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What do you really suck at?

Seashell

Seashell

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I know here on EF, most of us are insanely awesome at everything, but if there's one or two things we suck at more than other people... what are they?

For me, it's that damn chart-thing on the stove. You know the one which tells you, "this knob goes with this element". I cannot tell you the number of times I have a pot on one element, and the other one is red hot. :confused: :redhot: It's very simple, I know, and yet, I manage to defy the odds and mess it up, every....single....time. :smash:

Also getting onto escalators.. I'll be going along fine..watching as I approach, okay, there's the step I'm going to get on, I step out with one foot and then at the last second SUDDENLY NO I WANT TO BE ON THE OTHER STEP!!!!! And I almost wipe out. Why? Why. Stop doing that. There's no need.
 
I'm out of practice for intercourse - so I probably suck at that right now.

I suck at spanish.
 
also, here come the group of usual suspects who follow seashell round like a bad smell on here in 3...............2.....................
 
Things I'm bad at:
--- If there is beer in the fridge I must drink it. Yesterday I promised myself I wouldn't have any and ta-freakin-da a liar I is.

--- Not helping assholes. Here at work there are countless know-it-all dickheads with egos and opinions that would make Trump's teeth hurt, but I always help them out when I know they need it. Damn I hate helping out the tools who will never help anyone but themselves.
 
tuc biscuit said:
table football, I just stand there watching when i should be moving the little guys
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lol, that game stresses me out, too many HANDLES NOT ENOUGH HANDS!!!!

And there is no bad smell following me around, thank you very much. :splat:


With my cousin, it's directions. I have never in my life met a more directionally-impaired person. I'll write it down for her, draw a map. It's one turn. From this street onto this street. And she'll phone me, 20 minutes off in some other direction.. what is wrong with you??! lol..
 
• Talking. Like, I mess up words when I speak. Say the sentence is "I would really like a sandwich." My idiot ass would say something like "I would rulikely a sawichnawiand." I swear, I'm retarded.
• Leaving messages, on voicemail or whatever. Horrible. I always sound nervous, confused, and, again, like a fucking mongoloid.
• Wrapping Christmas gifts. How is someone bad at this? I threw my scotch tape at my bureau and it shattered. Probably still shards of plastic everywhere.
• Like Killah, small talk. I HATE small talk.
 
From Zero said:
• Wrapping Christmas gifts. How is someone bad at this?
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You haven't seen bad wrapping until you've seen mine. I don't even try anymore. I can easlily turn a nice square box into a blob of paper.
 
powerslave said:
You haven't seen bad wrapping until you've seen mine. I don't even try anymore. I can easlily turn a nice square box into a blob of paper.
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lol

I don't get how I'm so bad at it. I think the part of my brain that controls "folding paper" is napping during the holiday season.
 
If I have several things to wrap, the first one is faily decent. But the last one, is a complete mess. The box may not be completely covered, tape everywhere, wrapping paper balled up on one end.
 
The Bigdawg said:
bowling, took my step-son and due to my lats getting in the way I thru like 10 gutterballs in a row as I kept throwing side arm almost.

Who fucks up bowling :worried:
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Me. I hit the side of my leg almost everytime. ;)

Said fuck it and just drank beer.....
 
Zebo said:
Me. I hit the side of my leg almost everytime. ;)

Said fuck it and just drank beer.....
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LOL imagine a group of lifters bowling!!! It would provide a bunch of entertainment for the rest of the place.
 
CanadianCutie said:
I talk too much.... and have a bad habit of interupting
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I have been told I talk to much and too fast at times, I don't look at it as a bad thing as I have so much interesting stuff to say ;)
 
I am the most disorganized person in the world.
It is difficult to walk in my house because of the stuff lying around everywhere.
 
Keeping the inside of my car clean, I have friends whose car is absolutely immaculate. I dont see how they do it.
 
Exactly.. and is what others say really that important?

Joke.. I force myself to listen at work.. but i find with friends, i carrry conversations on with myself :P


The Bigdawg said:
I have been told I talk to much and too fast at times, I don't look at it as a bad thing as I have so much interesting stuff to say ;)
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Basketball. (i'm 6'4 and folks just assume because i'm tall i can play)
Actually, I suck at most team sports. (I was always the one left over when picking teams..... OK.. grumble grumble... we'll take hengst)

But I did excell at individual sports like tennis and skiing and I sailed competitively.
 
CanadianCutie said:
Exactly.. and is what others say really that important?

Joke.. I force myself to listen at work.. but i find with friends, i carrry conversations on with myself :P
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yeah when friends talk I am like 'yeah yeah yeah, but as i was saying' ;)

my stuff is much more interesting ;)
 
Cooking. Not my thing.
Vacuuming. Suck at that.
Installing electronics. Too many wires to mess with.
 
I suck at a few things,

1. Women

2. Any sports involving speed, size, or coordination.
 
I suck at reading directions...I can NOT read directions
and i suck at listening..hammy tells me all the time im not listening to what he says
I am terrible with math also...
but there are a few things im good at......
less things than what i suck at it but i do them good
 
Suck at Basketball and Directions
 
I suck at nothing. I'm perfect and powerful in every way. All should fear me and kiss my feet. ;)







Ok, so I have a problem keeping the soap out of my eyes in the shower. :(
 
I have very little interest in cleaning.

Low tolerance for space cadets.....after people postpone an appt for the secod time, I just say "We don't have to do this."
 
things i suck at?
bowling
pool
darts
cards
shooting video games
cards
memory games
golf
tennis
foosball

do i have to keep going?
 
i suck at paying attention to things for more than 15 seconds...

and i'm pretty much handicapped when it comes to anything that's extremely simple.....cleaning, any handywork, doing anything without making a complete mess.
My worst though is probably time management, ouch! That's the cuban syndrome in full effect :(


but yet i can manage to do some of the the most complex things in the world. i'm so weird
 
Seashell said:
I know here on EF, most of us are insanely awesome at everything, but if there's one or two things we suck at more than other people... what are they?

For me, it's that damn chart-thing on the stove. You know the one which tells you, "this knob goes with this element". I cannot tell you the number of times I have a pot on one element, and the other one is red hot. :confused: :redhot: It's very simple, I know, and yet, I manage to defy the odds and mess it up, every....single....time. :smash:

Also getting onto escalators.. I'll be going along fine..watching as I approach, okay, there's the step I'm going to get on, I step out with one foot and then at the last second SUDDENLY NO I WANT TO BE ON THE OTHER STEP!!!!! And I almost wipe out. Why? Why. Stop doing that. There's no need.
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Glad to know you really are human and do dumb things like normal people. Whereas I never do anything dumb.........Yeah right.

I can't for the life of me remember peoples names, no matter how hard I try I almost always forget peoples names until I've met them like three times. I feel like a jackass when I see them and they call me by name and I am like "hey what's up" and they ask if I know their name.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Oh another thing, I can't talk to women that I am attracted to. After hello I either don't say anything or come off sounding like a retarded monkey. Don't know why but when I get a little nervous my mind and my voice are no longer connected.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
Cooking. Not my thing.
Vacuuming. Suck at that.
Installing electronics. Too many wires to mess with.
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Is it possible to suck at vacuuming? You may not like to do it but I dont think you could suck at it...
 
I suck at remembering where I put things. I constantly stick water bottles in the freezer trying to make them colder a little faster...and end up leaving them until they become ice. Car keys...forget about it.

I suck at remembering people's names. I always end up saying "Hey...you"....or just nodding. My last date ended in flames when I forgot her boneheaded name..
 
My short game. I can hit my 3 iron 225' 15 feet from the pin, but a 10' chip can skim across the green like skipping a stone on a lake.
 
Swimming, anything in the water, skating, sense of direction is among the worst.
 
From Zero said:
• Talking. Like, I mess up words when I speak. Say the sentence is "I would really like a sandwich." My idiot ass would say something like "I would rulikely a sawichnawiand." I swear, I'm retarded.
• Leaving messages, on voicemail or whatever. Horrible. I always sound nervous, confused, and, again, like a fucking mongoloid.
• Wrapping Christmas gifts. How is someone bad at this? I threw my scotch tape at my bureau and it shattered. Probably still shards of plastic everywhere.
• Like Killah, small talk. I HATE small talk.
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yep, im socially inept as well.

id rather look at someone right in the eyes fo ran hour and say nothing, than spend 10 minutes small talking with em....if u have something to fucking say say it, it not then shut your trap. dont bullshit me
 
SublimeZM said:
yep, im socially inept as well.

id rather look at someone right in the eyes fo ran hour and say nothing, than spend 10 minutes small talking with em....if u have something to fucking say say it, it not then shut your trap. dont bullshit me
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Haha. Zero. I get like that too. Especially when I'm tired. Get all tongue tied and just have no desire for socializing. Sometimes I just want to shrug my shoulders and say, "I don't know and I don't feel like thinking."
 
I have a terrible memory. Pathetically poor. But excellent reasoning skills.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Is it possible to suck at vacuuming? You may not like to do it but I dont think you could suck at it...
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YAH, I suck at vacuuming too.
(maybe it's in the water? )

I can't keep a plant alive either.

And while I can cook I am challenged when it comes to cutting rolls or bagels or the like in half.

I know there's more but that all that came to mind at the moment.
 
I am horrible at carpentry.....have absolutely no skills. Am barely able to hang a picture much less be capable of fixing a toilet leak, replacing a door lock, etc.
 
velvett said:
YAH, I suck at vacuuming too.
(maybe it's in the water? )

I can't keep a plant alive either.

And while I can cook I am challenged when it comes to cutting rolls or bagels or the like in half.

I know there's more but that all that came to mind at the moment.
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Note to Velvett's secret santa...bambo stems or fake plant.
 
I am terrible at small talk plus I am NOT interested in small talk either.
I want juicy conversations.

That's why when I meet people I ask about their personal life which may seem very rude :whatever:. If people do not divulge anything good to me our relationship won't be going anywhere any time soon!!! :(
 
Things I have tried and not excelled at:

-golf
-tennis
-basketball (I can shoot well, pass better than most, but the concept of fouls just doesn't work for me. I defend the lane like a middle linebacker defends the goalline on an inside run.)
 
Yasmina said:
I am terrible at small talk plus I am NOT interested in small talk either.
I want juicy conversations.

That's why when I meet people I ask about their personal life which may seem very rude :whatever:. If people do not divulge anything good to me our relationship won't be going anywhere any time soon!!! :(
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lol, i feel the same way.
 
I suck at bowling too......... and just about every time I eat or chew gum, I bite the inside of my cheek so hard it hurts for days afterwards..... :rolleyes:
 
making myself seem interesting to others. i know i need to act like i'm super busy with my 100 other friends so they think, "wow he must be cool, i'd like to hang out with him." but it never pans out like that.
 
I've been finding out more and more lately that I suck at speaking loud... lol

I was told again yesterday that I NEEDED TO SPEAK UP... my voice is too damn soft :rolleyes:
 
Frisky said:
I've been finding out more and more lately that I suck at speaking loud... lol

I was told again yesterday that I NEEDED TO SPEAK UP... my voice is too damn soft :rolleyes:
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6 months in NY would fix that.
 
Frisky said:
I've been finding out more and more lately that I suck at speaking loud... lol

I was told again yesterday that I NEEDED TO SPEAK UP... my voice is too damn soft :rolleyes:
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And sometimes you talk just too damn much!!!!! Never have a sec to get a word in... (oh shit, I was talking bout myself again) Sorry!!! I will have to agree with you frisky, too low..speak up so the world can hear you lol
I am bored today... cant you tell :mix:
 
From Zero said:
• Talking. Like, I mess up words when I speak. Say the sentence is "I would really like a sandwich." My idiot ass would say something like "I would rulikely a sawichnawiand." I swear, I'm retarded.
• Leaving messages, on voicemail or whatever. Horrible. I always sound nervous, confused, and, again, like a fucking mongoloid.
• Wrapping Christmas gifts. How is someone bad at this? I threw my scotch tape at my bureau and it shattered. Probably still shards of plastic everywhere.
• Like Killah, small talk. I HATE small talk.
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Yeah, small talk is for girls. Only small talk permissable for guys is sports scores, how hot you think a passer-by chick is, or something obscenely funny (if you know the people........or hey, even if you don't!!).

Anything else could get into a serious discussion and that's where things get interesting.
 
velvett said:
6 months in NY would fix that.
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LOL

Well NY will get a piece of me soon... ;) wonder if a couple of days will do me some good. :evil:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
can I come with you??? please, get me out of this place!!
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HELL... You talk loud enough already NOW :worried:

LOL

hehehe :verygood:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
so, you're not gonna let me go cause I am loud enough already?? Bitch
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Damn wheres the Bitch slap smilie when you need it :evil:


:verygood:
 
catfight.jpg


I'm stayin outta this one!
 
velvett said:
LOL

Come to NY and you can learn to talk loud and fast.
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I can talk loud already but the fast part I may have a problem with. lol I like to make sure that I don't have to repeat myself and if I talk too fast then I am stuck repeating it over and over again. I would love to be able to take a trip to NY but job and kids prevent that. Gotta suffer for the job and kids
 
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