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who here ices their bros?

I remember when smirnoff ice, one could drink an alcoholic fresca without getting 'stoned...' as in death by peeps hurling rocks.
I like Smirnoff ice, but yeah, great marketing.

Get RottenWillow one for her the gas thread....
Glad that she hoisted that and not Pick3, or any other dudes.
Back to bed.
 
would you shave a bros back if he asked?

Off topic...... We were at the bar one night and one of my buddies is a big fucker, 6'4" 260ish, and some random dude approached him with, "Hey, you're a big dude. Do you think you could crack my back?" lol

The look on my buddies face was priceless. I think he told the random dude to eat shit and die hahaha

it's now an epic inside joke.


Btw, Smirnoff Ice is up there with Mikes Hard Lemonade for the Worlds Dooshiest Malt Beverage.
 
Off topic...... We were at the bar one night and one of my buddies is a big fucker, 6'4" 260ish, and some random dude approached him with, "Hey, you're a big dude. Do you think you could crack my back?" lol

The look on my buddies face was priceless. I think he told the random dude to eat shit and die hahaha

it's now an epic inside joke.


Btw, Smirnoff Ice is up there with Mikes Hard Lemonade for the Worlds Dooshiest Malt Beverage.

you wrote this post as you were sipping on your zima didn't you
 
Always though Bro's with an ice look mega mo' just owned a friend on facebook about it:
(3 beverages on the pic,a beer, a tropical juice and an ice)

Nancy: let me guess.... urs is teh geigh drink?
Luis: no! mine is the smirnoff!! the gay drink (tropical) is david's
Nancy: I was talking about the smirnoff bro....
Luis: I know :(
Nancy: I'm kidding they aint gay, I've seen plenty of chicks drinking them, it's all good...
Luis: jajajaajaja hate u!
 
Always though Bro's with an ice look mega mo' just owned a friend on facebook about it:
(3 beverages on the pic,a beer, a tropical juice and an ice)

Nancy: let me guess.... urs is teh geigh drink?
Luis: no! mine is the smirnoff!! the gay drink (tropical) is david's
Nancy: I was talking about the smirnoff bro....
Luis: I know :(
Nancy: I'm kidding they aint gay, I've seen plenty of chicks drinking them, it's all good...
Luis: jajajaajaja hate u!

do you work for fb and thats why you spend so much time there? ;-)
 
smirnoff ice is the most shameful beverage a bro could ever be cause drinking; which is why the pwnage is so epic.

this is the most creative one btw

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a creative way is to strap a smirnoff to your cock so when your bro tries to suck it he just drinks that shit right off ur dick, or u can fuck him with it and pour it up his asshole for immediate gayfects
 
i think a friend of mine gets embarrassed just buying the stuff. you'd think i asked him to get tampons or pads and even then don't know why that is embarrassing.

also LOL @ so many men claiming they wont even touch smirnoff....
i know your secret when your not with your bros!!
 
well assuming that cashier would think its for cawk rashes as i assume i would:

-go into store looking especially nice
*make up perfect, tight low neck shirt and some tight jeans.
*i would proceed to stuff a couple of sockes in teh panties making sure my bulge is really bulging.

-i would go to cashier and ask her/him to show me where cawk itch cream is at.

-i would probably have a case of teh lolz at people's reactions so i might get my phone out and pretend i'm laughing at phone convo as i don't have faith in my ability to keep straight face.
 
well assuming that cashier would think its for cawk rashes as i assume i would:

-go into store looking especially nice
*make up perfect, tight low neck shirt and some tight jeans.
*i would proceed to stuff a couple of sockes in teh panties making sure my bulge is really bulging.

-i would go to cashier and ask her/him to show me where cawk itch cream is at.

-i would probably have a case of teh lolz at people's reactions so i might get my phone out and pretend i'm laughing at phone convo as i don't have faith in my ability to keep straight face.

don't let puddles see you!!
 
Ya bro, I've been iced about ten times in the past three days.... epic game, although it will soon be overused and killed
 
just iced the guy at exxon. when i went to grab grab some cash for the jerkey i was picking up i handed him the ice.

the workers even play. lololololol
 
I do have a droid, ill start taking some good ones. Its going to be so sad when people kill icing
 
some of the "best of's" are hysterical.



Although I don't know what's more embarrassing. Coolio getting iced or that people actually still go to see Coolio perform
 
nimbus, two friends and I are spending 100 bucks on ices this weekend and were going to fucking ice everyone in sight. including the UPS man, a bank teller, ect.

i'm going to make a thread for icing pics/vids only tonight or tom.
 
nimbus, two friends and I are spending 100 bucks on ices this weekend and were going to fucking ice everyone in sight. including the UPS man, a bank teller, ect.

i'm going to make a thread for icing pics/vids only tonight or tom.

LMAOOO i'll have to step my game up also
 
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