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blueta2

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I'm sitting here at work, it's close to 9:00am, the time I eat something. I go to the fridge here to get my bread to make toast and it's gone!
The guy I work with says "sorry, I knew it was yours and I was hungry this morning so I ate it"

He didn't ask first cause I was not in. He starts an hr before me.
THIS DUDE IS 400 LBS and makes DOUBLE my salary and he cannot afford to bring in his own bread. There is a small grocery store 30 ft from my work also.

I am SO TICKED off right now. I was stunned. I said nothing but "I guess I'll starve"
 
I bet he's tender. Kill him with a rusty fork and cook him in an open pit fire during lunch hour.I'm sure it'll send a message to the rest of your co-worker's to NEVER touch your grub again.

:)

People have some nerve. I'd be telling him to go to the store and replace my bread- NOW!
 
vixensghost said:
I bet he's tender. Kill him with a rusty fork and cook him in an open pit fire during lunch hour.I'm sure it'll send a message to the rest of your co-worker's to NEVER touch your grub again.

:)

People have some nerve. I'd be telling him to go to the store and replace my bread- NOW!

You know what, I thought about telling him to go buy me more, but the bread at this store is all yucky processed bread.
He ate my whole wheat organic sourdough bread.......fucker ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
You know what, I thought about telling him to go buy me more, but the bread at this store is all yucky processed bread.
He ate my whole wheat organic sourdough bread.......fucker ;-)


Give him the address to your health food store and send his chubby butt a packin.
 
vixensghost said:
Give him the address to your health food store and send his chubby butt a packin.

F it..I'm just going to eat my boiled egg and feel bitter about it

Do I have to hide my food. Who does that?
 
blueta2 said:
F it..I'm just going to eat my boiled egg and feel bitter about it

Do I have to hide my food. Who does that?


lol. My dad had the BIGGEST sweet tooth know to mankind. I can recall my mom hiding cookies in the dishwasher so he'd not find 'em.

You could fix co-worker's big red wagon. IF you know he has food in the community fridge, throw it out and watch the man go ape shit cuz his twinkes are missing.
 
people are jerk offs i have a few of them where i work too, i leave a soda in the fridge, come back 8 hours later gone, oh i was thirsty was the response wtf
 
vixensghost said:
lol. My dad had the BIGGEST sweet tooth know to mankind. I can recall my mom hiding cookies in the dishwasher so he'd not find 'em.

You could fix co-worker's big red wagon. IF you know he has food in the community fridge, throw it out and watch the man go ape shit cuz his twinkes are missing.

*note to self*

NEVER piss off Vixbabe!
 
BIKINIMOM said:
*note to self*

NEVER piss off Vixbabe!


I'm a cream puff to those who respect me.

I would be the first perosn to offer him the LAST slice of bread IF he had asked, as I'm sure you and Blue would do too. I hate when people take advantage of me though. GRRRR.
 
MichaelScott said:
people are jerk offs i have a few of them where i work too, i leave a soda in the fridge, come back 8 hours later gone, oh i was thirsty was the response wtf


Really, like what is that about?!
I would not even fathom taking someone else's stuff.

I could understand if this dude that took my bread was diabetec and needed something so he wouldn't pass out, but really "Jen I took your bread, sorry, I was hungry"

I'm now eating two boiled eggs instead. I really wanted toast :-(
 
vixensghost said:
I'm a cream puff to those who respect me.

I would be the first perosn to offer him the LAST slice of bread IF he had asked, as I'm sure you and Blue would do too. I hate when people take advantage of me though. GRRRR.


I agree... Me and the Old Grump would regularly bring in pots of food to feed the entire department "just because" we like to cook and there were only two of us at home.

People are fukkin nasty anymore. They have ZERO respect and no social boundaries. Makes you wonder if their parents forgot to teach them or if they just plain didn't give a shit for all of their parent's best efforts. :whatever: i would rather pass out from starvation than to even put a co-worker in the position to ask them. I mean, I wouldn't want them to feel obligated to say, "Here have it." out of being socially correct and feel deep down, "Shit - I was hungry. I REALLY wanted to eat *that*." .... as I know I WOULD if the situation were reversed. Just all about doing unto others....
 
vixensghost said:
I'm a cream puff to those who respect me.

I would be the first perosn to offer him the LAST slice of bread IF he had asked, as I'm sure you and Blue would do too. I hate when people take advantage of me though. GRRRR.


yep, me to a "T".
I give and do for anyone for any reason, but hate when it's expected or others take advantage.

So tell me more about your cream puff?! ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
Really, like what is that about?!
I would not even fathom taking someone else's stuff.

I could understand if this dude that took my bread was diabetec and needed something so he wouldn't pass out, but really "Jen I took your bread, sorry, I was hungry"

I'm now eating two boiled eggs instead. I really wanted toast :-(

Jeez, I'll buy you some toast :p

It's just toast....lol....but I know what you're saying.
 
the_alcatraz said:
Jeez, I'll buy you some toast :p

It's just toast....lol....but I know what you're saying.

It was not just toast, it was my breakfast and I need to eat.
And this was special toast, not just any toast. This was organic toast
This is like a Seinfeld episode...haha!

It was not just any rye, it was marble rye
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I agree... Me and the Old Grump would regularly bring in pots of food to feed the entire department "just because" we like to cook and there were only two of us at home.

People are fukkin nasty anymore. They have ZERO respect and no social boundaries. Makes you wonder if their parents forgot to teach them or if they just plain didn't give a shit for all of their parent's best efforts. :whatever: i would rather pass out from starvation than to even put a co-worker in the position to ask them. I mean, I wouldn't want them to feel obligated to say, "Here have it." out of being socially correct and feel deep down, "Shit - I was hungry. I REALLY wanted to eat *that*." .... as I know I WOULD if the situation were reversed. Just all about doing unto others....

I can see you and Grump sharing with the office staff. It's those little acts of kindess that make a good staff a GREAT staff! I hope they appreciate your kindness too.

Another of my dad's famous quotes I recall: " Evil habbits soil a fine dress more than mud;good manner's, by their deeds, easily set off a lowly garb".
 
vixensghost said:
I can see you and Grump sharing with the office staff. It's those little acts of kindess that make a good staff a GREAT staff! I hope they appreciate your kindness too.

Another of my dad's famous quotes I recall: " Evil habbits soil a fine dress more than mud;good manner's, by their deeds, easily set off a lowly garb".

Your father was obviously a very intelligent man. :heart:

I will have to remember that quote as I am a HYUGE proponent of manners.
 
my wifes lunch gets taken quite a bit at her work. they have a community fridge and even though she puts her name on the bag when she goes to get it at lunch time its gone. she complained to the owners but all they did was put out at a meeting not to do it anymore. of course it happened again. then I have to be nice and drive 20 miles to bring her some more lunch cause im cool like that.
 
bigmann245 said:
my wifes lunch gets taken quite a bit at her work. they have a community fridge and even though she puts her name on the bag when she goes to get it at lunch time its gone. she complained to the owners but all they did was put out at a meeting not to do it anymore. of course it happened again. then I have to be nice and drive 20 miles to bring her some more lunch cause im cool like that.
i would find out who it is and go murder
 
bigmann245 said:
my wifes lunch gets taken quite a bit at her work. they have a community fridge and even though she puts her name on the bag when she goes to get it at lunch time its gone. she complained to the owners but all they did was put out at a meeting not to do it anymore. of course it happened again. then I have to be nice and drive 20 miles to bring her some more lunch cause im cool like that.

you drove 20miles to get her lunch? that's really cool of you.
 
Nathan said:
Dude should be dragged out into the street and shot in the face. It's a surprisingly good solution to a great many problems.

lol...yeh, especially in Canada...cops would have a field day!
 
bigmann245 said:
my wifes lunch gets taken quite a bit at her work. they have a community fridge and even though she puts her name on the bag when she goes to get it at lunch time its gone. she complained to the owners but all they did was put out at a meeting not to do it anymore. of course it happened again. then I have to be nice and drive 20 miles to bring her some more lunch cause im cool like that.


That is terrible!
If this happened to me all the time, I would do one of two things, bring a cooler to work or brign rancid food and let the thief enjoy

You drove 20 miles to bring her lunch?! You're so sweet. Love that!
 
Go all road trip on his ass.

Get some more bread tonight, follow what this cook does, and have more bread ready for him in the morning.

 
jack sparrow said:
Go all road trip on his ass.

Get some more bread tonight, follow what this cook does, and have more bread ready for him in the morning.





I can't see the utube link
 
blueta2 said:
That is terrible!
If this happened to me all the time, I would do one of two things, bring a cooler to work or brign rancid food and let the thief enjoy

You drove 20 miles to bring her lunch?! You're so sweet. Love that!


yea i cant see her starving for lunch. plus shes diabetic and thats a whole other set of problems if she doesnt eat right.

there were many times since i worked the midnight shift i would just show up to her work and take her to the park for lunch and set up a picnic overlooking the st johns river in downtown jacksonville. im not trying to gloat but people here who know me know thats just the way i am. she does it for me too. since we worked opposite shifts we had to get creative.
 
blueta2 said:
It was not just toast, it was my breakfast and I need to eat.
And this was special toast, not just any toast. This was organic toast
This is like a Seinfeld episode...haha!

It was not just any rye, it was marble rye

"Give me that bread ya old bag"!!
 
SublimeZM said:
i would have him crying telling everyone i was "roidraging" by the end of the day


But, he is telling everyone bluta was "on her period".


Maybe I was wrong. Maybe women are right to take the day of when they are on their period????
 
blueta2 said:
Really, like what is that about?!
I would not even fathom taking someone else's stuff.

I could understand if this dude that took my bread was diabetec and needed something so he wouldn't pass out, but really "Jen I took your bread, sorry, I was hungry"

I'm now eating two boiled eggs instead. I really wanted toast :-(

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Take a picture of yourself licking the bread and attach it to the bread in the fridge w/ a note "yes, I licked every piece".
 
velvett said:
Take a picture of yourself licking the bread and attach it to the bread in the fridge w/ a note "yes, I licked every piece".


ohhhhhhhh, me like this idea.
I should tell them Lyme is contagious. Serious, I should!
 
What this means on a broader scale of things, is that you're a mark blue. Unfortunately this is what happens to nice people, assholes take advantage. There needs to be some serious repercussions for this..........something that say's don't fuck with me. Tell me about this corpulent fuck.........tell me everything you know, his daily habits, what he eats or keeps in the fridge.........everything. And all of us here will submit suggestions as to what should be done. It has to be subtle........something that won't get you fired.......so something he would be too embarrassed to report.

Or you could just snap a pic of you peeing in his coffee........show him the picture after he's downed it, than burn it so there's no evidence you did anything of the sort. For SURE you need to be ravaging down the next item of food he dares leave in the fridge. Like if you see him putting something in there, go get the second he walks away. Than make a point of walking past him as you're stuffing your face with his food, and give him a nonchalant friendly greeting as if there is nothing out of the ordinary. I can't beleive the cocksuck didn't offer to buy you lunch or in some other way make it up to you.
 
redsamurai said:
What this means on a broader scale of things, is that you're a mark blue. Unfortunately this is what happens to nice people, assholes take advantage. There needs to be some serious repercussions for this..........something that say's don't fuck with me. Tell me about this corpulent fuck.........tell me everything you know, his daily habits, what he eats or keeps in the fridge.........everything. And all of us here will submit suggestions as to what should be done. It has to be subtle........something that won't get you fired.......so something he would be too embarrassed to report.

Or you could just snap a pic of you peeing in his coffee........show him the picture after he's downed it, than burn it so there's no evidence you did anything of the sort. For SURE you need to be ravaging down the next item of food he dares leave in the fridge. Like if you see him putting something in there, go get the second he walks away. Than make a point of walking past him as you're stuffing your face with his food, and give him a nonchalant friendly greeting as if there is nothing out of the ordinary. I can't beleive the cocksuck didn't offer to buy you lunch or in some other way make it up to you.



Goodness, I think you need to get some energy out today. Call Jo and go for a run...haha!

I would never waste any of my energy doing anything like this.
I am a mark, have been for years since I am nice to others, but as my friends and family know, I'm nice, I'm nice, then when I get it in the butt, I'm not nice anymore. I'm pretty assertive to most people who get in my face.

This dude is obese, 55, never married, never had a gf in his life and works on weekends. He will starve himself all day and then eat all night.
I got him the appointment with my gasto to get his gastic bypass, which he did last yr, and he did not lose weight.
The dude is a mess, so I shall say nothing about the toast.

From now on I will keep my food in my desk.
 
at least wipe your butt/vag with his napkin. I mean do something....... :evil:

You've done all this for the guy yet he didn't offer to replace your food that he slammed on?? man..........what a fucking dick.


blueta2 said:
Goodness, I think you need to get some energy out today. Call Jo and go for a run...haha!

I would never waste any of my energy doing anything like this.
I am a mark, have been for years since I am nice to others, but as my friends and family know, I'm nice, I'm nice, then when I get it in the butt, I'm not nice anymore. I'm pretty assertive to most people who get in my face.

This dude is obese, 55, never married, never had a gf in his life and works on weekends. He will starve himself all day and then eat all night.
I got him the appointment with my gasto to get his gastic bypass, which he did last yr, and he did not lose weight.
The dude is a mess, so I shall say nothing about the toast.

From now on I will keep my food in my desk.
 
I'd kick him through his cubicle wall!!!!!! Mother fucker! I'd seriously be all up in his face.

This kinda shit is why I got a mini fridge and stuck it under my desk (that and it was more convenient than walking to the kitchen). I had a toaster oven and a microwave in the empty cubicle behind me too. lololo.
 
blueta2 said:
I'm sitting here at work, it's close to 9:00am, the time I eat something. I go to the fridge here to get my bread to make toast and it's gone!
The guy I work with says "sorry, I knew it was yours and I was hungry this morning so I ate it"

He didn't ask first cause I was not in. He starts an hr before me.
THIS DUDE IS 400 LBS and makes DOUBLE my salary and he cannot afford to bring in his own bread. There is a small grocery store 30 ft from my work also.

I am SO TICKED off right now. I was stunned. I said nothing but "I guess I'll starve"

That stuff happens at my work nonstop... I put my RTD's in the fridge and last week someone drank it. I'm sure they had no idea wtf it was either. Have had a few sandwiches missing also...

I have thought about playing a trick on peeps and adding some laxatives to some yummy looking food I would stash in the fridge. Teach those a-holes to eat my food again.
 
SaladFork said:
That stuff happens at my work nonstop... I put my RTD's in the fridge and last week someone drank it. I'm sure they had no idea wtf it was either. Have had a few sandwiches missing also...

I have thought about playing a trick on peeps and adding some laxatives to some yummy looking food I would stash in the fridge. Teach those a-holes to eat my food again.


I would normally be against revenge, but this may do the trick.
I really don't get how others can take another person's food. Isn't that just weird?!

I also noticed all my butter was used up as well. It's like working with a bunch of college room mates here.
 
blueta2 said:
I would normally be against revenge, but this may do the trick.
I really don't get how others can take another person's food. Isn't that just weird?!

I also noticed all my butter was used up as well. It's like working with a bunch of college room mates here.

Yeah I have never wanted to eat someone elses food. I agree revenge is never a good option, but in some instances it's needed. This is one of them. Get'em Blueta!!!
 
SaladFork said:
I have thought about playing a trick on peeps and adding some laxatives to some yummy looking food I would stash in the fridge. Teach those a-holes to eat my food again.


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EX-LAX brownies!
 
that's actually a really good idea, I didn't think about that. And of course it'll be easy to tell who ate your food cause they'll be running to and from the shitter all day long. That happens to one or two people and I bet no one in the office ever eats someone else's shit ever again. :evil:
 
blueta2 said:
I'm sitting here at work, it's close to 9:00am, the time I eat something. I go to the fridge here to get my bread to make toast and it's gone!
The guy I work with says "sorry, I knew it was yours and I was hungry this morning so I ate it"

He didn't ask first cause I was not in. He starts an hr before me.
THIS DUDE IS 400 LBS and makes DOUBLE my salary and he cannot afford to bring in his own bread. There is a small grocery store 30 ft from my work also.

I am SO TICKED off right now. I was stunned. I said nothing but "I guess I'll starve. . .fat ass. . ."

fixed. . .what you should have said. . .you're way too nice. . .

next time, lace your bread with habanero juice :evil:
 
blueta2 said:
That is terrible!
If this happened to me all the time, I would do one of two things, bring a cooler to work or brign rancid food and let the thief enjoy

You drove 20 miles to bring her lunch?! You're so sweet. Love that!
Put some super x lax in it and see who runs to the shitter
 
blueta2 said:
I'm sitting here at work, it's close to 9:00am, the time I eat something. I go to the fridge here to get my bread to make toast and it's gone!
The guy I work with says "sorry, I knew it was yours and I was hungry this morning so I ate it"

He didn't ask first cause I was not in. He starts an hr before me.
THIS DUDE IS 400 LBS and makes DOUBLE my salary and he cannot afford to bring in his own bread. There is a small grocery store 30 ft from my work also.

I am SO TICKED off right now. I was stunned. I said nothing but "I guess I'll starve"


I was talking to Bret Michaels, Kip Winger, Dave Mustaine, Dio and Gary Coleman yesterday - and we all agreed..

FAT, UNDISCIPLINED, DOESN'T CARE FOR HIMSELF - WHY WOULD HE CARE FOR YOU?

"Stereotypes exist for a reason"

Keep your food away, and devalue him in your life. Move on.

r
 
SaladFork said:
That stuff happens at my work nonstop... I put my RTD's in the fridge and last week someone drank it. I'm sure they had no idea wtf it was either. Have had a few sandwiches missing also...

I have thought about playing a trick on peeps and adding some laxatives to some yummy looking food I would stash in the fridge. Teach those a-holes to eat my food again.

put syrup of ipecac in your RTD's. They will vomit like they have bad food poisoning. :evil:
 
blueta2 said:
I'm sitting here at work, it's close to 9:00am, the time I eat something. I go to the fridge here to get my bread to make toast and it's gone!
The guy I work with says "sorry, I knew it was yours and I was hungry this morning so I ate it"

He didn't ask first cause I was not in. He starts an hr before me.
THIS DUDE IS 400 LBS and makes DOUBLE my salary and he cannot afford to bring in his own bread. There is a small grocery store 30 ft from my work also.

I am SO TICKED off right now. I was stunned. I said nothing but "I guess I'll starve"

When I first joined the military a guy was in my room, sitting in my window, eating MY pizza that he took out from my fridge. I was pissed and ripped him a new asshole.

The guy who took your bread is fucked up. I would report him. That is theft.
 
Army Vet said:
When I first joined the military a guy was in my room, sitting in my window, eating MY pizza that he took out from my fridge. I was pissed and ripped him a new asshole.

The guy who took your bread is fucked up. I would report him. That is theft.


I wouldn't report anyone over two slices of bread. Really, at this point in my life, I need to pick my battles.
He totally ticked me off, but I'm over it now ;-)
 
Did someone say something?


blueta2 said:
Goodness, I think you need to get some energy out today. Call Jo and go for a run...haha!

I would never waste any of my energy doing anything like this.
I am a mark, have been for years since I am nice to others, but as my friends and family know, I'm nice, I'm nice, then when I get it in the butt, I'm not nice anymore. I'm pretty assertive to most people who get in my face.

This dude is obese, 55, never married, never had a gf in his life and works on weekends. He will starve himself all day and then eat all night.
I got him the appointment with my gasto to get his gastic bypass, which he did last yr, and he did not lose weight.
The dude is a mess, so I shall say nothing about the toast.

From now on I will keep my food in my desk.
 
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