Werd is in the hospital, send her some love thread.

[VascularRock]

Get well soon Werd, we all love ya.

 

[rpol]

Get well soon Hun call me when you get up and around

 

[Evil_Frisky]

She also spoke to Friskygrl2004 on the phone. That seemed to put more of a sparkle in her eye than anything I did. I'm not entirely sure what they said to each other, but I'm pretty sure there was some serious lesbo action going on between the two of them. Werd pulled the curtain , and I could hear a lot of moaning. Also, the battery on my cell phone was drained, and it was stuck on vibrator mode.

Frisky won't give me details. Just said it was a girl thing.

Oh I could hear you begging Werd to please please open the curtin. Jersey you know I can't be finishing your job up for you all the time. I'll have to start charging you for this.

Oh BTW OMFG is that a Nokia? Damn that baby can vibrate!

 

[georgie24]

what the hell has been going on jersy?

 

[theoak01]

shit I sure hope your ok doll,if its the same thing you have been dealing with for years Im worried because that was serious shit

get well soon

 

[jerseyart]

George et al,

She has some internal problems, likely the result of that surgery a few years back. She is always in pain, but now its worse. The doll can't eat or drink anything. They have her on a 600 calorie IV since Tuesday. She had a tiny cup of water and became extremely ill just from that. Then they caused other complications themselves with the cathator. E, you are the hard luck kid sweetie. Get better so wqe can go out, stuff your face with steak and lobster, and a milkshake, and rip the town a new one.

 

[jerseyart]

Oh I could hear you begging Werd to please please open the curtin. Jersey you know I can't be finishing your job up for you all the time. I'll have to start charging you for this.

Oh BTW OMFG is that a Nokia? Damn that baby can vibrate!

It's true, I'm not above begging with a woman, especially hotties like yourselves.

But listen gorgeous, you don't need a Nokia, buy American instead.


"Just say a word and the boys will be right there:
with claws at your back to send a chill through the night air.
Is it so frightening to have me at your shoulder?
Thunder and lightning couldn't be bolder.
I'll write on your tombstone, ``I thank you for dinner.''
This game that we animals play is a winner."

 

[Dial_tone]

I have no news to report. Her people have yet to contact my people. My people have yet to contact her people, mainly due to the restraining order. I will relay more useless information as it becomes available to me.

 

[biteme]

Can you feel the positive energy? I thought about you as I was driving down the coast this morning. I plead with the powers that be for you to recuperate nicely. You have much to do.

 

[jerseyart]

Biteme,

I read her your messages, and she says Hi to you and your pretty lady. Damn, according to E she is stunning and smart. WTF? I know you don't have any money, and have the body of an 11 year old girl. Your dumb as cabbage, so that can't be it. Either your hung like Dirk Diggler or she just feels really sorry for you. Either way, congrats