Well, My life is over because I'm a loser and liar.

[Paulos]

Well, My life is over. My 18 year old Girlfriend is Pregnant.

This is just my motherfucking Luck.

This shit had to be lottery odds, because not only is she on Birth Control (Levlen), I am on about 800mg of AAS a week. One would think that you would to not have to worry about pregnancy with those two combined, but OBVIOUSLY I AM FUCKING WRONG. I just learned that Birth Control is only 98% effective, so basically I got fucked by those 2%.

I am freaking the fuck out here, she doesn't want to have an abortion but neither of us want to have a child. I'm only 20 and she is barely 18 for fuck sakes. We can't turn to either of our parents to help because neither of our parents like the significant other, so we're kind of fucked as far as adults to turn to for assistance.

How much do Abortions cost? Are there some kinds of Pills she can take? She just did two of those EPT tests to make sure, both were postive. We're not even sure when it happened, but we're guessing about a month ago right after her period because she just mixed this one.


Anyone who's been in this situation your input would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Longhorn85]

Re: Well, My life is over. My 18 year old Girlfriend is Pregnant.

This shit had to be lottery odds, because not only is she on Birth Control (Levlen), I am on about 800mg of AAS a week. One would think that you would to not have to worry about pregnancy with those two combined, but OBVIOUSLY I AM FUCKING WRONG. I just learned that Birth Control is only 98% effective, so basically I got fucked by those 2%.

Are you certain that you're the father?

 

[JBRO]

with all chances of sounding like a faggot, have you heard that Kenny Chesney song"There Goes My Life". it kinda changed my outlook on this topic.

 

[Paulos]

Re: Re: Well, My life is over. My 18 year old Girlfriend is Pregnant.

Are you certain that you're the father?

I am as certain as I can humanly be. I lover her and she loves me, I don't think she'd cheat on me.

 

[Longhorn85]

Re: Re: Re: Well, My life is over. My 18 year old Girlfriend is Pregnant.

I am as certain as I can humanly be. I lover her and she loves me, I don't think she'd cheat on me.

Good. Would you consider marrying her?

 

[Paulos]

with all chances of sounding like a faggot, have you heard that Kenny Chesney song"There Goes My Life". it kinda changed my outlook on this topic.

Not to be a dick, but yeah, you sound like a faggot. I was looking for real responses, not warm touchey "Oh this kid will be great in 20 years after my entire life has been spent" bullcrap.

 

[Paulos]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Well, My life is over. My 18 year old Girlfriend is Pregnant.

Good. Would you consider marrying her?

Yes, I would.

It's just I can't afford to support an entire family, we're both in college, and I'd have to either drop out or convince our parents to help.

The problem with that is that my mom dislikes her and her parents loathe me.

 

[JBRO]

damn, i knew i would sound gay. i swear im not. im gonna bone my old lady now just to prove it to myself. wheres my slayer CD?

 

[BigBazooka]

Re: Well, My life is over. My 18 year old Girlfriend is Pregnant.

How much do Abortions cost? Are there some kinds of Pills she can take?

Yes, mifepristone (RU-486) is used for chemical abortions.

 

[Paulos]

damn, i knew i would sound gay. i swear im not. im gonna bone my old lady now just to prove it to myself. wheres my slayer CD?

Probably next to your Pink Panties and Best of Barbra Streisand DVD.