What would you buy for...

[nangiggles]

An EF member? I'd buy shirl an biosphere thingy and a tool belt, Cindy a matching pink gun holster and a fifth of captn, plank a bitch Ass camera and his own Mexican to praise his cars

What would you get that special someone?

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[shirlene29]

I'd buy Nan a rabbit...no not the kind with fuzzy ears, the kind with tingly ears

I'd buy Woody a vacation

I'd buy Nev a degree and a ballgag

 

[shirlene29]

I would fuck you for the biosphere...for real

 

[nangiggles]

I would fuck you for the biosphere...for real

Hit up pdaddy xD pretty sure he got one just to spite you, lolol

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[nangiggles]

I'd buy woodyo a vip beer tasting experience somewhere cool

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[shirlene29]

I think the fucker did too...I'm not imagining that right?

I mean puttin it on fb AND ef had to be a call out right? amirite?

 

[nangiggles]

I think the fucker did too...I'm not imagining that right?

I mean puttin it on fb AND ef had to be a call out right? amirite?

Only thing missing was him taging your name on it and saying nana nana boo boo

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[bigbassturd]

Thanks again nan got damit

Forget the baby blue pics

 

[Strongbow]

An EF member? I'd buy shirl an biosphere thingy and a tool belt, Cindy a matching pink gun holster and a fifth of captn, plank a bitch Ass camera and his own Mexican to praise his cars

What would you get that special someone?

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Id buy you a can of snuff so I could punch you in the tit and take it from you

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[nangiggles]

Id buy you a can of snuff so I could punch you in the tit and take it from you

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I'd like that

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[nangiggles]

Thanks again nan got damit

Forget the baby blue pics

Fuck bro I just don't know enough about you
Tell me about yourself, have a seat there

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[bigbassturd]

Axe me sum Q's

 

[nangiggles]

Axe me sum Q's

Who's alter are you?

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[Strongbow]

Axe me sum Q's

Do you like snuff

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[bigbassturd]

Who's alter are you?

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Next question

 

[bigbassturd]

Do you like snuff

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I quit

But I like cope long cut. Can't be a boot ass lance cooley and not dip or smoke.

 

[nangiggles]

Next question

Axismundi is that you? did I interact with you previously? What do you like, what do you do?

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[bigbassturd]

Lolol!

I like a lot of things. Pretty well rounded guy. Family time is great so I do that most of my time off, but I like sports, fishing, hunting, blah blah the whole Texas thing. I like reading books via kindle and writing music....teh list goes

I have one baby girl and two dogs. A shit ton of land in East Texas where I like to keep to myself mostly.

I love music and play several instruments....ummm

Idk i'm horrible at mememememe hahaha

Oh, I have a foxy ass woman who i'm not sure how I keep around. Definitely out of my league

 

[nangiggles]

hmmm...

 

[nangiggles]

The site needs more Shirlene goodness, bish went to bed

 

[goin on 4T]

Lol

 

[bigbassturd]

Fml

 

[nangiggles]

Everyone is going to sleep, come back! dont leave me here alone all night
WTF is zeosim, isnt he a night shifter?

 

[miplank]

Nan...canon 1dx. Make it happen.

 

[nangiggles]

I'm gonna buy you a T5i and you're gonna hate it but then awkwardly pretend like maybe you're gonna use it

 

[zwhit]

I'd buy nan dick

 

[goin on 4T]

Yeah one that can do dp.

 

[nangiggles]

y'all sure know the way to a girls heart fuck diamonds

 

[WoodyO]

I bought tons of shit for myself today. I was about to say I didn't buy shit for anybody else, but my guests are killing several hundred dollars worth of craft beer and cigars out front.

 

[-SD-]

I buy nan new sheetrock walls and new crockpot

 

[Dial_tone]

I'd buy all the female EF'ers a dildo custom molded from my penis, only I'd add 2 inches to it. I'm sure they'd all like 5 inches at least.

(except the ones married to EF'ers..if they're married to someone else then bump him)

 

[pdaddyII]

I'd buy Shirlene a hip replacement, Nan would get a Chilli's gift card, Mitch would get a pair of chino's, Woot would get pure dirt, woody would get a box of Gurkha Black Dragon's dipped in Shirls love juices, Java would get some braces, stero would get a new car...any new car besides a fucking neon, dabuff would get a pick3's number and zwhit and ER would get high fives after I tagged their wives

 

[-SD-]

Java would get a free 90 days at Passages Malibu.

 

[pdaddyII]

Java would get a free 90 days at Passages Malibu.

Wow, that's nice of you bro

 

[Potent]

Beano

 

[-SD-]

Wow, that's nice of you bro

only if its covered by obamacare

 

[zwhit]

I'd buy Shirlene a hip replacement, Nan would get a Chilli's gift card, Mitch would get a pair of chino's, Woot would get pure dirt, woody would get a box of Gurkha Black Dragon's dipped in Shirls love juices, Java would get some braces, stero would get a new car...any new car besides a fucking neon, dabuff would get a pick3's number and zwhit and ER would get high fives after I tagged their wives

sharing is caring

 

[zwhit]

just kidding. I'll fucking kill a mother fucker

 

[miplank]

I'd buy Shirlene a hip replacement, Nan would get a Chilli's gift card, Mitch would get a pair of chino's, Woot would get pure dirt, woody would get a box of Gurkha Black Dragon's dipped in Shirls love juices, Java would get some braces, stero would get a new car...any new car besides a fucking neon, dabuff would get a pick3's number and zwhit and ER would get high fives after I tagged their wives

lolololol

 

[PICK3]

I'd buy Mitch a bag of cawks

 

[zwhit]

java's got a busted grill?

 

[miplank]

wtf

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

Buncha stingy mf'ers in here...

 

[pdaddyII]

Can I Letterman?

 

[bigbassturd]

sharing is caring

Hot wives club

shit pisses me off in public. I wish it didn't.

 

[miplank]

i'm gonna get chris a list of proxies

 

[wootoom]

I'm gonna get Chris a perma ban

 

[miplank]

which one?

 

[nangiggles]

which one?

I'm sure he'd like that

 

[jdynasty]

I'd buy Nan a tamagotchi!

 

[nangiggles]

I'd buy Nan a tamagotchi!

 

[Friendandfellowathlete]

I'm gonna get Chris a perma ban

Lolololool

 

[smurf2]

Fuck you guys. I dont need shit

 

[bigbassturd]

No shit you married a doctor you stingy bish now fuk off and let some of us poor ngrs get some shit

 

[WoodyO]

I bought myself some beer.

 

[nangiggles]

Fuck you guys. I dont need shit

I'd get you another baby

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[Friendandfellowathlete]

You better not regift any of those broken ones you find at work!

 

[smurf2]

No shit you married a doctor you stingy bish now fuk off and let some of us poor ngrs get some shit

how dare you

 

[nangiggles]

You better not regift any of those broken ones you find at work!

Omg I just busted out laughing, hubby looked at me confused xD

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[shirlene29]

I need new boobs....I cant believe none of yous mentioned it

 

[nangiggles]

I need new boobs....I cant believe none of yous mentioned it

Those I see in the AVI still have some good tread left

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[shirlene29]

theyre suspended by a top..plus I lost more fat since then

 

[WoodyO]

They're still worthy of a good motorboatin'.

 

[jdynasty]

theyre suspended by a top..plus I lost more fat since then

updated noodz to verify!!!

 

[blueta2]

I would buy Smurf glasses, Chris a gym membership and a personality and Plunk a soul.

The rest of you get beer and pizza

 

[nangiggles]

I'd get blue a margaritaville machine, a tequila cooling machine, a dog and a dash of paprika

 

[EarthRider]

That was hot

I'd buy everyone a plane ticket so we can shoot the shit and hang out