What is the most twisted/disturbed/depraved thing that happened to you or a friend?

[jackangel]

lol

 

[Lumberg]

I was riding the subway in NYC, bombed on acid. I was so horny that I couldn't take it so I fucking joed right on this chick's jacket while she wasn't paying attention.

This little troll was under the seat winking at me and I was totally winking right back at him. We were both on there for a while so I actually did two loads. I can't believe she never noticed.

 

[stosstruppe]

Re: What is the most twisted/disturbed/depraved thing that happened to you or a frien

Some fucked up repugnant shit up in this thread

I got nothing

 

[*The_West*]

i got nothing either. but this thread has made for some amusing reading lol

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I'm going to church now.

 

[Smurfy]

I was riding the subway in NYC, bombed on acid. I was so horny that I couldn't take it so I fucking joed right on this chick's jacket while she wasn't paying attention.

This little troll was under the seat winking at me and I was totally winking right back at him. We were both on there for a while so I actually did two loads. I can't believe she never noticed.

your lies are monstrous today

 

[p0ink]

doesn't anyone know any intersting people?

 

[drsketch]

I ordered what I thought to be a female hooker, and p0ink showed up to my door wearing a leather mini skirt, WTF??

 

[-Ariel-]

While I lived in Jacksonville, I was working as an assistant for my friends, who was a CPA, russian genius who could have been a biochemist, anyway he had taken alot of GHB one night and went to a huge dance club and jumped up on stage where only the female dancers are allowed and started shouting you all are a bunch of slaves... well, they called the police, he escaped... slept in his car almost had multiple wrecks he told me later, but the next day he was arrested at an infinity car dealership trying to by a g4 and he got belligerent with the sales rep and kept telling the sales dude that he had knife in his car and was going to go get it, not to do anything with it, but had to show him... they called the cops and again he got out of there before they could catch him... I came to his huge house in ponte vedra, really nice place in Jacksonville to check up on him, and that evening I found most of his furniture in the yard, he was in the house with the music turned up all the way with the song what if God was one of us, and as soon as I got there the cops arrived and started chasing him around the yard, quick fucker for being totally fucked up... anyway he kept yelling at me that they were agents from the movie the matrix and that it was my job to free people's minds from the oppression that was going on... this is what drives me, his last words before he went to jail and his business bankrupt... j/k... I lost touch with him before he went to rehab, I left Jacksonville...I'm sure there is moral of the story, I just haven't figured it out yet.

 

[txbondsman]

my good friend used to work nights at a gas station in the outskirts of cleveland right before he left for college.

well, he always had weirdos come and go, but this one night definitely took the cake.

he was working one night, and around 2AM a nice, brand new black audi pulls up. the guy starts getting his tank filled and starts making small talk with my buddy. well, suddenly thing got very adult and very gay real quick.

out of the blue, the guy said he would give my friend an 8ball of coke if he let the man blow him.

my buddy was totally taken back and responded with, 'uh..what?"

the guy, without skipping a beat, calmly repeated himself, "i will give you an 8ball if you let me blow you."

my buddy, who was then totally grossed out, but still polite told him "No".

so, what did this guy do? he lunged at my friend, got him on the ground, and bit his face.

my buddy had to get tested for HIV for nearly a year after the attack to make sure he was clear.



i also had a another friend find her jacket covered in what appeared to be semen after riding on the subway in NYC.

I'd of said, hold on a minute, brb, (dials cell) "Hello, AAP, where you at mang, I've got a hell of a deal for you!", guy's gonna give me an 8ball if you let him blow you, get your skinny white ass over here, NOW!!