You should buy one of those wall safes covered by a picture in all the movies. That'd make you l33t. Then you could voice activate the lock mechanism. Just be careful. If Jason Bourne is following you he'll hack that shit.
In the future, I'd suggest this forum employ an anti-retard function. Perhaps an IQ test upon registration?
Meh, maybe not. This guy provides some epic lulz.
lmao