Whats the most ridiculous thing you've seen at the gym

[PURE EXTRACT]

I saw something pretty funny. This dumb ass girl walks into the gym. Goes over to the decline bench ok. Me and my boy were doing incline dumbells. So she's there for a few minutes trying to figure out how to get on it...I mean like it was she was trying to discover a new atmospheric compensation method. So me and my boy walk over and are like you need help. She says, "I used to do sit-ups on this bench but...well, i don't ever remember this bar being here." She was talking about the fucking barbell...I just said, "You mean THIS bar??" (as I picked it off the rack)
I wish she was blonde just so I could understand

 

[waterboy]

The ridiculous thing I ever seen in my gym was yesterday ...This 5'8 270 pound beef cake asked me to spot him (a guy I never seen before)on a flat bench press ....I look at the weight and it was 185 so im thinking this is the guys first set and he tells me he is going to try and get this for one rep that he is maxing out .....So this guy takes it down gets it up 1/4 of the way and stops so I just look in amazment as the bar drops to his chest then I lift it off him and walk away ....

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

funny shit at the gym?


2. Asian kids

Wots so funny about that? Im guessing there's an Asian kid at your gym that's more advanced than you and you're just jealous.

 

[BIGRICH]

HHHmmmm... I also have the tooth pic brigade! Three guys, all friends. Juiced up so heavy that their UPPER bodies only look like pro bodybuilders, and the hair is just falling out by the truck load. Here is the catch, none of them have legs. Well, they do.. but the one guy is at least honest. He has a 15inch thigh! But 21inch arms! His two buddies aren't any better.

I love how these walk they have the hardest time balancing theselves. one guy at gyn wobles like a pengiune. the funny thing is that he tries to tell pepole the are squating wrong or that this or that leg exercise doesn't work. that's funny.

 

[GaryWary]

this old guy oils the machines every time before using them

I tell you what - he's probably doing you a favour.. I have always been amazed at how equipment maintenance is completely overlooked in most gyms.

 

[Little Rage]

Almost every sat morning during the summer, at the gym i workout at, people walk around doing their exercises while drinking coffee and sometimes eating bagels or doughnuts...

 

[primetime21]

there are 2 things:
1- The trainers that have guts and are out of shape giving advice to other people on how to be in shape. Not sure if the irony is funny or the fact that morons actually pay these lardass' money.

2- I have noticed a new trend. Guys who use weightbelts to cover their fat stomachs. Sure, no one will notice the huge fat gut because its so perfectly covered by a weightbelt.

 

[sheez_ripped]

Hmmm....

Weirdest thing i saw...
it was about 9 on a Sat morning...this really pale guy...kinda chubby...shorts....t-shirt and SUNGLASSES was sitting in the Hammersmith shoulder machine...i noticed him when i came in to meet my trainer cause he wasn't moving...he was just kinda lying back against the back of the machine...about that time the girl behind the desk asked us to check on him cause he had been in that position on that machine for a while...so my trainer goes over to him and he WAS ASLEEP!!! in the shoulder machine!!! WTF! but at least he was only asleep! cause he looked like he was DEAD!!! and that was what she thought too....but she was too scared to check! lol!

 

[ThePolishHammer]

nope

Wots so funny about that? Im guessing there's an Asian kid at your gym that's more advanced than you and you're just jealous.

There all about 5'4 125-140lbs not a whole lot to be jealous about.

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

Re: nope

There all about 5'4 125-140lbs not a whole lot to be jealous about.

ok asian kids at YOUR gym are funny. Hey everyone has to start somewhere.