Whats the funniest thing youve seen in the weight room?

[muscledog95]

The other day I brought a friend of mine to the weight room with me (he lifts off and on). As I was spotting him I look over at the leg press and there are 3 real preppy guys wearing bandanas and have there socks pulled all the way up to there knees. They were probably my age (20)yrs old. After doing there leg presses (which wasnt very much) they proceeded to get up and walk (with there arms out to the side as if there arms are to big to put down all the way) to the leg press....I had a good laugh outloud if u dont mind.

Another time, a buddy of mine who lifts regulary, went to the gym with me. Hes 5'8 and weights 220lb. There is some fat on him. Well he is the plumber type, you know the type that everytime he bends over his ass shows. Well this day he decided not to wear underwear (for some reason that I dont care to ask why) and when he lays down and starts doing the presses half of his bush pops out. hahah I start to laugh real hard but I dont tell him yet. A few seconds later these 2 really hot fitness chicks wearing sport bras and biker shorts walk by and start laughing real hard. It was the funniest thing ive ever (regretfully) seen....

 

[Stiffler]

over the summer me and my buddy where doing cardio on the treadmill. he starts tell me that he had this big threesome the other night with these 2 really hot buttwhores. halfway throught the story he starts getting really excited and starts to talk fast while not paying any attention what so ever to what he was doing (BTW we where speed walking at about 5.3mph) all of a sudden his ankle swisted and he flew right into the wall right behind us...I frickin laughed so hard, I was the only one laughing too. these too guys ran over and helped him up while I was still laughing and pointing at his dumb ass...

he had to go to the doctor to get checked up on thankfully nothing serious happened to him accept its been almost a month now since hes been in there

 

[Phemomena]

not the funniest thing, but cute...

this evening i was working my shoulders and there were these two guys (newbies) doing preacher curls

guy 1 "these are burning my lower arms too... am i doing this wrong?"

guy 2 "nah... when you work your biceps you work your foreceps too"

Foreceps... LMAO... i had to drop my weights and go to the other side of the gym so i didn't scare these poor guys by laffin at them ... hehe... foreceps...

(sorry for repeating this story, i put it on the ladies board as well...)

phem

 

[LiftHardOrDontLiftAtAll]

There the exact same post a few threads down. Like I said damn these same posts get old. Heres a new one. Whats the funniest thing you've seen of Elite? The same thread over and over and over and over.....

 

[AMP 33]

One time I saw this guy who looked like a twig walk into the gym and without warming up he tries 225 squat. He barely got it off the rack then goes down like he cant control the weightand stops in the middle of the rep and his ankle or knee gave out and he fell. When he got up all he said to himself was "C'mon beast you almost had that". You kinda had to be there

 

[WarriorPL]

LoL AMP, if i heard that, i think i would of laughed out loud hahaha

 

[Mighty P]

WHO CARES IF THIS POST COMES OVER AND OVER! These things make me laugh my ass off everytime I read them! The one of the guy talking to himself is one of the best I've read. I can actually see someone doing that.

 

[nacius]

A guy doing dumbell bench press with the 80 lb. dumbells. When he finished he dropped them to the floor, smashing his CD player on the side of the bench.

 

[buffal2001]

lol........probably the time when two guys were doin legs in the gym.......they came up to me and my friend(who were also trainin legs)........"boys, all you need is squats, leg press and leg extensions and a training partner to add some resistance to really bring the cuts out in your legs"...........Later we saw them in the squat rack with one behind grippin the other around the waist going......."DRIVE IT SON". I absolutely pissed myself laughing. Anyway later my friend heared them talkin and one said......" If you go up to someone on the beach with shorts on like that......theyll see your legs and shit themselves!".....lol. Finally, towards the end of the workout they came up to us and said "Boys, if your working legs and you can walk out of the gym unaided.............get back in the gym........if your workin shoulders and you can drive home at the end........get back in the gym.....you havent worked hard enough"!!!!!! Once again you had to be there to appreciate it fully but it makes me LMFAO everytime i think of them!

 

[15yroldinNY]

This stories are HILARIOUS! Oh my god...Im dying right now.