Two thoughts and a question

[KillahBee]

1) the "running couples" are fucking annoying. especially when you add dogs into the mix. two boring ass plain, unoffensive looking or acting white people in full Sports Authority running gear galavanting round town with their golden retrievers in tow. die.

2) attempting to fit your entire life into the back of your shitty Xterra is not really a fun adventure. it's great that it forces you to throw away useless things (why the fuck did I ever buy that purple tuxedo shirt anyway?), but when your goddamn book collection takes up like 15% of the space, you're fucked.

3) I'm a mouth breather when I sleep. so I always feel like shit when I wake up. dry mouth, feel like I've been sucking a cotton cock all night. nose all stuffed and filled with boogies. is it possible to change my sleep breathing habbits?

 

[samoth]

 

[KillahBee]

bran sucks

 

[needtogetarmy]

1) the "running couples" are fucking annoying. especially when you add dogs into the mix. two boring ass plain, unoffensive looking or acting white people in full Sports Authority running gear galavanting round town with their golden retrievers in tow. die.

2) attempting to fit your entire life into the back of your shitty Xterra is not really a fun adventure. it's great that it forces you to throw away useless things (why the fuck did I ever buy that purple tuxedo shirt anyway?), but when your goddamn book collection takes up like 15% of the space, you're fucked.

3) I'm a mouth breather when I sleep. so I always feel like shit when I wake up. dry mouth, feel like I've been sucking a cotton cock all night. nose all stuffed and filled with boogies. is it possible to change my sleep breathing habbits?

KillahBee = AAP

This post reminds me of his rant the other day.

The cat is out of the bag. Alter alert!

When you start posting rants about attending blaque image award ceremonies and admire the purple suits we will definitely be able to confirm this.

 

[KillahBee]

When you start posting rants about attending blaque image award ceremonies and admire the purple suits we will definitely be able to confirm this.

Meh, my father is in the men's clothing business so I've seen my fair share of "black" designer suits. I was a pimp for halloween in college so I had pops ship me one of those suits. Then I was the Joker about 5 years ago, so I had him send me a purple "blayke" suite. I didn't wear them very well.

AAP works out. I do not.

 

[Stefka]

1) the "running couples" are fucking annoying. especially when you add dogs into the mix. two boring ass plain, unoffensive looking or acting white people in full Sports Authority running gear galavanting round town with their golden retrievers in tow. die.

2) attempting to fit your entire life into the back of your shitty Xterra is not really a fun adventure. it's great that it forces you to throw away useless things (why the fuck did I ever buy that purple tuxedo shirt anyway?), but when your goddamn book collection takes up like 15% of the space, you're fucked.

3) I'm a mouth breather when I sleep. so I always feel like shit when I wake up. dry mouth, feel like I've been sucking a cotton cock all night. nose all stuffed and filled with boogies. is it possible to change my sleep breathing habbits?

1. Add those three wheeled baby carriage things to this rant.

2. I have to fit my life into a Tacoma in a couple of months, it will not be fun. I have about 800 books in the back of my truck right now. I don't think I'm going to be able to fit my shoes in there.

3. Duct tape

 

[KillahBee]

1. Add those three wheeled baby carriage things to this rant.

2. I have to fit my life into a Tacoma in a couple of months, it will not be fun. I have about 800 books in the back of my truck right now. I don't think I'm going to be able to fit my shoes in there.

3. Duct tape

#3 is also the answer to "How do I get out of this dry spell?"

 

[Mr. dB]

1) the "running couples" are fucking annoying. especially when you add dogs into the mix. two boring ass plain, unoffensive looking or acting white people in full Sports Authority running gear galavanting round town with their golden retrievers in tow. die.

It's even worse when they're wearing matching his 'n hers gear.

3) I'm a mouth breather when I sleep. so I always feel like shit when I wake up. dry mouth, feel like I've been sucking a cotton cock all night. nose all stuffed and filled with boogies. is it possible to change my sleep breathing habbits?

Me too. Well, the only thing that isn't dry is the drool that comes out of my mouth down my chin. If you find the solution, please let me know.

Oh, and [Bugs Bunny]"Bon Voyageee"[/Bugs Bunny] for the cross-country trek.

 

[KillahBee]

It's even worse when they're wearing matching his 'n hers gear.




Me too. Well, the only thing that isn't dry is the drool that comes out of my mouth down my chin. If you find the solution, please let me know.

Oh, and [Bugs Bunny]"Bon Voyageee"[/Bugs Bunny] for the cross-country trek.

agreed.

thanks, deebs. making the drive with my pops as he wants to see the country from the road vs. the sky. Should give us some quality time we haven't had in years.

 

[Mr. dB]

agreed.

thanks, deebs. making the drive with my pops as he wants to see the country from the road vs. the sky. Should give us some quality time we haven't had in years.

Should be interesting. I'm surprised you have room for a passenger.

 

[KillahBee]

Should be interesting. I'm surprised you have room for a passenger.

it'll affect me a little, but when I made the trip out here, I only kept my day bag there. I also had my surfboard in the car, which would decapitate pops, so I'm throwin that bad boy on the roof. I shipped home most of my clothes, as those would take up 80% of the space.

 

[swole]

i can trump it all

crocs.

 

[puddlemonkey]

#1 is my bother, minus matching outfits.

 

[ortiz34]

I hope he puts his hand on your thigh bro

 

[Mr. dB]

agreed.

thanks, deebs. making the drive with my pops as he wants to see the country from the road vs. the sky. Should give us some quality time we haven't had in years.

Warning -- I-40 from Albuquerque to somewhere east of Memphis is deathly boring. Tucumcari to OK City is the worst -- flat, straight, no scenery at all. Do not, I repeat do not, be on this section of highway before 10:00 AM, the sun in your face is relentless. I'd suggest the I-8, I-10, I-20, I-30 route, even though it's less direct, just to avoid Oklahoma.

 

[rnch]

i can trump it all

crocs.

butt-ugly but very comfortable.

 

[KillahBee]

Warning -- I-40 from Albuquerque to somewhere east of Memphis is deathly boring. Tucumcari to OK City is the worst -- flat, straight, no scenery at all. Do not, I repeat do not, be on this section of highway before 10:00 AM, the sun in your face is relentless. I'd suggest the I-8, I-10, I-20, I-30 route, even though it's less direct, just to avoid Oklahoma.

I hear ya (good tip on the sun though). I took the northern route on the way here so I'd rather take the southern route now just cause I'll probably/hopefully never drive cross country again. No matter how you dice it, you're gonna have long boring stretches.

 

[Jocques Straap]

You can go to an ear nose and throat doctor. They will offer your various options to fix your breathing problems. Ranging from surgery to an antihistamine.

I spray a product similar to Afrin in my nose before bed every night. Also, when I wake up in the morning. This will clear you up and you will breath much better. However the concern is that these products are addictive. Apparently people get so hooked that they will go through multiple bottles per day. I haven't had any addictive issues with it, and a bottle lasts me about 8 months, probably more. A little goes a long way for me, so a very light spray is all I need.

I've twice had to pack up my entire life into the trunk of a Honda del sol.

About the jogging couples, I suggest a paintball gun.

 

[Cutiebaby]

I hear ya (good tip on the sun though). I took the northern route on the way here so I'd rather take the southern route now just cause I'll probably/hopefully never drive cross country again. No matter how you dice it, you're gonna have long boring stretches.

I def would not go I40 all that way dude. I only went from east coast to texas and I wanted to shoot myself in the forehead. Driving on the same road for too long was not fun, especially when there ain't nothing to see!!!

Do whatever that other guy mentioned with the I10, I20, and I30 business. Oklahoma does suck ass bro.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Angel is 100% correct. I40 sucks ass and the weather is not so great right now I10 I20 I30 is easier. The rain comes in and you can't see the windshield wipers it comes down so hard. Plus it is hot on Monday and 32 on Tuesday. Hopefully in the next couple weeks the weather should calm down enough to make the trip easier.

Goos luck that is a long ass drive.

 

[Mr. dB]

Do whatever that other guy mentioned with the I10, I20, and I30 business. Oklahoma does suck ass bro.

That would end up being the same route you took, I-30 from Dallas to Little Rock, I-40 to Bristol TN.

--that other guy

 

[Cutiebaby]

That would end up being the same route you took, I-30 from Dallas to Little Rock, I-40 to Bristol TN.

--that other guy

Well hello, the other guy!

Yeah I went down there to Texas back in 2001 and also last year. I have traveled down the entire east coast and then hopped across to Texas and I also have zig zagged the whole way there going through places that looked like no civilization had ever touched, LOL.

I must admit I hated being on the same road for too long as it made me feel like I was headed no where, not to mention I need to be able to look at stuff..More than just flat lands, old oil pumps, and a farm every 10,000 miles!
I prefer to drive directly through major cities so as though I can see life.

 

[pdaddyII]

1) the "running couples" are fucking annoying. especially when you add dogs into the mix. two boring ass plain, unoffensive looking or acting white people in full Sports Authority running gear galavanting round town with their golden retrievers in tow. die.

2) attempting to fit your entire life into the back of your shitty Xterra is not really a fun adventure. it's great that it forces you to throw away useless things (why the fuck did I ever buy that purple tuxedo shirt anyway?), but when your goddamn book collection takes up like 15% of the space, you're fucked.

3) I'm a mouth breather when I sleep. so I always feel like shit when I wake up. dry mouth, feel like I've been sucking a cotton cock all night. nose all stuffed and filled with boogies. is it possible to change my sleep breathing habbits?

Buy both an air purifier and a vaporizer. Vaporizors you can get for under 20 bucks at any pharmacy. Air purifiers depends on how big your bedroom is. Living in SD I would guess 5x5 so it should be cheap as well.

Saline flushes before you go to bed wouldn't hurt either.

Or you could just be a man, wipe your pussy and find how this can make you tougher.

 

[jdynasty]

#3 = Sleep Apnea, and a Darth Vader breathing apparatus

 

[nimbus]

another question: do you think your parents have done anal?

 

[pdaddyII]

another question: do you think your parents have done anal?

I know his mother has.

rawr

 

[nimbus]

I know his mother has.

rawr

hahaha