After reading Nelson Mandela's post about organic eggs being the most anabolic food one can buy, I dashed to the grocery store and screamed "Organic eggs....I NEED some now!" in the clerk's face. I bought a carton, swallowed the whole thing, and over the next hour my arms grew by 2 inches, and I gained 15 pounds of SOLID muscle. I bought a carton for my down syndrome pal marvin, but, alas, he choked swallowing them and I left him lying in the supermarket parking lot, dying.
Nothing beats those 'Organic eggs'. Yes...indeed...the fact that the chickens are..erm...fed a SLIGHTLY different diet than those bearing regular eggs makes a HUGE difference...it's worth the extra 100 percent markup the 'organic food' company adds to the regular store price...
Yes SIR, nothing beats ORGANIC EGGS.
Hey...how about those organic carrots? 1 pound costs 10 American dollars...they are grown on 'natural soil'.... anabolic??
I haven't been this excited since:
- willow tree bark
- 'hot stuff'
- goat's milk