What a long strange dream it's been

[KillahBee]

Had the oddest dream lastnight/this morning. I almost never remember my dreams, only when I am tired and sleep late. I was in the middle of a huge soccer match, apparently with a bunch of friends. Although it seemed like I was the new guy or a stranger to most. Anyway, at one point a few of us jump in the air after a header and all smash into each other, landing had on the ground. This REALLY cute little blonde girl laid on the ground in pain. So, me and this other chick bend down to help her. Apparently she needed to be stretched or something, cause me and other girl start pulling all these stretches on her, each of us working a different leg of the blonde's. At one point my hand is all over her thighs and up near her assticles. Then, in the middle of it, she starts rubbing my meat pipe through my sweatpants (yes, I had sweatpants on in my dream). Just rubbing and rubbing.

Then I woke up in a pool of my dead children

 

[pintoca]

there

 

[jerkbox]

i've never had one of those

 

[KillahBee]

there

incorrect, pinktaco

 

[pintoca]

pink tacos



damn