Once at a party my friend took off with some chick and left me there. I had his keys from earlier in the night, so I decided to take his jeep "off roading". There was a big feild for the previous owners horses in back. I pulled up to the party, picked up some friends and off we went. I later drove the jeep to a bar and left it there for my friend to pick up. Now to say he wasn't happy when he got there is an under statement. Not only was the truck covered in mud, and scratched from top to bottom, but both axle's were broke, and it stunk like manure.
I'm sure there is much more, but I can't think of any right now. [/B]