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what was your first job

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mine at 16 was a pizza place
first 6 mos I was "up front" making pizzas or cooking them, perhaps running the register
then one night the dining room was a mess
so mgmt sent mike into the dining room
my dumb ass did such a good job
I'd build walls in my bus tray with 16 inch pizza pans and take out the whole dining room
equiped with multiple fresh clean cloths and wipe down the tables proper
well there after I was scheduled dining room, dish washing detail
had to to teach the blacks how it's done
 
Porter in a bodyshop as a cash under the table gig when I was a kid. 1st real gig was a research and development tech at Callaway Golf.
 
I thought I set the pattern of including some noteable comments
after all this is your first job
you must have something to point out
 
I was 15 and lazy as fuck. Sat in the caddy shack praying nobody would pick me. This old mean fuck named 'Red' picked me everytime. He would scream and throw his clubs into the woods expecting me to go fetch them. Asshole never gave me more then a quarter. I'm sure he's dead by now and I'm glad.
 
When I was 14 I was a part-time runaway, and when I was at home I wasn't really going to school so I had to get a job to make money.
So I got a job at a second hand clothing store so I could get cheap punk clothes like plaid pants that I tapered and sewed zippers all over. I was sort of a bit Bay City Rollers meets nancy Spungeon sort of look. Ha.
It was really fun, and I got lots of great stuff, but i was fired because I did a really bad job and didn't take it too seriously, and I was mostly stoned on valium the whole time so I was really dumb and couldn't remember how to do stuff.
Ok not at all seriously. I can't believe I even got hired in the first place.
 
Spartacus said:
I thought I set the pattern of including some noteable comments
after all this is your first job
you must have something to point out
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The thing I remember most about working in a bodyshop:
I witnessed a piece-of-shit loser, middle-aged porter take a huge dump in the toilet and clog it all up, then mash the turd down the drain with a broom handle while cussing at it.
 
Bagboy at a small town grocery store and grass cutting and worked at baseball city park cleaning up and dragging the fields all at 15. I was always working.
 
pdaddyII said:
I was 15 and lazy as fuck. Sat in the caddy shack praying nobody would pick me. This old mean fuck named 'Red' picked me everytime. He would scream and throw his clubs into the woods expecting me to go fetch them. Asshole never gave me more then a quarter. I'm sure he's dead by now and I'm glad.
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lucky you you weren't his wife
the rich are so happy
eh?
 
I have said this a bunch of times before.
At 14 I was a busboy at a belly dancing restaurant.
 
jjtt said:
When I was 14 I was a part-time runaway, and when I was at home I wasn't really going to school so I had to get a job to make money.
So I got a job at a second hand clothing store so I could get cheap punk clothes like plaid pants that I tapered and sewed zippers all over. I was sort of a bit Bay City Rollers meets nancy Spungeon sort of look. Ha.
It was really fun, and I got lots of great stuff, but i was fired because I did a really bad job and didn't take it too seriously, and I was mostly stoned on valium the whole time so I was really dumb and couldn't remember how to do stuff.
Ok not at all seriously. I can't believe I even got hired in the first place.
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awesome. they don't know who nancy was
or is
I lost my punk rockers that died notebook
I think the ramones are 2-4
 
Spartacus said:
awesome. they don't know who nancy was
or is
I lost my punk rockers that died notebook
I think the ramones are 2-4
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one of my college buddies looked/dressed exactly like sid...'cept he was a defensive tackle on the football team and he was like 6'6", 335...everyone even called him sid...even though his real name was kevin haha.
 
Trq said:
Carpenter
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beaner was a carpenter
but couldn't pay him bills
I think he's a university volley ball coach (women)
now
that's how beaner says fuck you to society
cool stories too
 
digimon7068 said:
one of my college buddies looked/dressed exactly like sid...'cept he was a defensive tackle on the football team and he was like 6'6", 335...everyone even called him sid...even though his real name was kevin haha.
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I got trapped into watching the fantastic four the other night
and a drinking bro-wingman of mine looks just like ben grimm
I think. the solid rock dude
 
14, server and bartender at the family business, at first I just served food, then if the bartender went to the bathroom or whatever I'd sit at the bar and adv he would be right back, then one day I lost my patience with a drunk fucktard who wanted a beer so I just gave it to him, mom was pissed, but then I just kept doing it and no one ever stopped me, by 15 I was mostly the permanent bartender, had to buy a fake engagement and wedding ring to stop assholes from hitting on me all the time, I worked there until I was 20, it was only a couple of times a month and then almost everyday in November and December.
 
nangiggles said:
14, server and bartender at the family business, at first I just served food, then if the bartender went to the bathroom or whatever I'd sit at the bar and adv he would be right back, then one day I lost my patience with a drunk fucktard who wanted a beer so I just gave it to him, mom was pissed, but then I just kept doing it and no one ever stopped me, by 15 I was mostly the permanent bartender, had to buy a fake engagement and wedding ring to stop assholes from hitting on me all the time, I worked there until I was 20, it was only a couple of times a month and then almost everyday in November and December.
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this just past nov/dec
hot
I want a screwdriver up against the wall
 
14, putting fliers in car windshields....worked every since cept the couple yrs I was sick at 20 and sick again at 40
 
Define "Job"...probably nine when I cut the lawn in exchange for an allowance. Outside the family employment...fifteen, slinging hay for $2.00 an hour under the table.
 
I was essentially a janitor at a gym, which kicked ass because I got a free membership and could stay after gym close and workout if I wanted
 
Minimum wage gym instructor / general dogsbody. Easy enough job & virtually 100% disposable income thanks to living with parents at the time.
 
Spartacus said:
mine at 16 was a pizza place
first 6 mos I was "up front" making pizzas or cooking them, perhaps running the register
then one night the dining room was a mess
so mgmt sent mike into the dining room
my dumb ass did such a good job
I'd build walls in my bus tray with 16 inch pizza pans and take out the whole dining room
equiped with multiple fresh clean cloths and wipe down the tables proper
well there after I was scheduled dining room, dish washing detail
had to to teach the blacks how it's done
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My second job was at thIs place "Classy Coffee"
And I was the dishwasher. (16)
They had a guy with a guitar who could sing some Pearl Jam and stuff like that.
We had three different waters.
One was to rinse, one to wash, and one to disinfect I think.
The rinse water would get murky and hard to see through.
I didn't know a glass was broken and I cut my hand really bad. It wouldn't stop bleeding because I tore it open so bad.
They paid me for my time I missed.
It was probably like 60-70 dollars, big bucks to me back than.
After that I worked at this very shitty local grocery store.
One day day it started to sleet outside pretty damn hard.
My manager asked me to get the carts, I told him no.
He said I would be fired, I told him to have fun because I knew there was no one else.
That was the end of that job.
 
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15 in the summer stacking hay. Hay cuts are miserable when you're sweating in the sun...
The rest of the year and in the summer I worked with peeps horses that had behavioral problems..dressage ponies mostly. That was awesome because I did it independently..I got to ride for free and the horses loved me . They usually were just overworked and needed to remember how to be horses again without incessant drilling.
 
A NFL player lived like 7 houses down from us. He used to pay me, my sis and our neighborhood friend $80 each, $240 total, to do his lawn.

That was baller money for a 13 year old. Best job ever.
 
Spartacus said:
mine at 16 was a pizza place
first 6 mos I was "up front" making pizzas or cooking them, perhaps running the register
then one night the dining room was a mess
so mgmt sent mike into the dining room
my dumb ass did such a good job
I'd build walls in my bus tray with 16 inch pizza pans and take out the whole dining room
equiped with multiple fresh clean cloths and wipe down the tables proper
well there after I was scheduled dining room, dish washing detail
had to to teach the blacks how it's done
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U found your calling at a young age I see...
 
15 at a ford dealership in the make ready dept. Basically detailing new cars just sold on the weekends. The guy tht ran the dept was a jerkjob of all jerkjobs (even bigger than woot). His name was Jim Blunt and he had a desk in the middle of the shop and he'd kick back with his heels on it for 8hrs a day watchin us work. He'd always yell at someone caught not working "quit playin pocket pool asshole and shine that shit up!!" He was such a douche that he took off all the stall walls and doors off the shitters bc he figured nobody would take their time taking a shit in those kinda conditions... He had the super trooper mustache which made him 1 of those guys u could tell was a grade A asshole from the first sight of em... That job didn't last long at all thank god...
 
Sinister Minister said:
15 at a ford dealership in the make ready dept. Basically detailing new cars just sold on the weekends. The guy tht ran the dept was a jerkjob of all jerkjobs (even bigger than woot). His name was Jim Blunt and he had a desk in the middle of the shop and he'd kick back with his heels on it for 8hrs a day watchin us work. He'd always yell at someone caught not working "quit playin pocket pool asshole and shine that shit up!!" He was such a douche that he took off all the stall walls and doors off the shitters bc he figured nobody would take their time taking a shit in those kinda conditions... He had the super trooper mustache which made him 1 of those guys u could tell was a grade A asshole from the first sight of em... That job didn't last long at all thank god...
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Lol, he sounds fucking sweet
 
pdaddyII said:
Lol, he sounds fucking sweet
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Dude, he's one of those bosses that u love to hear about and laugh (all the while thanking god u don't work for him) but actually working for him for bout 6 months I can promise u there wasn't a fuckin thing sweet about him! I prayed everyday his wife would choke his ass out in his sleep
 
At 16 I was a layout artist for a small print shop. Cheap owner called my high school newspaper advisor looking for a student with layout/design experience. Advisor recommended me. Turned out to be a cool job.

One day the owner asks me to make a delivery. I had ridden my motorcycle so he tosses me the keys to his VW Rabbit. On my way out he says, "Oh by the way, it's a stick". I'd never driven a manual before but I knew how to shift my cycle and I quickly found that if you peel out every time you take off, you don't stall out.

Don't know how many miles I took off the life of his clutch but he never mentioned anything to me about it.
 
Spartacus said:
mine at 16 was a pizza place
first 6 mos I was "up front" making pizzas or cooking them, perhaps running the register
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Same here. Pizza place at age 16. It was a Shakey's.

We didn't have table service, and anyone could get stuck bussing tables and washing dishes, generally trainees.
 
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