are any of the sharks wearing mullets?

 

[Lumberg]

are any of the sharks wearing mullets?

right now I am imagining sharks with mullets.

 

[canadianhitman]

Put Ditka in the go-kart, and Wodin loses by many car lengths.

 

[WODIN]

1. Mini's are good for deadlifts POS match box.
2. Ditka is a pussy.

 

[The Shadow]

I think WOdin could probably lumber with the mini on his shoulders and still beat Decem who would be busy humping the steering wheel

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I think WOdin could probably lumber with the mini on his shoulders and still beat Decem who would be busy humping the steering wheel

wtf happened to decem?

 

[ChefWide]

Woodster uses H.G.M.P. (Human Generated Methane Propulsion), and due to his super-colossal, behemothic girth, he can flatch out more foot-pounds of torque than the space shuttle.

Wöden VanBraftenberg, the great HGMP Zeplin designer was the great uncle of our own immeasurably leviathan wOdin. The female harbor barge "Blazin' Gassbags" O'Stinkybottom was also related to our astronomically copious bag-o'-stench, thusly cementing his genetic predisposition for stupendously Hindenbergesque windage.

I rest my case.