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what to do for my lady for valentines... please help
- Thread starter wakefib
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Get her a bat and tell her to beat you senseless with it.
awittyusername
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wakefib said:
Get a new gf
well i think you should know what to get her....what does she use as examples as to why you do need treat her special or what ever? and how long been together is another ?....do a nice dinner a little late now unless you are late eaters, cuddle watch a nice girly flick.......jewelry,roses,some thing that you know she wants and likes......
Go to a good grocery store. Ask the butcher to point you to two beautiful filet mignons. Then ask him EXACTLY how to cook them.wakefib said:
Buy 2 baking potatoes.
buy bagged salad makings and a rasberry vinaigrette dressing.
Go to the bakery department and pick out the most beautiful, decadent dessert they sell.
Go to the flower department, get two bunches of perky looking flowers
Get a crapload of pedestal type candles. Get a card. Get a stuffed toy.
Buy some sort of bubbly bath stuff
Go to the liquor store, get a wine for the steak, get a wine (preferably champagne) to go with dessert.
Go home
Hide your shit ...
Light candles in bathroom in locations that won't set the place on fire. Fill bathtub with bubble bath. Put bunch of flowers in there. Put lady in tub.
Go cook dinner (nuke taters, plate salad, burn steak, total should take 20 minutes). Lay table, more candles. Sign card, lean card up against stuffed toy which is sitting next to the other bunch of flowers.
Retrieve lady from bathtub. Feed her.
Angel said:
Good God are you trying to kill the poor guy?
Dude, just go with the usual...chocolates, flowers, promises you have no intention on keeping, etc. Spa gift certificates are cool if you want her out of your hair for awhile.
musclemom said:
After all that...find a shot gun and put the barrel in your mouth. Ask a friend to help you if you cant reach the trigger.
Cynic.jack_schitt said:
Look two stops (grocery and liquor store). She's clean; they both have a good steak dinner out of it, and hopefully he gets lucky because she's half shot in the ass after two bottles of wine and a hot bath.
A fraction of the cost of going to a restaurant and WAY more effective. She will appreciate his thoughtfulness.
musclemom said:
I just pounded 3 Boston Cremes...I'm on kind of a wicked sugar buzz right now.
mustang_00
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buy her a pair of socks and a dildo... If she doesn't like the socks, hand her the dildo and tell her to go fuck herself! at least you'll have a 50/50 chance that she'll let you watch.
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alien amp pharm
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lol @ Jack_Schitt.
although he does speak the truth
although he does speak the truth
