Who do you blame for your problems in life?

[bigAragorn]

I used to blame the Jews for everything too. Them and the Bulgarians. Now I realize they're only responsible for my wide, child bearing hips.

Now I blame the Trench Coat Mafia for everything. They make me cry sometimes.

this reminds me of a funny mad tv i once saw......it went something like this:

it was a game show and the host was like

"ok and here is the final bonus round......the answer to all these questions is ITS THE JEWS"

and the contestant is like

"allright i think i can do this"

so the host is like " who were the victims of over a thousand years of prejudice...." and so on and the guy is like " the Jews"
host: "who is responsible for blah blah blah" and the guy goes "the Jews" and then the host goes " who was responsible for killing his wife and her boyfriend" and the guy goes "uh, the Jews" and the host goes " no im sorry....trick question.....the answer is THE JUICE"

LOL

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

i blame my bastard ass lying, stealing cock sucking talentless assclown that calls himself my father.. he fucked up my life, and has yet to try to make it better.. he tried "buying" me back a few months back.. but after i told him i wouldnt move up to dallas with him, he stopped talking all together again.. that greedy ass eating dog fucking bitch.

Thomas

 

[Hengst]

i blame my bastard ass lying, stealing cock sucking talentless assclown that calls himself my father.. he fucked up my life, and has yet to try to make it better.. he tried "buying" me back a few months back.. but after i told him i wouldnt move up to dallas with him, he stopped talking all together again.. that greedy ass eating dog fucking bitch.

Thomas

Come on.... tell us how you REALLY feel

 

[WODIN]

I blame Wodin... is he jewish?

I'm scott-nativ american indian. I practice meditative arts and believe in God. I blame everything on the rest of you imperfect slobs getting in the way of my good times.

 

[thebabydoc]

Well my brother, who just moved out yesterday, seems to blame me.

Must've be the roof in my 3500 sq. foot house that I put over his head for 2 years or maybe 'twas the new V-8 SUV he was driving free of charge for the past 3 years. Come to think of it, it might have been the near $35,000 he owes/stole from me. Nah... it was probably the fact that I wasn't busy telling him what to do with his 33-year-old, piece of shit, obese, pot-smoking, worthless life for the past 3 years.

No one can be quite so thankless as family, eh?

 

[Lao Tzu]

Well my brother, who just moved out yesterday, seems to blame me.

Must've be the roof in my 3500 sq. foot house that I put over his head for 2 years or maybe 'twas the new V-8 SUV he was driving free of charge for the past 3 years. Come to think of it, it might have been the near $35,000 he owes/stole from me. Nah... it was probably the fact that I wasn't busy telling him what to do with his 33-year-old, piece of shit, obese, pot-smoking, worthless life for the past 3 years.

No one can be quite so thankless as family, eh?

See, not all jews are sucessful.

 

[spentagn]

See, not all jews are sucessful.

 

[velvett]

I blame the 3/8" pipe supplying water to my shower head.
Certainly life would be grand with a sparkling new 1/2" pipe sending that ooooh so good hot water to my shower head.


Oh and Katheryn for making tate's cookies.
DAMN HER!

 

[pushing_fe]

I blame fat people, and drunk people, and jewish people.

Maybe I just blame fat, drunk, jewish people, and leprechauns. You can't forget about the leprechauns they are a ruthless bunch of bigots. I don't know why, but I think that they are trying to ruin my life.

 

[WODIN]

I have rethunk my previous statement. I blame it all on my penis. It's such a dick.