What are some lies you have heard from girls and what did they really mean??

[Grumpy Old Man]

SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bitch, you just exposed us all!

(Good thing I got the Old Grump to marry me before he got hep to my game!)

Told ya you were going to get huge~gigantica~enormo Boobs just like HH. I don't want to be able to tell you guys apart in the dark. I promise not to go to the room overlooking the pool on purpose.

 

[Nathan]

I have heard the following lies:

I'm pregnant.
No I do not have a boyfriend.
No that guy right behind me holding my hand is not my boyfriend.
No I never slept with that guy.
I haven't been with anybody in about a year now.
My "magic number" is under 5.

I've had girls tell me the truth about things too. I respected those girls a lot more and when they told the truth about something, I didn't really care.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Told ya you were going to get huge~gigantica~enormo Boobs just like HH. I don't want to be able to tell you guys apart in the dark. I promise not to go to the room overlooking the pool on purpose.

You are absolutely incorrigible, you silly old man.

 

[habitualhealth]

I have heard the following lies:

I'm pregnant.
No I do not have a boyfriend.
No that guy right behind me holding my hand is not my boyfriend.
No I never slept with that guy.
I haven't been with anybody in about a year now.
My "magic number" is under 5.

I've had girls tell me the truth about things too. I respected those girls a lot more and when they told the truth about something, I didn't really care.

that's cute that you're trying to convince us you've been turned down.

 

[Nathan]

that's cute that you're trying to convince us you've been turned down.

I'm sure everybody has been turned down in some shape or form at some point over the course of their lives - myself included. I'm sure there are lots of girls who would have turned me down had I been more outgoing, less picky, and more open at times. Basically, had I given them the chance. I generally go for the girls I think there is something there with - I def could have put myself out there more and I think that would have done the trick as far as getting rejected more goes.

 

[habitualhealth]

I'm sure everybody has been turned down in some shape or form at some point over the course of their lives - myself included. I'm sure there are lots of girls who would have turned me down had I been more outgoing, less picky, and more open at times. Basically, had I given them the chance. I generally go for the girls I think there is something there with - I def could have put myself out there more and I think that would have done the trick as far as getting rejected more goes.

can't you just say "thank you super fabulous HH for the compliment"?


(feel free to add other wonderful adjectives)

 

[reno240]

Lie:
"In a relationship - I care too much."

Real meaning:
"I am a jealous controlling psycho that won't allow you to look at the waitress in a restaurant while you order your food without freaking out."

 

[habitualhealth]

Lie:
"In a relationship - I care too much."

Real meaning:
"I am a jealous controlling psycho that won't allow you to look at the waitress in a restaurant while you order your food without freaking out."

or have a myspace profile

 

[reno240]

or have a myspace profile

You have managed to confuse the crap out of me.

 

[habitualhealth]

You have managed to confuse the crap out of me.

just add "or have a myspace profile" to the end of your "real meaning". That should clear up your confusion gomer.


my ex...get it...EX....has been trying to paint me out to be some horrible person because of my myspace profile. Jealousy becomes him.