So partied a little too hard, woke up the next morning alone but i had a ring on my penis that was red, and another one that was brown..
Went to the doc right away, he took a sample and got me all cleaned up, i was really feeling weird about the whole thing what with all the STD's and all and i couldn't really remember a lot..
Got the results this afternoon, doc called me said he had good news and bad news..
The good news, the red color was lipstick, the bad news the brown was chewing tobacco...
Oh well...
Drink responsibly.
Went to the doc right away, he took a sample and got me all cleaned up, i was really feeling weird about the whole thing what with all the STD's and all and i couldn't really remember a lot..
Got the results this afternoon, doc called me said he had good news and bad news..
The good news, the red color was lipstick, the bad news the brown was chewing tobacco...
Oh well...
Drink responsibly.

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