So we're in the hospital, Werd is all doped up (prolly she came in that way, I don't know) and the nurse is trying to get her registered so that they can take her up to a room.
So I had to say I was her brother because its after visiting hours, and since another doctor is examining Werd, at least the 3rd that night, the woman starts asking me to verify information.
I have no idea, and don't want this woman repeating any personal info, so I tell her that even though she's my sister, we're not very close, not since she ran off with my girlfriend. So the woman laughs, and I look all serious, and she's like "Oh". I tell her its best to wait for the doc to get through with her