Went to A Swinger's Club

[Mikey]

Swingers club's are where you trade your old tired DOG for another old tired dog. AIn't all that it is cracked up to be. Better off just picking your affair.

 

[Lemmiwinks]

Sexy men and women don't go to nudist beaches either.

The people you see there are always the ones that shouldn't take their clothes off.


Do you guys remember last year when I was asking questions about starting a business with my BF's yacht and taking swinging groups out to sea? Well, out of curiousity I bought this magazine called Nationwide Swingers just to see if anyone had done this before.

I was repulsed by the pics in there. Hideous.

A lot of winners in those magazines.

 

[Lemmiwinks]

Hey now, that hits close to home

 

[lil k]

Ya know, i tried to tell people here about how scary and eeky people at swingers clubs are -- but a few people here on this board SWEAR that most swingers clubs have hot people, and most are pretty attractive, and that you won't be disappointed.

I still stand by my stance that most of them are full of middle-aged, married, we're too ugly to pick attractive people up at bars, kinda people.

nude beaches are the same, that is soooooooooooooo true

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

Does anyone remember that scene in "A Christmas Story" where the kid gets his Orphan Annie decoder thing and it tells him to drink Ovaltine and he then says "I went out to face the world a much wiser man".

That's sort of how I felt.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Does anyone remember that scene in "A Christmas Story" where the kid gets his Orphan Annie decoder thing and it tells him to drink Ovaltine and he then says "I went out to face the world a much wiser man".

Liar! You know you DP'd an old fat hoe! Nothings wrong with that! Fess up! We all have Ancient Sweaty Betties in our closet!

Old Swinger Granny: "Dcup your the best!"

Dcup: "You know it Granny Hoe!"

Dcup: "Can I suck your tits!"

Old Swinger Granny: "Yes my sexy love muscle!"

Dcup: "mmm good yum, I didnt know you still had milk in your tit!"

Old Swinger Granny: "I don't! That's Cancer!"

 

[Necrophagia]

I went to a swingers club once. They was all fat and ugly except for a few. All the decent ones was between 35-45 with kids. *shrugs*

 

[TheStromba]

Coulda told ya !

Anyway, chalk it up to experience.