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What do you do if a woman attacks you??

NJjuice22

NJjuice22

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A friend of mine was talking to a girl outside a club last week , her friend kept trying to pull the girl away. so my friend says "stop being a bitch" to the chick and she went apeshit and attacked him , she was punching and slapping him.


Last night I was leaving the club with some girl and her cockblocking friends were yelling at me because they didnt want me to leave with their friend. the one girl was jealous(the one i hooked up with told me her friend liked me) and was getting all nasty with her language..as she started to walk to me I thought about the incident last week and I was like "dont even fuckin get close to me"... I dont know man..maybe its wrong..but if a drunk hoe attacks me I will straight up knock her out.
 
I had this one bitch hit me squre in the jaw one night.
I was shoving her dumbass,drunk and belligerent boyfriend out of the bar i used to own and she came up on my side and punched me.One of my waitresses grabbed her and we threw them both out.
 
Take her to the ground and pull her arm out of socket. Then you walk away no saying a word or even looking back at her.

Whiskey
 
jrc04444 said:
id love to punch a drunk ugly girl in the throat
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I have always wanted to land a haymaker to someones throat . I also want to punch someone square in the back ...i just want to hear the thump it would make.
 
NJjuice22 said:
I have always wanted to land a haymaker to someone throat . I also want to punch someone square in the back ...i just want to hear the thump it would make. I would never hit a chick hard though..wind up killing the dumbass and going to jail.
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last thanksgiving we had a party at my old apt..me and my old roommate...anyway..some kids who dont like him shows up and starts shit with my rooomate...i didnt mind them fighting just not in the house..i told him to take it down the block...he doesnt listen out infront of my own house i ask him nicely one last time to leave and he pushed me..>LOL...big mistake..he pushes me back..not hard but i used it to wind up ya know on the rebound from the puny push..and whaled him right in the throat...he fell like a ton of bricks...gets up...looks at me..looks at my roomate and runs after my roomate...to fight with him...i just laughed..smart choice..i would have seriously hurt him...
 
manny78 said:
Grab one of her tits and twist it until it turns purple. Should teach her a lesson....
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I was at a company happy hour recently and one of my chick coworkers gave me a major titty twister. without evne thinking I did it back - and hard. she as shocked, and I assume wet.
 
KillahBee said:
I was at a company happy hour recently and one of my chick coworkers gave me a major titty twister. without evne thinking I did it back - and hard. she as shocked, and I assume wet.
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Titty twisters hurt like a bitch. If it does for a man, then it must be a real pain for a woman.
 
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manny78 said:
Grab one of her tits and twist it until it turns purple. Should teach her a lesson....
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I think its between this and pulling her arm out of the socket. JRCs throat punch never gets old though. tuff decision.
 
I had a fucked up incident where I go attacked by some psycho stripper.
I was in the back right seat of a cab. She was in the back left. Her boyfriend in the front right.
We were driving along and she was poking me and shit so I was pinching her back etc. If finally stops so I start looking out the window to my right.
WHAM!
I get punched in the fucking eye! I wasn't even looking. Never saw it coming. So I yell "what the fuck?" At this point she starts winding up again.
I used my left forarm and put it across her chest to restrain her. Mind you we are going 60mph on the highway and I can't get out. While doing so i say "you need to calm down"
She starts screaming "get the fuck off of me" and is punching me and kicking me and scratching me.
Finally, I had enough and said "you want to play games" and I choked the bitch. Not hard. Just enough so she would know I am fully capable of killing her if i want.
At this point her boyfriend screams to the cab driver to stop the car. He yells "Slat get the fuck out.. .I'm going to kill you". He proceeds to open my door. I fly out and bitch slap the kid harder than I have ever hit anything. I then leaned in and said "make your move. You called me out. Just know if you do I could kill you with two fingers. You know I didn't do shit".
He said "I had to say that to get you out of the car to calm her down. She is out of control"
So now her story is we were riding in the cab and all of a sudden I grabbed her and smashed her head into the glass!
The funny thing is I have a written statement from the cab driver detailing exactly what happened. I have a written statement from the bartender saying how much everyone drank. I have pictures of my black eye, bloody nail makes down my face, bruises all over my body (including my genetals.. thats right.. she grabbed them) and cuts all over my body. What does she have... no marks!
It really pisses me off. I keep having to defend myself when I was the one attacked.
The way I look at it is like this. If there is a backlash where people believe her there is one fool proof way to show that she is lying. I will drive down to there apartment and beat the shit out of her boyfriend and then beat the shit out of her. I will then drag their lifeless bodies infront of everyone that believed her and say "Look. This is what would have happened had I flipped out"
*the topper is the girl retimed her pills so she wouldn't have her period that weekend. She told me she gained 10lbs from all the extra estrogen. She was breaking out everywhere too. Sooooooo. Who would be emotionally unstable!?!?!?

I hate that whore. I will see her boyfriend again. He is going to get it. He still owes me a couple of hundred bucks too.

It should be noted he started shit with me one time and I completely controlled his body with two fingers. Got to love pressure points. I had him on the ground crying while I was telling him "you started this. I now control you whole body with two fingers. Your dying. Keep fucking with me. I would rather go to jail keeping my pride then letting you get away with the shit you did. Can you feel the life leaving your body. Fuck with me again. I am asking you to"
*He really pissed me off. I am a very relaxed guy who gets along with everyone. If you try to take my pride away I will snap. I did hear. He never said martial arts were useless after that again!
OK. Thats the end of my rant! :)
 
slat1 said:
I had a fucked up incident where I go attacked by some psycho stripper.
I was in the back right seat of a cab. She was in the back left. Her boyfriend in the front right.
We were driving along and she was poking me and shit so I was pinching her back etc. If finally stops so I start looking out the window to my right.
WHAM!
I get punched in the fucking eye! I wasn't even looking. Never saw it coming. So I yell "what the fuck?" At this point she starts winding up again.
I used my left forarm and put it across her chest to restrain her. Mind you we are going 60mph on the highway and I can't get out. While doing so i say "you need to calm down"
She starts screaming "get the fuck off of me" and is punching me and kicking me and scratching me.
Finally, I had enough and said "you want to play games" and I choked the bitch. Not hard. Just enough so she would know I am fully capable of killing her if i want.
At this point her boyfriend screams to the cab driver to stop the car. He yells "Slat get the fuck out.. .I'm going to kill you". He proceeds to open my door. I fly out and bitch slap the kid harder than I have ever hit anything. I then leaned in and said "make your move. You called me out. Just know if you do I could kill you with two fingers. You know I didn't do shit".
He said "I had to say that to get you out of the car to calm her down. She is out of control"
So now her story is we were riding in the cab and all of a sudden I grabbed her and smashed her head into the glass!
The funny thing is I have a written statement from the cab driver detailing exactly what happened. I have a written statement from the bartender saying how much everyone drank. I have pictures of my black eye, bloody nail makes down my face, bruises all over my body (including my genetals.. thats right.. she grabbed them) and cuts all over my body. What does she have... no marks!
It really pisses me off. I keep having to defend myself when I was the one attacked.
The way I look at it is like this. If there is a backlash where people believe her there is one fool proof way to show that she is lying. I will drive down to there apartment and beat the shit out of her boyfriend and then beat the shit out of her. I will then drag their lifeless bodies infront of everyone that believed her and say "Look. This is what would have happened had I flipped out"
*the topper is the girl retimed her pills so she wouldn't have her period that weekend. She told me she gained 10lbs from all the extra estrogen. She was breaking out everywhere too. Sooooooo. Who would be emotionally unstable!?!?!?

I hate that whore. I will see her boyfriend again. He is going to get it. He still owes me a couple of hundred bucks too.

It should be noted he started shit with me one time and I completely controlled his body with two fingers. Got to love pressure points. I had him on the ground crying while I was telling him "you started this. I now control you whole body with two fingers. Your dying. Keep fucking with me. I would rather go to jail keeping my pride then letting you get away with the shit you did. Can you feel the life leaving your body. Fuck with me again. I am asking you to"
*He really pissed me off. I am a very relaxed guy who gets along with everyone. If you try to take my pride away I will snap. I did hear. He never said martial arts were useless after that again!
OK. Thats the end of my rant! :)
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Two fingers are needed to milk a prostate?
 
hitting a woman is not a good idea, cause it happend in a club once to my cusin, she was in a cat fight with another girl, and her boyfriend pulled her off and threw her on the floor,.. that guy got the livving shit kicked out of him . buy like 10 random guys that were stamping on him say " never hit a girl ".. but i would hit a girl if she kicked me in the balls, or hit me on the nose. then move to another town, before every1 is after me.
 
I don't condone violence against a women. But if a woman is going to disrespect herself and someone else via the use of vulgar language, physically assulting someone, etc., then she deserves what she gets. Obviously, defending yourself against a man that has inappropriately touched you is one thing. Where I'm from, if you're man enough to initiate a fight against man, you're man enough to get knocked out by one. However, I'm not saying knock her out (that may be too much) but her actions definitely should be ceased.
 
After seeing Kill Bill I now know what women are capable of. Yeah, an eye for an eye sounds good. Fair treatment.
 
I should have punched the bitch in the face and then pressed assault charges against her. I probably still could. I have all the third party witnesses etc.
 
Damn Slat, sounds like you have to upgrade your circle of friends...Strippers and the assclowns that date them are not exactly the poster children of stability...

As for the question, I would only react physically to a woman if she hit me AND it actually hurt me. Then I would put her on the ground as gently as possible, telling her to stop, and if she does it again, she will get hit with a closed fist.

I was a fighter, the last thing I want to do is break some woman's jaw.


Bluesman
 
NJjuice22 said:
A friend of mine was talking to a girl outside a club last week , her friend kept trying to pull the girl away. so my friend says "stop being a bitch" to the chick and she went apeshit and attacked him , she was punching and slapping him.


Last night I was leaving the club with some girl and her cockblocking friends were yelling at me because they didnt want me to leave with their friend. the one girl was jealous(the one i hooked up with told me her friend liked me) and was getting all nasty with her language..as she started to walk to me I thought about the incident last week and I was like "dont even fuckin get close to me"... I dont know man..maybe its wrong..but if a drunk hoe attacks me I will straight up knock her out.
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i agree with u. its all about self defense, but if u fuck em up too badly, charges come easier. girls always cry about being equal, but untill we can beat em around equally, they dont deserve shit.

btw, what happened to ur babymomma u got back with?
 
manny78 said:
All humans are equal right ? If a girl acts like a moron she must be treated the same way a guy would. Back when I worked as a doorman, I would hit a girl just like a guy.
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respect
 
slat1 said:
I had a fucked up incident where I go attacked by some psycho stripper.
I was in the back right seat of a cab. She was in the back left. Her boyfriend in the front right.
We were driving along and she was poking me and shit so I was pinching her back etc. If finally stops so I start looking out the window to my right.
WHAM!
I get punched in the fucking eye! I wasn't even looking. Never saw it coming. So I yell "what the fuck?" At this point she starts winding up again.
I used my left forarm and put it across her chest to restrain her. Mind you we are going 60mph on the highway and I can't get out. While doing so i say "you need to calm down"
She starts screaming "get the fuck off of me" and is punching me and kicking me and scratching me.
Finally, I had enough and said "you want to play games" and I choked the bitch. Not hard. Just enough so she would know I am fully capable of killing her if i want.
At this point her boyfriend screams to the cab driver to stop the car. He yells "Slat get the fuck out.. .I'm going to kill you". He proceeds to open my door. I fly out and bitch slap the kid harder than I have ever hit anything. I then leaned in and said "make your move. You called me out. Just know if you do I could kill you with two fingers. You know I didn't do shit".
He said "I had to say that to get you out of the car to calm her down. She is out of control"
So now her story is we were riding in the cab and all of a sudden I grabbed her and smashed her head into the glass!
The funny thing is I have a written statement from the cab driver detailing exactly what happened. I have a written statement from the bartender saying how much everyone drank. I have pictures of my black eye, bloody nail makes down my face, bruises all over my body (including my genetals.. thats right.. she grabbed them) and cuts all over my body. What does she have... no marks!
It really pisses me off. I keep having to defend myself when I was the one attacked.
The way I look at it is like this. If there is a backlash where people believe her there is one fool proof way to show that she is lying. I will drive down to there apartment and beat the shit out of her boyfriend and then beat the shit out of her. I will then drag their lifeless bodies infront of everyone that believed her and say "Look. This is what would have happened had I flipped out"
*the topper is the girl retimed her pills so she wouldn't have her period that weekend. She told me she gained 10lbs from all the extra estrogen. She was breaking out everywhere too. Sooooooo. Who would be emotionally unstable!?!?!?

I hate that whore. I will see her boyfriend again. He is going to get it. He still owes me a couple of hundred bucks too.

It should be noted he started shit with me one time and I completely controlled his body with two fingers. Got to love pressure points. I had him on the ground crying while I was telling him "you started this. I now control you whole body with two fingers. Your dying. Keep fucking with me. I would rather go to jail keeping my pride then letting you get away with the shit you did. Can you feel the life leaving your body. Fuck with me again. I am asking you to"
*He really pissed me off. I am a very relaxed guy who gets along with everyone. If you try to take my pride away I will snap. I did hear. He never said martial arts were useless after that again!
OK. Thats the end of my rant! :)
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holy shit... how did u control urself... if i had someone attacking me like that id lose control and start whaling and would nto stop untill i was sure she wasnt physicallyc apable of touching me again
 
Deterass said:
I had this one bitch hit me squre in the jaw one night.
I was shoving her dumbass,drunk and belligerent boyfriend out of the bar i used to own and she came up on my side and punched me.
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... if some shit like that happened to me I think it'd be great fun to wind up and kick that fucking bitch right in the ____ and watch her crumple on the floor
 
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Here's some advice. Ready kid?

UNLESS you're a bouncer. NEVER EVER EVER push/punch/pull/knock a girl in a public place -- definately not a club.

Because what'll happen is .. bunch of drunk tough guys, wanting to be knigths in shining armor -- will come to her defense and pounce on you (if the chick is fat or ugly, don't worry -- guys won't give a shit if you punch her. in fact they'll root 4 u).

So even if she does all that -- you'll be the one facing 12 guys going "how DARE you punch a (pretty) girl asshole!!!!".

Your best bet. Avoid them if at all possibel .. and if worse comes to worse -- just take the abuse and get out of there. And here's another twist -- in many states, an insult is considered a "verbal assault", and someone punching you back, is validated.

So if you call her a slut, and she punches you -- many times cops won't arrest her. She was, by the state, forced into retaliation by your actions.

That's life. Embrace it or learn the hard way.
 
hahah..the one and only time I have punched a chick was when i was like 12, the beatch kicked me in the balls and I flipped out and punched her with all my might right in the gut...she was on the floor and couldnt breathe..it was scary..i thought I killed her.
 
This is why I don't do bars/clubs. Luckily it's never happened to me but I've seen all to often. Women know they can do this kind of shit (esp in clubs where they are on a huge power/attention trip) and not be held accountable. It's too bad the other dozen or so of these "never hit a woman" dipshits can't see past their own dicks to let the man being assaulted defend himself. Fuck that. What pisses me off even more is how men have the reputation of being the violent ones. Yet almost all the time it's a woman teeing off on a guy just because she got her widdle feewings hurt. Bitches.
 
Well this is what you do.

You first start calling her names..like " you stupid fucking bitch get the fuck away from me!!

After you called her a few names.. you then begin to call out to the crowd that has been building around the both of you and ask if anyone will do you the favor of knocking this bitch out for you because you don't hit woman..

if you worked your cards right, you might have a faithful girl in the audience that will be willing to do that for you..

I'm here to help.


Peace.
 
jrlex said:
Well this is what you do.

You first start calling her names..like " you stupid fucking bitch get the fuck away from me!!

After you called her a few names.. you then begin to call out to the crowd that has been building around the both of you and ask if anyone will do you the favor of knocking this bitch out for you because you don't hit woman..

if you worked your cards right, you might have a faithful girl in the audience that will be willing to do that for you..

I'm here to help.


Peace.
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Yep. That's why one should ALWAYS have a freaky black momma friend on speed dial.

Nothign scares a pretentious snotty stuck up pissed off white chick -- then a pissed off big black hoochie momma entering the scene. Their small tiny sorry asses run for the fucking hills!
 
on a serious note, what would i do?

well, i would flip open my notebook and write, "does not like random taint checks from strange dudes."
 
TheLion2005 said:
Block with open hands and just a bit of snap.
Turn body and raise leg to block kicks.

She'll stop quickly or someone will pull her away.
You won't go to jail.
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yea, I often used that technique when my ex would flip out and attack me...but she would then counter my blocks my slicing my arms and hands with her razor-like nails.
 
SublimeZM said:
holy shit... how did u control urself... if i had someone attacking me like that id lose control and start whaling and would nto stop untill i was sure she wasnt physicallyc apable of touching me again
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I was dumbfounded that it happened. I was pissed but I am firmly aware of the type of damage I can do to large men. I did not want to kill her....
Now I would like to.. but at the time I didn't want to.
 
needtogetas said:
the way I see it.if you wont to fight like a man .you can get knock the fuck out like a man to. :evil:
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wtf, didnt i say that exact thing the last time a thread like this came up?
 
KillahBee said:
I was at a company happy hour recently and one of my chick coworkers gave me a major titty twister. without evne thinking I did it back - and hard. she as shocked, and I assume wet.
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Betcha she went home & taught that one to her G.F.
 
NJjuice22 said:
hahah..the one and only time I have punched a chick was when i was like 12, the beatch kicked me in the balls and I flipped out and punched her with all my might right in the gut...she was on the floor and couldnt breathe..it was scary..i thought I killed her.
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oh god, that shit is scary..

i hit a kid in in the side of the chest, and it moved his heart a bit and blood didnt go to his brain for a second, and he got a seizure and then passed out...

i thought i was toast
 
slat1 said:
I was dumbfounded that it happened. I was pissed but I am firmly aware of the type of damage I can do to large men. I did not want to kill her....
Now I would like to.. but at the time I didn't want to.
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yeah but dude, its a natural reaction to just flail around.

like when u have an itch, u try and ignore it untill eventually without being able to control urself u slap where it itches and scratch...up to a point u just automatically hit em
 
Razorguns said:
Yep. That's why one should ALWAYS have a freaky black momma friend on speed dial.

Nothign scares a pretentious snotty stuck up pissed off white chick -- then a pissed off big black hoochie momma entering the scene. Their small tiny sorry asses run for the fucking hills!
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Fucken A bro!
 
Okay bros I have two stories.One was a guy a new not really friend we were teamates we played football together in high school and whatever. So anyway his ex girlfriend a slut that would go to clubs every single weekend and get trash typical clubber hoe had broken up with that guy I knew.So anyway this dude had problems had nasty attitude plus was always on fina was the biggest FINAHEAD anyway this dude was like 245lbs this chick was like 105 petite they were in a club this bitch started to make him jealous and this guy got pissed but then the bitch yelled out loud you suck in bed your tool etc..... and even stuck him in the face anyway this guy punched her and broke her jaw in two places cut the story short he did 3 months in jail. Now a recent story my one of my best friend started to date a girl he met at a club well cut the shit short we went out and they had broken up but they decide it to see each other that day well they started to talk shit to each other and this girl started to scream shit out that my boy gave her STD'S(my boy had two gono and clap but got it from her) and that she fucked his friend from North Carolina and claiming he was better. Anyway that bitch try to piss him off so he can hit her but I told him no to do shit and just let it go. The Moral of the story!!!!!! AVOID BITCHES IN CLUBS AND BARS!!!! they are not worth all your going to find is sluts!!!!
 
Rex said:
Opening scene from "The Way of the Gun". Watch it. Reinact it.
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is that the movie where he goes and is about to fight with this guy, and the girl is talking shit to, and u think hes gunna hit her boyfriend, but instead he just lays her out?
 
this one girl was about to get physical with me once, so i kid you not, i picked her up and threw her in a lake. she was drenched and was jsut stunned. people were laughing their asses off. it wasnt a painful throw either- i didnt want to hurt her, i just grabbed her around the waist and tossed her. then i ran around the beach cheering with my hands in the air. my friends were all laughing their asses off and to this day we still talk about it. im friends with the girl now though, its all good. we even made up like 1 hr after this incident and theres a picture of me with no shirt on beside this girl whose drenched and we're both smiling like morons.

as for the question: i would just grab them by the upper arms and shake them really hard and go "CALM THE FUCK DOWN! DO YOU HEAR ME?! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!". or just try to walk away.
 
Dieselgoku23 said:
Okay bros I have two stories.One was a guy a new not really friend we were teamates we played football together in high school and whatever. So anyway his ex girlfriend a slut that would go to clubs every single weekend and get trash typical clubber hoe had broken up with that guy I knew.So anyway this dude had problems had nasty attitude plus was always on fina was the biggest FINAHEAD anyway this dude was like 245lbs this chick was like 105 petite they were in a club this bitch started to make him jealous and this guy got pissed but then the bitch yelled out loud you suck in bed your tool etc..... and even stuck him in the face anyway this guy punched her and broke her jaw in two places cut the story short he did 3 months in jail. Now a recent story my one of my best friend started to date a girl he met at a club well cut the shit short we went out and they had broken up but they decide it to see each other that day well they started to talk shit to each other and this girl started to scream shit out that my boy gave her STD'S(my boy had two gono and clap but got it from her) and that she fucked his friend from North Carolina and claiming he was better. Anyway that bitch try to piss him off so he can hit her but I told him no to do shit and just let it go. The Moral of the story!!!!!! AVOID BITCHES IN CLUBS AND BARS!!!! they are not worth all your going to find is sluts!!!!
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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!!
 
SublimeZM said:
is that the movie where he goes and is about to fight with this guy, and the girl is talking shit to, and u think hes gunna hit her boyfriend, but instead he just lays her out?
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Yes sir.
 
If some chick with a fistful of rings punches you, your face won't know the difference. If she wants to fight like a man, then treat her like one.
 
Breeze said:
If some chick with a fistful of rings punches you, your face won't know the difference. If she wants to fight like a man, then treat her like one.
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But there lies the problem. Think about all the "heros" that would line up to clean the dudes clock if he laid a hand on her.
 
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