Whats the most ridiculous thing you've seen at the gym

[DTOX]

There's a guy at my gym that looks like some 45 year old engineer nerd with 2"thick glasses that wears a loose long sleeve sweat top and striped spandex shorts to show off his toothpic legs.

His workout style: swing your whole body on every exercise and let form suffer.

 

[3Vandoo]

Last year ( Ask O'stanozol, he was there ).

There that big guy, kinda juice head like me and you , and his beefy Girlfriend.

He was doing some supersetting, and he was doing standing dumbell curls.

I was also doing standing bumbell curls, I was doing 70lbs, and then the guy saw me
he dropped his 35lbs and jump on 80lbs, Im like WTF. So I went to 75 ( 6 times ) and the guy jumped on 85. And he was looking at me and he was forcing like hell, suddenly I turned to him and I said " You are one dumb fucking idiot, who are you crying to impress your 250lbs BEEFY girl, get a life dumbass"

and I left for that floor.

 

[el cubano]

The funniest thing I've ever seen was Roidog420 working out!!!

 

[BTLFED]

One of the funniest guys at my gym is this guy that we call Vic, short for Victory lap. He wears a sweater with cut of sleeves and a huge cutoff at top so it shows his chest. This guy is all upper and no wheels whatsoever. Anyways he will hit a set of about 315, don't get me wrong it is a lot of weight to be pushing, but then he walks around the entire perimeter of the gym to make sure that everyone sees him, just in case they did not hear him while screaming during his set before, and if he is walking in-between equipment he turns his body sideways as if he can not pass thru the 10 foot walkway.

 

[big_b_69]

That's some funny shit fellas....

I'm glad we are not all alone!! There are freaks everywhere!! I have these old guys that come into my gym. They kinda look like they're right off of Grumpy old Men!! They come in wearing small boy shorts pulled way up past their belly button almost to the chest. Then they wear black socks pulled all the way to the knees. They wait in the nautilus machine room corner until a young female wearing shorts or something of the sort gets on that leg spreader machine and they work their way over until they get a good shot of the girl's crotch and just stand there holding their balls with their mouths open. Then the female gets discusted with them being perverted and leaves...then they lay in wait again for the next female. By the way the whole time they are walking around wiping their heads with towels like they've been exercising!!

 

[TheGame_620]

OK I just thought of one. There is this guy that comes in our gym all the time. Hes a football player, but Im sure that hes never spent a minute in a game. HE comes in the gym goes straght to the squat rack with his lifting partner throughs on 315 and goes down for about 3 half reps and then gets spotted for the next. Meanwhile his sticklegs were shaking and looked like the legs of a barstool when a 375 lb fat ass sits on it. Then to top it off his spotter goes "great set great set" and then they move on to there chest routine which very closely resembled the squat routine exept that he started off with 315 and needed a spot on the first rep. This guy goes on and on like this , he workes every muscle group like this every day that hes in the gym. I think that he is one of the most annoying motherfuckers that Ive ever seen in a gym

 

[argent]

We've got some doozies at my fuckin gym back home. This one guy, who we call The Tourrettes Dancer, will break out into Michael Jackson style dancing between his sets. I'm not just talking a little grooving to the music while your waiting to do a set. This is fullblown 1 minute in duration choreographed dancing complete with spin moves and everything. Me, Strider364 and our other bros just lose it everytime he does it. What a weiner that guy is.

 

[aristotle_6]

I had not been in the gym for some while due to a shit load of problems, but I decided to start working out again. When I walked in the gym I knew something was just not right, too many people, just walking around smiling. Well I started my work out going light to ease into things. When I saw what everyone was smiling about. 2 guys. One was wearing some daisy dukes, with a sweater, mind you we have 100 degree weather in Texas. Anyway the music was loud but this dude had some earphones, his cellular stuck to his waist, and the mutherfucker was talking to himself, but guess what he wasnt lifting just standing infront of the mirror, this went on for about 20 minutes. Then he pulls up his sleeve and flexes his bicep, and wham the good ole I have never worked out in my life bicep shows up, and the guy gets pumped and starts yelling like a little bitch. Now by this point everyone and I mean everyone in the gym had stopped lifting and starting cracking up. Well we thought it was over, but then Mr. Bruce Lee comes in. He starts doing his martial art moves and screaming "cheeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa" over and over and over. Again this dude doesnt lift he just shows up to do that bullshit infront of the mirror. Lessons learned, the gym gets freakier by the minute, and if you don't lift please please dont show up.

 

[badazzwhitedude]

IF YOU NEVER READ THIS BEFORE, READ IT NOW.

These 2 guys always train together. They both thought they were some kind of chick magnet hammers when in reality they couldnt get laid in a whore house. Anyway, they come dressed in kinda spandex bicycle shorts and BIG loop muscle shirts where you see everything. They are both about 6 foot tall and weigh about 170. Well one day one of the guys was trying to MACK on this girl at the gym. He is acting all nonchalant while he's talking to her and lays down on the flat bench to do some bench press. His partner/spotter slaps a 45 and 25 on each side. The guy on the bench is struggling at rep 5 when his spotter who is standing over him rips a juicy fart. The guy on the bench now has the full weight of the bar on his chest and can't get it off. His partner is laughing so hard, he can't get it off. Finally he pushes the bar off to the side where it comes crashing to the floor and he falls off the bench. He gets to his knees and starts vomiting. It was fuckin awesome.

That was the funniest shit I've ever read.

 

[musclepup]

Wow....! There a re quite a few freaks at the Worlds here in San Diego. One of the funniest is a trainer who kinda looks like a leprechan (sp?) He's got these chops that look like tumors that grow half way down his face. He has all of his clients do some of the most fucked up training (bowling pinns and spring boards) I don't know why people pay him....everytime I see his clients doing the crazy shit he has them doing all I can think about is rotator cuff damage....ouch!
then there is the guy that sits up at the front counter reading his newspaper and talkin glike he is hot shit (LOSER) Why in the hell do you wake up at 4:30 am to come in the gym and pretend like you work there? Occassioanlly he will bounce from one cardi machine to the next.