Too Much Information!

superqt4u2nv · Aug 24, 2004

Post up something about your self that is too much information.

Seashell · Aug 24, 2004

Except for Lumberg, he already took care of that with his "intestinal health" thread..

tuc biscuit · Aug 24, 2004

I am covered in a thin layer of salt and grease, due to keeping similar hygeine habits to a homeless person.

Werd · Aug 24, 2004

Ummmmmmmmmm I dont think that is possible. LOL

Okay here goes... no one is allowed to see my cry.... only total strangers. My pain is very private as I view it as exposing my weakness. This is the only part of me that I detest: my weakness.

MissJanet79 · Aug 24, 2004

I'm double-jointed! (legs)

YoungBeast · Aug 24, 2004

I have a heart mummer, asthma, and sickle cell. Still can't hold me down lol

Robert Jan · Aug 24, 2004

I can make a farting noise using my mouth and the skin between my arm and my pec

I always get little balls of cotton in my asscrack, and regardless what colour underwear I wear, they are blue.

Carmen · Aug 24, 2004

My gynocologist is sooooo f'ing hot. i want to make up excuses to go just for the exam.

Seashell · Aug 24, 2004

I have 2 spleens.

from zero · Aug 24, 2004

I don't put milk in cereal.

HumorMe · Aug 24, 2004

Seashell said:
I have 2 spleens.

spleen=boobs?

I have gray hair on my sack. :lmao:

YoungBeast · Aug 24, 2004

Seashell said:
I have 2 spleens.

My spleen is shrinking because of my sickle cell, they say it will be gone in a couple of years.

Y_lifter · Aug 24, 2004

Grey hair starts at the top and works its way down as you get older..

Mrs Y found my first Grey Pube last week

HumorMe · Aug 24, 2004

Mine must work in reverse. I don't have any gray hair on my head.

The_Ghost · Aug 24, 2004

The only hair on my body is my goatee

season7445 · Aug 24, 2004

I can make a farting noise using my mouth and the skin between my arm and my pec

I always get little balls of cotton in my asscrack, and regardless what colour underwear I wear, they are blue.

Yeah that is a mystery!!

sawastea · Aug 24, 2004

-SD- · Aug 24, 2004

you guys already know everything there is to know about me. sadly.

WODIN · Aug 24, 2004

Didn't I already see this thread somewhere else today?

superqt4u2nv · Aug 24, 2004

WODIN said:
Didn't I already see this thread somewhere else today?

thanks for your 2 cents Redeemer.

havoc · Aug 24, 2004

I have a twin hermaphrodite growing out of my torso.

NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

ChefWide · Aug 24, 2004

I have a stray nose hair that appears every 3-4 months that is as long and as thick as the cables on the GW Bridge. I use a radial saw to fell it.

Deterass · Aug 24, 2004

I have a very hairy ass.

coverguy · Aug 24, 2004

I absolutely love going down on women. I am up for it at anytime of the day, even if i know there isn't going to be any reciprocation. Yummy!

MissJanet79 · Aug 24, 2004

Coverguy said:
I absolutely love going down on women. I am up for it at anytime of the day, even if i know there isn't going to be any reciprocation. Yummy!

I love that!!
Although it's always fun to give than to receive... but I like receiving too! :qt:

Pamela · Aug 24, 2004

I pop my toes.

Carmen · Aug 24, 2004

Coverguy said:
I absolutely love going down on women. I am up for it at anytime of the day, even if i know there isn't going to be any reciprocation. Yummy!

Hi.

Dial_tone · Aug 24, 2004

Dawgmo said:
The only hair on my body is my goatee

No eyelashes?

ChefWide · Aug 24, 2004

Coverguy said:
I absolutely love going down on women. I am up for it at anytime of the day, even if i know there isn't going to be any reciprocation. Yummy!

The gratuitous self advertisement thread was a few down from this, Coverschmooze.

:lmao:

strongsmartsexy · Aug 24, 2004

Coverguy said:
I absolutely love going down on women. I am up for it at anytime of the day, even if i know there isn't going to be any reciprocation. Yummy!

You and most of the straight guys on this board.

The_Ghost · Aug 24, 2004

Dial_tone said:
No eyelashes?

Opps forgot about those, yes I have them LOL

The_Ghost · Aug 24, 2004

Coverguy said:
I absolutely love going down on women. I am up for it at anytime of the day, even if i know there isn't going to be any reciprocation. Yummy!

Well duh......... you and the rest of us except for Hammy LOL

Ulcasterdropout · Aug 24, 2004

I've got cum stains on my keyboard....

coverguy · Aug 24, 2004

Dawgmo said:
Well duh......... you and the rest of us except for Hammy LOL

I don't know if i believe that. Most guys i know are willing to go down, but it's because they want to score. For me, it's like ... if i've got 10 mins with my girl before we absolutely have to leave and go somewhere, i want to go down on her for 10 mins., then bounce.

If this still doesn't count as too much info, then ...

i really don't have many birthmarks/freckles/etc... however i do have one freckle from birth on the bottom of my sack.

How's that for too much info?

MissJanet79 · Aug 24, 2004

Ulcasterdropout said:
I've got cum stains on my keyboard....

And the winner of the TMI award goes to ULCASTERDROPOUT!!!

Smurfy · Aug 24, 2004

one time when I was masturbating my cat was in the room.

Dial_tone · Aug 24, 2004

Smurfy said:
one time when I was masturbating my cat was in the room.

That's only TMI if the cat actually watched.

superqt4u2nv · Aug 24, 2004

Smurfy said:
one time when I was masturbating my cat was in the room.

OMFG bwahahahahahhaaahhaaaaaaaaa

Carmen · Aug 24, 2004

Dial_tone said:
That's only TMI if the cat actually watched.

is that wrong?
my cat always watches.

milo hobgoblin · Aug 24, 2004

I masturbate A LOT..

and its usually to Becomings Avatar's avatar

superqt4u2nv · Aug 24, 2004

becoming's avatar said:
is that wrong?
my cat always watches.

I don't think it is wrong that they watch just kinda creepy it would for sure be wrong if they joined in.

Mr. Black · Aug 24, 2004

I love the smell of gasoline. I'd huff it all day long if it didn't make you so sick.

d3track · Aug 24, 2004

everything beloww the chin gets the mach 3 treatment

and i do #2 like 4-5 times a day

plowboy · Aug 24, 2004

i can lick a clit with my toung from 2 feet away.

Mr. dB · Aug 24, 2004

WODIN said:
Didn't I already see this thread somewhere else today?

Oh, and you've never done the same thing???

Mr. dB · Aug 24, 2004

I'm not circumcised.

flexygrl · Aug 24, 2004

Coverguy said:
I absolutely love going down on women. I am up for it at anytime of the day, even if i know there isn't going to be any reciprocation. Yummy!

He's mine bitches! I actually LIVE in new york..........

I miss you guys! I will try to post more soon.........love and kisses to all........

Dial_tone · Aug 24, 2004

I have to get up 2-3 times during the night to pee (and let the dog out), but sometimes I don't actually flush til I'm up for good.....saves on the water bill.

flexygrl · Aug 24, 2004

Dial_tone said:
I have to get up 2-3 times during the night to pee (and let the dog out), but sometimes I don't actually flush til I'm up for good.....saves on the water bill.

that's gross..................

Dial_tone · Aug 24, 2004

flexygrl said:
that's gross..................

That was the point of the thread...

Smurfy · Aug 24, 2004

Dial_tone said:
That's only TMI if the cat actually watched.

well, she was in the room and yeah i think she was lookin at me kinda weird.

coverguy · Aug 24, 2004

flexygrl said:
He's mine bitches! I actually LIVE in new york..........

I miss you guys! I will try to post more soon.........love and kisses to all........

Whenever you have some time to kill ....

GoldenDelicious · Aug 24, 2004

the me:her orgasm ratio with a particular girl i see sometimes is at least 1:10

jb160 · Aug 24, 2004

Robert Jan said:
I can make a farting noise using my mouth and the skin between my arm and my pec

I always get little balls of cotton in my asscrack, and regardless what colour underwear I wear, they are blue.

Dude that is from your blue toilet paper your wiping to hard!!!!

jb160 · Aug 24, 2004

Dial_tone said:
I have to get up 2-3 times during the night to pee (and let the dog out), but sometimes I don't actually flush til I'm up for good.....saves on the water bill.

WHEW!!!! I thought I was the only one!!!!

jb160 · Aug 24, 2004

Oh and my info is I got bit on the dick by a damn mosquito last week while I was sleeping..........

TWICE!!!!!!

Lestat · Aug 24, 2004

I have an erection right now.

superqt4u2nv · Aug 24, 2004

Lestat said:
I have an erection right now.

Your a man which means your a walking hard on.

Lestat · Aug 24, 2004

superqt4u2nv said:
Your a man which means your a walking hard on.

True.

Its always good to have a nice semi worked up at the office, then when you give your opinion in a meeting or something, it carries more weight.

its a fucked up world, I know, but the bigger the cock, the more respect you get.

safe.

superqt4u2nv · Aug 24, 2004

JB160 said:
Oh and my info is I got bit on the dick by a damn mosquito last week while I was sleeping..........

TWICE!!!!!!

Dam that has got to hurt. I sleep naked 99% of the time my biggest fear is getting some sort of insect bite on or around my cha cha.

coverguy · Aug 24, 2004

Lestat said:
True.

Its always good to have a nice semi worked up at the office, then when you give your opinion in a meeting or something, it carries more weight.

its a fucked up world, I know, but the bigger the cock, the more respect you get.

safe.

Not getting much respect these days, huh???

jk

GoldenDelicious · Aug 24, 2004

JB160 said:
Oh and my info is I got bit on the dick by a damn mosquito last week while I was sleeping..........

TWICE!!!!!!

this man is in denial

bro, atrophy really happens. really.

jb160 · Aug 24, 2004

GoldenDelicious said:
this man is in denial

bro, atrophy really happens. really.

MAX 300 · Aug 24, 2004

I get a hard on in totally inappropriate situations.

YoungBeast · Aug 24, 2004

JB160 said:
Oh and my info is I got bit on the dick by a damn mosquito last week while I was sleeping..........

TWICE!!!!!!

I thought it only happened to me. Man I be scratching my balls all day, and its bad when people keep looking at you scratch. I try to play it off by putting my hand in my pocket and reach to scratch my balls.

Dial_tone · Aug 24, 2004

Pocket Pool

YoungBeast · Aug 24, 2004

Man, Dial_tone your Avie is hypnotizing me. Where you get it?

MissJanet79 · Aug 24, 2004

TMI: My b/f wipes after he pee's... call him anal but he's just a CLEAN person. I love it 'cause when I go down on him, he's "so fresh & so clean, clean" which makes me want to go there more often than usual! Perhaps you guys should consider this!! Maybe you'd be getting it more!! LOL

gotmilk · Aug 24, 2004

From Zero said:
I don't put milk in cereal.

That's because you're GAY!

gotmilk · Aug 24, 2004

I can't straighten my fingers after 25 years of playing hockey and football. Over the years I have broken and jammed my fingers that none will competely straighten out.

I can flip you the bird but it will curve to the right slightly.

:evil:

Scotsman · Aug 24, 2004

superqt4u2nv said:
Dam that has got to hurt. I sleep naked 99% of the time my biggest fear is getting some sort of insect bite on or around my cha cha.

Don't know about insects but how about a bit from a bearded scotsman in your sleep :chomp:

Cheers,
Scotsman

PIGEON-RAT · Aug 24, 2004

i once hit someone and kept driving

Y_lifter · Aug 24, 2004

If I wake up in the middle of the night and gotta pee
I always leave the lights off and sit down..

B0ARDIN087 · Aug 24, 2004

im actually fonz

Dakotah · Aug 24, 2004

i get lovins all the time and sometimes more than 2-3 times a day

YoungBeast · Aug 24, 2004

Dakotah said:
i get lovins all the time and sometimes more than 2-3 times a day

If you come over here we can make it 8-10times a day. I will eat it up :chomp:

jackangel · Aug 24, 2004

i have feelings for seashell which are growing by the minute, but i'm not sure how best to express them to her. however, i am certain to come across as smooth and completely rico-suave when i finally decide to lay the mack down.

Sub-Zero · Aug 24, 2004

i might have jockitch on my penis and balls that rubbed off from my arm, but i think ive got them both under control with lotramin ultra

Ulcasterdropout · Aug 24, 2004

I got puss coming out of my hand from a busted blister...

P.S. Damn, MissJanet79 !!!!!

Moderate_THIS · Aug 24, 2004

I have little pellet deer shits

Taps · Aug 24, 2004

I havn't cleaned my bathroom since November of last year.

HumorMe · Aug 25, 2004

You know, this thread is really disgusting.

Paulos · Aug 25, 2004

I haven't worked out in a year, I'm 262 pounds, and I am ass naked.

fistfullofsteel · Aug 25, 2004

I'm really a Phi. Eagles fanatic

Ok, file that under never

callthedoctor · Aug 25, 2004

Somtimes I pass out when I cum.

superqt4u2nv · Aug 25, 2004

My bedroom looks like my dressers through up.

MissJanet79 · Aug 25, 2004

My name is JANET however it's pronounced like JEANETTE - yet spelled like J-A-N-E-T.
That's the way momma spelled it so kiss my a$$!

(There is no Janet & Jeanette in the spanish language).

Smurfy · Aug 25, 2004

superqt4u2nv said:
My bedroom looks like my dressers through up.

I dont even own a dresser. :worried:

Robert Jan · Aug 25, 2004

I once gave myself a modest BJ

I have consistently peed in my bedroom sink regularly for at least 5 years.

Mr. Black · Aug 25, 2004

If I have no Kleenex, I'll flick boogers on the floor.

wrkn4bigmuscles · Aug 25, 2004

oh thats HOTT
-i think there was not enough information.. a pic could help even it out

MissJanet79 said:
I'm double-jointed! (legs)

SC4EVA · Aug 25, 2004

we went over this before but I too am uncircumsized

Dial_tone · Aug 25, 2004

Sometimes I just use the sheets to wipe up the spanking byproducts.

FreeballinDC · Aug 25, 2004

It wouldn't matter if I had a threesome with Donovan McNabb and David Boston, I still wouldn't be able to have an orgasm.

Maybe it would help if I added a fourth - Brazilian Sprinter Santos

onerepmaximum · Aug 25, 2004

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Mr. dB · Aug 25, 2004

My foreskin is really ripe this morning.

coverguy · Aug 25, 2004

Robert Jan said:
I once gave myself a modest BJ

I have consistently peed in my bedroom sink regularly for at least 5 years.

Definitely ... TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

SC4EVA · Aug 25, 2004

Mr. dB said:
My foreskin is really ripe this morning.

This might win it...

Robert Jan · Aug 25, 2004

Coverguy said:
Definitely ... TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

then i guess i posted in the right thread

curling · Aug 25, 2004

I can pop my member when it is hard.

Too Much Information!

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