Who has THIS sick bug in their house..?

[from zero]

Yeah?

Try huge spiders by the hundreds. I live on a private road with the only house so I have a huge yard light over the garage.

Somehow, every fly and moth in the world heads for the light....and so the spiders figured out where to lay webs.

And the eat so many dead bugs that they look like they are cycling Anadrol at the same time.

FUCKING SPIDERS! Nothing makes me more sqeemish. Thankfully, I have a brand new house and I sealed everything when it was built. The best part is sprayinhg the webs with spider spray and finding dead spiders in the morning...the size of praying mantas.

Did I mention FUCKING SPIDERS!

Whoa. I didn't know you lived in the movie Arachnophobia.

 

[BileStew]

Spiders are nothing, as are centipesdes, etc...

But imagine waking up to this thing crawling around your house...You wouldn't be able to call Orkin or Terminix fast enough.

 

[from zero]

Yes!

 

[gab9681]

I can handle most bugs just fine, but I fucking despise earwigs. They just piss me off. We got a lot of those around this year again. Little bastards.

On a side note, I have some pet scorpions, a male and a female. My female is a big bitch too. She is almost 9 inches from pinchers to the end of her tail. She is an ornery bitch too. The male is cool though. You can hold him and shit and he'll just hang out. He likes to sit on my shoulder and watch TV. The female will try to kick my ass every time though. Anyway, I wanted to get something else to put in their tank with them. I decided on one of those big hissing cockroaches. The pet store guy and I figured that with it's size and hard shell, the scorpions would leave it alone. Well, the first week was fine. The cockroach and the scorps lived in harmony. Then Thanksgiving morning came. While the old lady started cooking, I figured I would feed the scorps and shit. When I checked on the female, she had that cockroach in her pinchers like it was a damn sub sandwich!! She was eating it ass first and it was still squirming trying to get away. It took her 4 days to eat the whole thing. She just sat there for 4 days straight in the same spot eating nonstop. It was pretty sick to watch.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

This has got to be THE worst bug I've ever encountered.

It's usually in a damp area (sink, shower, basement) and moves at mach 3 speed up walls and onto ceilings. It also seems to have 45 billion eyes because it can somehow SEE when you've got the shoe above it and ready to lay the smackdown. The sickest bug ever, I'd take 20 spiders over this thing anyday.

House Centipede =

^^^
Make sure to keep them out of your bed!!!

 

[Tryn2]

That pic made my skin crawl....

 

[TheProject]

I have no idea what happened here, but I blame PHATchik.

 

[Robert Jan]

bugs are totally cute and harmless

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I went from horizontal to vertical in .0004 seconds

you guys are slacking...not even one reference to SSs gallery!

 

[Werd]

Is THAT what those motherfucking things are?!?!?!!!?

God, I squash like waaaaaaaaay too freaking many of them. And they are like super-crispy!!! Maintenance promised to have the exterminator come.

*taps toes*

First it was like attack of the freaking beetles.

Now it is those icky things.





As long as they aren't roaches.

Then I am moving.... I dont care where.... anywhere but where roaches are.