Whats the most ridiculous thing you've seen at the gym

[Mr_Pincushonass]

Most rediculous thing for me was this. After a set of curls I flexed my biceps (I do it after every set to get a bigger pump), and some bloated joke came up to me and flexed in the mirror telling me his arms are 20 1/4 inches (0% definition) then I flexed my 19 1/2 inch arms ripped. He quickly stopped flexing, looked like an idoit and walked away looking humiliated. Me and my buddy just grinned and flexed even more. He is about 30, and im 20, I said wait until im your age. These guys should be hung. LOL.

 

[beefybull]

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[maxes21]

today i seen this dude that alot of people were laughing at, but the dude couldnt hear. he was wearing a sweater and pants and was sitting at the preacher curl station. he was about 170lbs and was one arm curling a 75lbs weight,except he was useing his free arm to actually pull up and let down the weight. and it looked mass funny cause u could tell that he was haveing a hard time actually bringing the weight back up with both arms,and it looked like his free arm was doing more pulling then the other arm doing the curling, right after he got done doing this 10 times he grabed a 20lbs weight and did 10 more curls. i tell u it was the funniest thing anyone in the gym saw today, and the dude was sweating mass. in a sweater. lol

 

[brown_bomber]

A 50 year ol guy(260@40%bf or something I guess) comes in at 6:00 am sharp and picks up these pink dumbells meant for the aerobics POW's and starts doing karate chops with them.With his funny grunts and his HUUUUUGE belly sloshing around it is as good as it can get.THE WORLD'S BEST "IRON JOKER".

 

[PlateheadJim]

Ahhhhh FUNNNY People

I have plenty of them in my gym.. Recently I had a gang - 3 young dudes - of Body for Spring Breakers come in. They all hovered around the bench started yelling at each other "Who's the mean son of a bitch.." "Are you tough enough".. etc and proceded to bounce about 125 off their chests..

To make this sight more entertaining they where all wearing tan dockers & button down shirts??

Later in my workout one of them decided to bother me.. I was in the middle shoulder pressing two 90lb dumb bells when one of them stands right in front of me (I'm seated on an incline). I'm finishing about 9 reps and start to fail and bring them down quickly and almost nail Docker man. I look up at him and say "what?". Docker man leans over and asks me: "What are you taking to get so big?" I tell him diet/exercise (of course nothing else) and he leans over again - "No man, I'm looking for some stuff that will get me big fast, I thought you'd know"

I stand up and get in his face and tell him don't ask shit like that again to me. Also I'm pissed off enough so I tell them that one thing I don't do is dress like a fag when I workout. He gave me a look (like he was going to do something), so I told him to go away and play with his girlfriends (his "Docker Gang")

Unbelievable the kind of morons that push you within inches of losing your Gym membership..

 

[BIGRICH]

There is two Old women about 70 years old. One competes an is very muscular but has areas where te skin is hanging every where, she were the least amount of clothes and the tightest she can find. don't get me wrong I admire her her dedication to Bodybuilding but she does not need wear some the things she does. Well the other is just saggy and gross looking. she also wears very little clothes, and likes for her thong to show, yes i said thong. this lady is so gross looking that I have complained to the owners of Golds Gym.

 

[BIGRICH]

Another funny thing I have seen is this older guy, (aleast older than me) doing concentration curls with 60lb DB and 70ld DB. the funny thing is that he weighs about 130lbs 6' tall arms as big my fingers and he can barley pick the weight up from the floor. It looks like he doing seated Power Cleans. The weight doesn't move but every bone in his body is moving every where. I've asked what muscle is he working, he gives me this look like duh can't you tell. a funny site to witness.

 

[DTOX]

There's an inbred hick "Alabama Man" that comes to the gym every once in awhile.

He wears dirty workboots, blue jeans and a plaid flannel shirt that he's cut the sleeves off. Around his gut he wears a lifting belt--yet never does squats or dead lifts. This is what he works out in. And it blows me away that nobody at the gym has asked him what the fuck is his problem.

His workout consists of wandering around the gym aimlessly until he randomly finds a machine he likes (he never uses free wieghts) and then to try to do the whole stack by using as much body motion as possible and the worst possible form. He'll do this for a couple of reps until he can't do it anymore, then get up, and wander around the gym aimlessly for another minute until he randomly finds another machine. This goes on for about an hour.

 

[BIGRICH]

There's an inbred hick "Alabama Man" that comes to the gym every once in awhile.

He wears dirty workboots, blue jeans and a plaid flannel shirt that he's cut the sleeves off. Around his gut he wears a lifting belt--yet never does squats or dead lifts. This is what he works out in. And it blows me away that nobody at the gym has asked him what the fuck is his problem.

His workout consists of wandering around the gym aimlessly until he randomly finds a machine he likes (he never uses free wieghts) and then to try to do the whole stack by using as much body motion as possible and the worst possible form. He'll do this for a couple of reps until he can't do it anymore, then get up, and wander around the gym aimlessly for another minute until he randomly finds another machine. This goes on for about an hour.

I think that every gym has one or two of these.

 

[BIGRICH]

There's an inbred hick "Alabama Man" that comes to the gym every once in awhile.

He wears dirty workboots, blue jeans and a plaid flannel shirt that he's cut the sleeves off. Around his gut he wears a lifting belt--yet never does squats or dead lifts. This is what he works out in. And it blows me away that nobody at the gym has asked him what the fuck is his problem.

His workout consists of wandering around the gym aimlessly until he randomly finds a machine he likes (he never uses free wieghts) and then to try to do the whole stack by using as much body motion as possible and the worst possible form. He'll do this for a couple of reps until he can't do it anymore, then get up, and wander around the gym aimlessly for another minute until he randomly finds another machine. This goes on for about an hour.

The one hill billy I can think of right off that bat (at my gym) is huge about 6'6" 280-300 I say big bone not fat. well this guy is great for inventing new exercises. he does DB shoulder press with a regular bar. that is a site to see.