What are some lies you have heard from girls and what did they really mean??

[Grumpy Old Man]

Nnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Easiest Gold digger I ever met!!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Easiest Gold digger I ever met!!!

My plan worked though.... didn't it?

 

[habitualhealth]

lol. I take everything people write as being literal and read that and was like whoa, so not true. I should have realized it was just a compliment. I'm retarded.

In any event, thanks for the compliment. Here's a compliment: If you were to tell me you have never been rejected, I would believe it and there aren't many people I'd believe that about. BAM. Sincere and everything. I could have just said "super fabulous HH" but no ma'am, not I. I would like to reiterate at this point how retarded I am.

awwww...that's sweet.

yes sir, i have been rejected.....several times by the same man oddly enough. you'd think i would've taken a hint. lol

damn emotional rollercoasters. hate 'em.

 

[velvett]

Everyone has a "rebound" quickly. I think it is the best way to heal up.
And she will definately lie about that.

I never have.
But I've been someone else's rebound girl.

 

[reno240]

OOOOO!! - another good one - I didn't read the entire thread so I apologize if it's a repost.

Lie:
"I love to give BJs."

Real Meaning:
"I HATE to give BJs."

 

[the_clockwork]

big breast and a short skirt does not guarantee you a blow job and a happy ending... (just letting you know for further reference.)

bet she has her mouth wrapped around a guys dick by the end of the night!

 

[Frisky]

bet she has her mouth wrapped around a guys dick by the end of the night!

no joke... I sure the hell will... difference is, I'm committed to this guy... he's the only guy i'll be sucking and I'll do it 3 times a day if given the chance. Bet ya wish ... and could only wish you had some plump lips and a nice soft warm wet tongue wrapped around your dick by the end of the night... don't hate.

 

[the_clockwork]

no joke... I sure the hell will... difference is, I'm committed to this guy... he's the only guy i'll be sucking and I'll do it 3 times a day if given the chance. Bet ya wish ... and could only wish you had some plump lips and a nice soft warm wet tongue wrapped around your dick by the end of the night... don't hate.

I can whenever I want.. I have a g/f of 2 years.. she does it at my will

 

[Frisky]

I can whenever I want.. I have a g/f of 2 years.. she does it at my will

so i'm guessing shes a skank too... beings her mouth will be on a dick tonight? eh?

I only have one dick anywhere near me... all I need all I want. So chose your words wisely. Do onto others...

 

[the_clockwork]

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