What are some lies you have heard from girls and what did they really mean??

[Frisky]

C U Next Tuesday

i'll bring the popcorn

 

[GoldenDelicious]

id like to know how many chicks the bitter know it all guys have slept with....

 

[Nathan]

id like to know how many chicks the bitter know it all guys have slept with....

But those are also the dudes who lie about that sort of thing so there's not much point in asking ordinarily.

 

[the_clockwork]

LOLZ "C U Next Tuesday" is similiar to "Can't Understand Normal Thinking"..

 

[InquisitivePsyche]

half of what women say to random men is a white lie

nothing wrong with it, otherwise theyd be forced to tell you point blank what they really think, and youd have a cry

"hi can i buy you a drink?"
"no thanks im not drinking tonight"

translates to:

"hi, youre hot, i want to talk to you, please like me"
"no im not interested, and if i take your free drink, youre going to stay here and talk to me and not leave, which is going to make me look bad to the other girls in here seeing me talking to your low value ass, and also, its not fun, so please believe my little lie and think that my fake smile is real, and leave, please"

LMAO. That's quite creative. What if she really isn't drinking, though? I don't drink and I've said it NUMEROUS times. Then I walk away laughing... hehe.

 

[Razorguns]

i don't pick up women in clubs.

i pick them up the other 6 1/2 days of the week. when they're sober, you can't be cock-blocked, and they aren't expecting it.

r

 

[InquisitivePsyche]

i don't pick up women in clubs.

i pick them up the other 6 1/2 days of the week. when they're sober, you can't be cock-blocked, and they aren't expecting it.

r

yeah - clubs... don't think you're going to find "the one," hanging around there.

 

[the_clockwork]

who is looking for "the one" at a club? I'd be looking for "the one" night stand

 

[GoldenDelicious]

LMAO. That's quite creative. What if she really isn't drinking, though? I don't drink and I've said it NUMEROUS times. Then I walk away laughing... hehe.

creative? thats verbatim mind reading. i dont think you realise how awesome i am at reading chicks minds. here, ill do you.....ummmmm......uuuummmmmmmm "i want you" wait somethings coming through, i cant nearly hear it..."i want you golden"....mmmmm stronger now...mmmmmm nup cant make it out

almost had it. oh well. carry on

 

[GoldenDelicious]

But those are also the dudes who lie about that sort of thing so there's not much point in asking ordinarily.

in RL id say somethign like that to draw peoples attention to their own inadequacies, highlight their hypocrasy, and smirk