Who has THIS sick bug in their house..?

[PHATchik]

Spiders are cool. Especially when they crawl on your face at night. They do that, you know. All the time.

Hey, I've been warned about you, so you don't phase me mister.

 

[from zero]

Warned about me?


What the


By whom?

 

[PHATchik]

Warned about me?


What the


By whom?

You should just hear what Project says about you.

 

[from zero]

You should just hear what Project says about you.

The fact that I am being talked about behind my back by Pooject exponentially intensifies his homosexuality.

 

[PHATchik]

The fact that I am being talked about behind my back by Pooject exponentially intensifies his homosexuality.

Actually, I made the whole thing up, but I just wanted to see what witty comeback you would have. This one sucked. Better luck next time.

 

[from zero]

Actually, I made the whole thing up, but I just wanted to see what witty comeback you would have. This one sucked. Better luck next time.

They can't all be winners.

You're mean.

 

[PHATchik]

They can't all be winners.

You're mean.

You know, I keep hearing that from fellow Eliters....I may just have to start believing it one day.

 

[Smurfy]

this girl i know at work totally got bit by one of these Brown Recluse spiders last week. Her eye is swole shut like Rocky Balboa.
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[gotmilk]

I don't mind spiders

Yeah?

Try huge spiders by the hundreds. I live on a private road with the only house so I have a huge yard light over the garage.

Somehow, every fly and moth in the world heads for the light....and so the spiders figured out where to lay webs.

And the eat so many dead bugs that they look like they are cycling Anadrol at the same time.

FUCKING SPIDERS! Nothing makes me more sqeemish. Thankfully, I have a brand new house and I sealed everything when it was built. The best part is sprayinhg the webs with spider spray and finding dead spiders in the morning...the size of praying mantas.

Did I mention FUCKING SPIDERS!

 

[PHATchik]

Yeah?

Try huge spiders by the hundreds. I live on a private road with the only house so I have a huge yard light over the garage.

Somehow, every fly and moth in the world heads for the light....and so the spiders figured out where to lay webs.

And the eat so many dead bugs that they look like they are cycling Anadrol at the same time.

FUCKING SPIDERS! Nothing makes me more sqeemish. Thankfully, I have a brand new house and I sealed everything when it was built. The best part is sprayinhg the webs with spider spray and finding dead spiders in the morning...the size of praying mantas.

Did I mention FUCKING SPIDERS!

When I have nightmares tonight, you're to blame.