What's the strangest thing you've ever used to wipe your ass?

[casavant]

the used condom i used on some bitch, i got her real wet cause when i was whiping it felt like a hose drenching shit into my ass all wet and shit down there, didnt work too good and didnt pickup any shit, just put vaginal juices up my ass.


That was pretty gross.

 

[gwl9dta4]

Once I went to the bathroom at my friend's house. I was about eight. Once I'm done I see there is no toilet paper. So then I look for towels. No dice. I finally used the floor mat.

LOL wonder if they ever figured that one out.


JC

Well aren't you the perfect guest.

 

[double d]

When I was camping once I had to shit real bad, I ran into the woods without the TP so I just tore a branch off a pine tree and wiped. One thing though, wipe your ass with the needles not against or your ass will bleed. Oh, I've also used moss, soft and absorbent but it leaves too many Klingons.

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

absorbent but it leaves too many Klingons.

That word brought a different image to my mind

 

[gmanlax7]

my friend's dad did everyone's worst nightmare. poison ivy. hit him hard, too. i shit you not.

 

[Silverback316]

Man I haven't been lucky enough to use anything but toilet paper in my 20 year life, but who know maybe too will get lucky and get to use a condom or a floor mat. Shit if I had to I would just remove my underwear and use them or something. No way would I use a branch or whatever the hell some of you guys have used.

 

[Haz]

A coffee filter.

 

[Freak Show]

The Nature Boy

 

[Burndaddy1]

i just use my heels to scoot me along the carpet

 

[waldo]

I took my 11 year old cousin out shopping once and he felt like taking a dump. We saw a dirty public toilet and he went in there done with the job and realized there is no toilet paper. This is the old fashioned toilet where you gotta squat. He took out his socks and wiped his ass with the socks then came out sat on the sink and washed his ass. Then he goes to buy new socks.