What do you think of this letter to a restuarant?

[Raina]

You should put a tablespoon of raw oatmeal into the letter too. It's nature's confetti.

 

[The Shadow]

LMAO @ Raina


Natures confetti - lol

 

[Lestat]

Waaaaaaaaaay too long.
Try to focus bluntly as to what you are complaining about.

1 - State why you are sending the letter
2 - give a brief description
3 - restate 1
4 - close with something somewhat positive

I like that, I always try to OPEN with something positive, to set the tone... i've found complaint letters to be more effective that way. Start off with what you liked before moving into what you didn't.

 

[bran987]

you are lucky the place isn't Hell's Kitchen or the chef would print this letter, find you, and shove it up your ass.

 

[Lestat]

you are lucky the place isn't Hell's Kitchen or the chef would print this letter, find you, and shove it up your ass.

lol.. true.

I think that chef knows when his kitchen has fucked up though.

 

[bran987]

lol.. true.

I think that chef knows when his kitchen has fucked up though.

did you set your TIVO for a season pass?

 

[Lestat]

did you set your TIVO for a season pass?

I have DVR, and my roommate records it.. i watch it sometimes, but its not a priorty..

shows I haev taping now..

the OC
Emeril Live
anything real world/road rules
anything with or about trump
Howard stern
This is Your Day with Benny Hinn (FUNNY SHIT THERE BRO)

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

This restuarant is NOT part of the Houston's chain, we went there instead of Bandera which is a franchise of Houstons.

I do have a close friend who manages one of the LA Houstons, and maybe its only because I can eat there for free, but I'd say its a quality place.

Your letter = Houston's and its franchises = garbage.

If you insist in signing your name to garbage, knock yourself out.

In other news, I think you said your g/f is Jewish....so I understand why she needs to yammer on and on in her letter. What's your excuse?

(...and before you people give me any shit, my brother married a Jewish girl, I am totally right)

 

[Lestat]

Your letter = Houston's and its franchises = garbage.

If you insist in signing your name to garbage, knock yourself out.

In other news, I think you said your g/f is Jewish....so I understand why she needs to yammer on and on in her letter. What's your excuse?

(...and before you people give me any shit, my brother married a Jewish girl, I am totally right)

Oh so since your bro married a jewish chick you can throw out stereotypes???

jk bro I agree with most of them anyway.

The restuarant that I am sending the letter to is NOT part of the HOUSTON's CHAIN!

 

[UA_Iron]

Your letter = Houston's and its franchises = garbage = 0. Linearly Independent.

thats right matt, thats right.