What are some lies you have heard from girls and what did they really mean??

[the_clockwork]

lol I've never heard some of these but they make me laugh


And we men like girls with tits jobs and dress slutty b/c they r usually easy!!

 

[Frisky]

lol I've never heard some of these but they make me laugh


And we men like girls with tits jobs and dress slutty b/c they r usually easy!!

which... in makes you really easy too.. right?

 

[the_clockwork]

which... in makes you really easy too.. right?

not me.. but some guys, yes.. I don't hook up w/ random skanks

 

[Bikini Mod]

which... in makes you really easy too.. right?

Nnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[the_clockwork]

I didn't mean to make this a man vs woman thread.. back to lies..


"you're the first in over a year"

 

[Nathan]

can't you just say "thank you super fabulous HH for the compliment"?


(feel free to add other wonderful adjectives)

lol. I take everything people write as being literal and read that and was like whoa, so not true. I should have realized it was just a compliment. I'm retarded.

In any event, thanks for the compliment. Here's a compliment: If you were to tell me you have never been rejected, I would believe it and there aren't many people I'd believe that about. BAM. Sincere and everything. I could have just said "super fabulous HH" but no ma'am, not I. I would like to reiterate at this point how retarded I am.

 

[Frisky]

not me.. but some guys, yes.. I don't hook up w/ random skanks

big breast and a short skirt does not guarantee you a blow job and a happy ending... (just letting you know for further reference.)

my dealo is ... the black and white issues... and not meaning black as in color... meaning, ok for him but not for her. both have needs, both take care of them.. eh?

Now... I have a boob job, really nice tits if I have to say for myself... and I dress casual, business, and also wear things that hug my figure at times. So i'm a skank eh? LOLOLOL

 

[reno240]

just add "or have a myspace profile" to the end of your "real meaning". That should clear up your confusion gomer.


my ex...get it...EX....has been trying to paint me out to be some horrible person because of my myspace profile. Jealousy becomes him.

OH!! - now I get it - You and I - we're like in each others head man.... Right there!

 

[alien amp pharm]

...So i'm a skank ....

agreed

 

[Frisky]

agreed

i should kick you in the gonads and make you call me mama!

lol

btw... thats mrs skank to you, respect your elders dammit! humph