What's the strangest thing you've ever used to wipe your ass?

[casavant]

I've used magazine pages, leaves, newspaper, brown paper bags...once, I used this weed called "skunk cabbage". It has really broad, soft leaves with a fine, velvety hair on them. I thought it would be ideal. Those velvety hairs felt more like fiberglass when they were lodged in my ass crack though. Live and learn, I guess.

Share.

 

[casavant]

Your toothbrush.

I thought that was just organic toothpaste?

 

[kronk]

I only use anti-bacterial wipes. Carry them with me everywhere. lol

 

[Lumberg]

Once I went to the bathroom at my friend's house. I was about eight. Once I'm done I see there is no toilet paper. So then I look for towels. No dice. I finally used the floor mat.

LOL wonder if they ever figured that one out.


JC

 

[flex123]

Once I went to the bathroom at my friend's house. I was about eight. Once I'm done I see there is no toilet paper. So then I look for towels. No dice. I finally used the floor mat.

LOL wonder if they ever figured that one out.


JC

HOLYSHIT!!! LMAO....you crazy bastard. Your one sicko arn't you? Pretty funny thought. was it like glue sticking it to the floor afterwards?

 

[rnch]

my ex-girlfriend's make up pad.

the hard part was getting it back into the compact before she noticed!!!!!!!

 

[the nature boy]

my neighbors cat. it wasn't calico after that.

 

[Bootyshaker]

A prickly leaf!

 

[Shrebly]

Your toothbrush.

Spatts - too funny.

Notebook paper is a little rough, you have to crinkle it up a little before you use it.

 

[NJSerious]

the used condom i used on some bitch, i got her real wet cause when i was whiping it felt like a hose drenching shit into my ass all wet and shit down there, didnt work too good and didnt pickup any shit, just put vaginal juices up my ass.





















just kidding..........hope that was nasty enough.