Which Celebrity Could Kick Your Ass?

[The Unjust]

Chuck Norris is too old. Stegall maybe. I heard Dicaprio was a badass.

Seriously though, probably Vin Diesel.

 

[ZenMachine]

Norris has legitimate skills. In addition he trains with the Machados in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

 

[AAP]

Seagel is a washed up Never-Was. I would mud stomp that pony tail right off his ass.

Leonardo - I can't even picture him as anything remotely like a threat to me.

Vin Diesel - perhaps, but as a bouncer he was never really in an one on one fight.

I would probably have a tough time with that Duncan guy from Scorpion King / Green Mile or with actor who played Zeus.

Jackie Chan and Jet Li won't ever be mentioned. They are just way too far out of the league in fighting skills as most celebrities.

The ones I would love to pick a fight and bash their faces in, would be:

George Clooney
Russell Crowe
Oliver Platt
Martin Lawrence

 

[spentagn]

Segall is a tool, but he is the real deal when it comes to martial arts. I'd love to smack around Van Damme, all 160lbs of him. And Tom Cruise. Something tells me Keifer Sutherland could whoop my ass just cause his name is Keifer.

 

[FLASHMAN1]

The ones I would love to pick a fight and bash their faces in, would be:

George Clooney
Russell Crowe
Oliver Platt
Martin Lawrence

Yeah, those would be some REAL tough fights...lol What's Martin, like 5'3"??? If you're going to pick fights with people, at least make it interesting... Since you're so tough that you think you can take Seagal, (which I doubt), why not make it interesting and take on a guy like, say, Chuck Zito... Sorry bro, saying you want to beat up midgets like Lawrence and Clooney is just not impressive...

Now, Chan and Li, there's two bad mofos... If I had to choose a celeb I'd like to fight, but didn't think I had a chance of winning, it'd probably be someone like Jean-Claude... If he wasn't allowed to use his feet, I'd be ok, but if it wasn't a boxing match, I'd be fucked... He's no pro with his hands, as proven by mu buddy Mr. Zito, but his feet are pretty deadly...

 

[havoc]

None

 

[WODIN]

Brad Pitt or Ed Norton probably because they look STOKED as a mofo who could lift hemmy engines out of dodge pickups for curl weight.

 

[Bullit]

Calista Flockhart.

 

[the nature boy]

chuck Zito

 

[bullett]

Brad Pitt or Ed Norton probably because they look STOKED as a mofo who could lift hemmy engines out of dodge pickups for curl weight.

Can't believe you are saying this shit... are you kidding?

I would bend Brad Pitt over, fuck him up the ass and leave him whimpering like the bitch that he is..