What are some lies you have heard from girls and what did they really mean??

[Frisky]

LOLZ "C U Next Tuesday" is similiar to "Can't Understand Normal Thinking"..

I don't do riddles

 

[the_clockwork]

I don't do riddles

it's an ACRONYM

 

[InquisitivePsyche]

creative? thats verbatim mind reading. i dont think you realise how awesome i am at reading chicks minds. here, ill do you.....ummmmm......uuuummmmmmmm "i want you" wait somethings coming through, i cant nearly hear it..."i want you golden"....mmmmm stronger now...mmmmmm nup cant make it out

almost had it. oh well. carry on

LMAO. Yeah, perhaps you should work on that a bit.

 

[the_clockwork]

"I'm a lesbian"

 

[msam76]

I have to shampoo my dog
meaning: go away, I don't want to go out with you tonight.

 

[the_clockwork]

I have to shampoo my dog
meaning: go away, I don't want to go out with you tonight.

U've used that one?

 

[the_clockwork]

fibbers

 

[the_clockwork]

"fuck you"


I want to fuck you

 

[jackangel]

it's an ACRONYM

isn't that a city in Ohio?

anyway, here are some candidates:

"i'd like a quarter pounder with cheese" = "i'm having your baby, you stupid fuck."

"this wine is delicious" = "i'd like to stab this butter knife into your urethra."

"is there another exit?" = "allaho akbar. also, prepare to die, infidel scum."

women are so weird.

 

[the_clockwork]

"i'd like a quarter pounder with cheese" = "i'm having your baby, you stupid fuck."

hahaha