Where did JerseyAbe run off to?

[BileStew]

Did he post so much, he imploded?

I'm guessing the support beams holding up his cranial walls from the apparent void finally collapsed and he folded like a lawn chair.

Or was he really a computer generated bot and there is a glitch in the matrix somewhere?

Any other theories of what may have happened to this important pixel of the EF community??

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller?????

 

[awittyusername]

After taking so much shit when he posted his pic. He going to appear on the next episode of EXTREME MAKEOVER.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

he's forever gone. But like Obi Wan, he'll come back in holographic form with rehashed advice cliches.

 

[BileStew]

After taking so much shit when he posted his pic. He going to appear on the next episode of EXTREME MAKEOVER.

Yeah, he got mad at me, sent me nasty green K that said I was a jerk, yada yada yada when I said he looked like one of the backup singers of Wham.

I think he may have run off to Belize to open a shoe shrine for Imelda Marcos.

 

[SoKlueles]

Hes with his woman friskygrl i havent talked to him in a week, dang i hope the boy can still walk

 

[BileStew]

he's forever gone. But like Obi Wan, he'll come back in holographic form with rehashed advice cliches.

If he has Verizon as his holographic service, he'll come back all distorted looking.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Yeah, he got mad at me, sent me nasty green K that said I was a jerk, yada yada yada when I said he looked like one of the backup singers of Wham.

I think he may have run off to Belize to open a shoe shrine for Imelda Marcos.

LOL. Wham was awesome, wtf?

 

[BileStew]

LOL. Wham was awesome, wtf?

You must be shrooming...

Wham was horrible. Saying Wham was awesome is like saying Karl Marx's book, "Proletarian Women and Bondage" should be in the schools curriculum.
for sex education.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

You must be shrooming...

Wham was horrible. Saying Wham was awesome is like saying Karl Marx's book, "Proletarian Women and Bondage" should be in the schools curriculum.
for sex education.

I suppose I would've hated them too if I was older at the time. But come on, I frolicked with so many 1st grade chicks to that Go-Go song

 

[BileStew]

I suppose I would've hated them too if I was older at the time. But come on, I frolicked with so many 1st grade chicks to that Go-Go song

R. Kelly, is that you?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

R. Kelly, is that you?

hold on while I extract this tree branch from my anus

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hold on while I extract this tree branch from my anus

why are you going to do that? so you can insert a tree stump?


JerseyAbe was probably talking a better game than he plays again and got himself in a lil deeper this time.

 

[BileStew]

why are you going to do that? so you can insert a tree stump?


JerseyAbe was probably talking a better game than he plays again and got himself in a lil deeper this time.

Deeper...so that's why Mage had the tree branch in his ass, to use it like a Q-Tip?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

leave me alone.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

leave me alone.

no.


and if you didn't insert such large objects into your rectum, you'd probably be able to keep your pants on for longer than 5 seconds when your ass says, "yo, buddy, time to drop the kids off at the pool."

 

[jerkbox]

 

[Moderate_THIS]

no.


and if you didn't insert such large objects into your rectum, you'd probably be able to keep your pants on for longer than 5 seconds when your ass says, "yo, buddy, time to drop the kids off at the pool."

Why do I get lambasted for doing what everyone is thinking? F U

 

[BileStew]

Why do I get lambasted for doing what everyone is thinking? F U

lol

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Why do I get lambasted for doing what everyone is thinking? F U

 

[Smurfy]

Why do I get lambasted for doing what everyone is thinking? F U

wtf does easter dinner have to do witht his conversation. god,..you're so complex.

 

[Mr. dB]

Deeper...so that's why Mage had the tree branch in his ass, to use it like a Q-Tip?

Hell, he had to tie a rope to it so that he could retreive it in case it fell in.

 

[Werd]

Just talked to him a few days ago.... He is as verbose as ever.


*Oh wait a minute, that doesn't make sense. After all, he IS my alter, isn't he?*

 

[Forge]

JerseyAbe was probably talking a better game than he plays again and got himself in a lil deeper this time.

OK, I was gone for a few days, but what really happened to him? It sounds like I missed something important...