Who comes up with these corny ass names for gangs now?

[AAP]

Latin Marijuana Smokers
Making Life Krazy
Doom City
Old Dusters (sounds like a group of renegade elderly maids)
Villianos
Pol Pots Souljas (no shit)


for real, that is just what I have read in the last month or so in the paper. if I belonged to any of those gangs, I would be embarassed to tell anyone.

 

[blueta2]

must be a bunch of gay handicap folks ;-)

 

[Phaded]

only real gangs are.. police, bloods, crips, and hells angels.

 

[Phaded]

oh ya yakuza

 

[AAP]

must be a bunch of gay handicap folks ;-)

Naw we would go with something like

Lube Lackers
Davis City Condo Drag Kings
Video Head Cleaners
NSync

 

[blueta2]

Naw we would go with something like

Lube Lackers
Davis City Condo Drag Kings
Video Head Cleaners
NSync

not flaming enough...

 

[the_clockwork]

lol @ nsync

 

[stilleto]

aap, heather belongs to a gang called XXXXX. how strange is THAT??

 

[abolish the weak]

I was forced to go to some shitty gang awareness night at this church for my job. It was full of nothing but old, scared white people. Anyways, the cops showed us some vids about the gangs. I swear I've never laughed so fucking hard before in my life, especially when they showed us each little dance the gangs have. Like the "Crip walk" but the funniest one was the "blood bounce" I laughed so fucking hard my chief looked at me and was like "you need to go outside for a minute?" I was like "dont get mad at me, you guys dragged me to this horseshit!!" Oh yeah, the funniest name for a gang by far is "The Lesbian Mafia" it's a ruthless gang of dikes,we supposedly have em here?hahahhahah.

 

[nefertiti]

only real gangs are.. police, bloods, crips, and hells angels.

+ ms-13 (mara salvatrucha)

 

[heatherrae]

aap, heather belongs to a gang called XXXXX. how strange is THAT??

Hormonal Hellraisers
Sick ass Single Mommies
Murderous Maternal Mamasitas

 

[Mr. dB]

oh ya yakuza

Don't forget LCN. Okay, I know, they "don't exist"...

 

[Mr. dB]

...and the Mormons.

 

[samoth]

...and the Mormons.

TITCR.

 

[lilj888]

latin marijuana smokers is so fucking gay. that had to be one faggot as fucker to make that name. I bet he thinks hes cool that he smokes marijuana and thinks its hard

 

[CremasterBlaster]

The best I ever heard......at the High School that my stepson goes to, a faction of the bloods call themselves.....

The Pink Flamingoes

Gangbangers have no use for lawn ornaments......and when they find out that "pink is the new blue" the crips are gonna be real mad.

 

[nimbus]

i got jumped by 3 members of the LMS while i was leaving Krispy Kreme; fuckers looked hungry

 

[fistfullofsteel]

the purple people eaters, gang green, big blue wrecking crew, the steel curtain, the cardiac kids, monsters of the midway

 

[Smurfy]

corny ass gangs

 

[heatherrae]

The best I ever heard......at the High School that my stepson goes to, a faction of the bloods call themselves.....

The Pink Flamingoes

Gangbangers have no use for lawn ornaments......and when they find out that "pink is the new blue" the crips are gonna be real mad.

No way! Why don't they just call themselves the "ass bandits?" It would be less gay.

 

[jh1]

Latin Marijuana Smokers
Making Life Krazy
Doom City
Old Dusters (sounds like a group of renegade elderly maids)
Villianos
Pol Pots Souljas (no shit)


for real, that is just what I have read in the last month or so in the paper. if I belonged to any of those gangs, I would be embarassed to tell anyone.

I do. I made all those up.


You got a fucking problem?

 

[AAP]

I do. I made all those up.


You got a fucking problem?

Did the kids you sold those names to know you were just farting around?

 

[Cal_21]

...and the Mormons.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Stefka]

The Pink Pistol Posse
No shit.
I saw that one on Bill O'Reilly.

 

[DBBT]

...and the Mormons.

no fucking shit