what the hell is wrong with me!! read this crazy shit!!

[Raffaz]

Have you tried sticking it in her ass? With you being gay, that might just work, Then you could stick it in the pussy.

 

[waterboy]

ok, last night i was with the hottest chick. i was fingering her about to fuck and i just couldnt get hard !!!! it would not go up at all. ive never done roids in my life!! is this mental or do i have low test levels. im 18 yrs old, this shouldnt be happening, help!

Dont be down on your self bro ,just because your man hood has failed you im sure this happens to all of us .You need to get back in the ring with that little slut and wax that ass wax that ass ......you can do it

 

[Raffaz]

Id be surprised if everyone on this board hasnt had the same problem at one time or another. Dont let it get you down mate or it will happen again.

 

[BigGuns2]

Perhaps the horrendous stinch of your finger caused you to loose your irrection?

 

[BigAndy69]

Are you using an ECA stack? Ephedra? If you are, stop immediately.

 

[painly]

Ya dude same shit happened to em teh first time i was gonna get laid, an im only 18 too. Then i just realized i was gay liek you are and i havent had any problems since, so where abouts you live anyway??

painly

 

[genarr3]

Ya dude same shit happened to em teh first time i was gonna get laid, an im only 18 too. Then i just realized i was gay liek you are and i havent had any problems since, so where abouts you live anyway??

painly

Look! Your first gay date.

 

[ragin']

Look! Your first gay date.

lmao..........

 

[waterboy]

Look! Your first gay date.

Ahhh Haaaaa Haaaa hahahaha Woooooooo

 

[zap]

Thank you dennis. I had a fight with my wife last night, my dog mistook me for an intruder and bit me this morning, my truck ran out of gas, and I was late for work. Despite all this, I promise you I will smile for the rest of the day!

p.s. You did catch that I have a wife right? I'm straight so don't pm me please.

Seriously, I never post, but this is some of the funniest stuff I've read in a loooonnngg time!