What are some lies you have heard from girls and what did they really mean??

[the_clockwork]

you don't understand men's minds?? what about women's?? Why do women get boob jobs?? Why do women dress like sluts?? I don't understand women's minds

 

[Frisky]

clearly, decades ago



....ok, continue

shush you.,... don't make me spank you

 

[Frisky]

you don't understand men's minds?? what about women's?? Why do women get boob jobs?? Why do women dress like sluts?? I don't understand women's minds

why do men flock to women who have tits and a nice ass and dress like sluts? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[habitualhealth]

you don't understand men's minds?? what about women's?? Why do women get boob jobs?? Why do women dress like sluts?? I don't understand women's minds

because when i got pregnant they got up to a double H....then i lost all the weight the they started tappin' my belly button. cuz i'm so young and gorgeous and stuff....i thought i better get a pick-me-upper so i could find some schlub to take care of me and my baby cuz you know that's what used up unwed baby momma's do.

 

[feisty11975]

are we talking about the same instance where I went off?

YES!!!!

 

[javaguru]

"I can't believe I'm doing this, I've never done this before." Ya'll can figure out the context.....

 

[Frisky]

YES!!!!

oh... I clearly remember that!

 

[Tweakle]

"I can't believe I'm doing this, I've never done this before." Ya'll can figure out the context.....

"you're the first guy I've ever let do this"

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

"you're the first guy I've ever let do this"

Now serving number 137...... number 137 please come forward.

 

[Bikini Mod]

because when i got pregnant they got up to a double H....then i lost all the weight the they started tappin' my belly button. cuz i'm so young and gorgeous and stuff....i thought i better get a pick-me-upper so i could find some schlub to take care of me and my baby cuz you know that's what used up unwed baby momma's do.

SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bitch, you just exposed us all!

(Good thing I got the Old Grump to marry me before he got hep to my game!)