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found out my son's english teacher has been hitting on him, and buying him pizza and gave him her personal email.

lost my credit/debit card and drivers license

ALSO lost my keys, but i found those

killed a squirrel.

:(
this day sucks donkey ass.
 
when i was in junior high, my english teacher was smokin' hawt. . .wish she would have hit on me. . .

you still have your big giant canz right??
 
digimon7068 said:
when i was in junior high, my english teacher was smokin' hawt. . .wish she would have hit on me. . .

you still have your big giant canz right??
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of course. i can't lose those. :)

She apparently touches him a lot and has caressed his face a few times. (when he lets his facial hair grow)
it was enough for his girlfriend to get jealous (she saw)
 
Holy Crap! I bet that tramp is buying him pizza with your card.

I killed a squirrel once.:(
 
Ok...you left out some very important information:

1. How old is your son?

2. Is the english teacher hawt?


Don't feel bad about the squirrel....they're basically rats with bushy tails.
 
BlueBird said:
Holy Crap! I bet that tramp is buying him pizza with your card.

I killed a squirrel once.:(
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lol.
no no... i just lost the card today after leaving the grocery store.
:(
i've killed things before (even people) but i always feel really bad.
 
canadianhitman said:
Ok...you left out some very important information:

1. How old is your son?

2. Is the english teacher hawt?


Don't feel bad about the squirrel....they're basically rats with bushy tails.
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my son is 16, but he's a grade ahead of the other kids (not because he should be, but we moved here 2 years ago and had the cut off age was different in his old school and he barely made that). He's a junior. 6 feet tall, around 150lbs. sometimes he keeps a little facial hair, so he looks older.

He said the teacher is around 30 and looks like she used to be pretty. He said she just had a baby and came back from maternity leave 2 months ago.
 
canadianhitman said:
Ok, this answers my question as to why he'd tell you about it and deny her, rather than keep quiet and hit it. LOL
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lol
well he has a beautiful girlfriend who is in his class.

my son tells me a lot of things. We are pretty open.
 
MightyMouse69 said:
Did you report the loss of your cards? ASAP!!!

+1 on the "hot for teacher"
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I like they way they print "Call this number if your card is lost or stolen" on the card...
 
MightyMouse69 said:
Did you report the loss of your cards? ASAP!!!

+1 on the "hot for teacher"
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i did report it.
They shut it off and will send me another card in 7-10 days.

which sucks because it's the only way i can get money!!
I guess I can cash a check in any bank, as soon as i get my drivers license, right?
I'll go to dmv tomorrow to get that.
 
Mr. dB said:
I like they way they print "Call this number if your card is lost or stolen" on the card...
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yeah, trust me, i thought about that today while I was trying to figure out where the hell i'd find the number to call.

"oh right. On the back of the FUCKING CARD."
 
get her e-mail address from him and set up a sting.



would be too funny for her to be expecting him, and then his mom shows up
 
stilleto said:
i did report it.
They shut it off and will send me another card in 7-10 days.

which sucks because it's the only way i can get money!!
I guess I can cash a check in any bank, as soon as i get my drivers license, right?
I'll go to dmv tomorrow to get that.
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You may want to flag your credit (fraud alert) for a while with the credit bureaus?

It will expire in 90 days.
 
redshirt27se said:
get her e-mail address from him and set up a sting.



would be too funny for her to be expecting him, and then his mom shows up
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hmm.
not a bad idea. except I wouldn't want to jeopardize my son's grades or anything.
she has asked him to meet for pizza and keeps asking why he doesn't email her.

she's gotten the hint that he doesn't want her, and is now being super hard on him. She changed his grade from an 89 to failing.
I wrote her already and told her how disturbed I am about some things. I wrote to her PERSONAL email account that she gave my son. that alone should let her know that he gave it to me. at first, she was acting high and mighty, then I went on to say that I know she's been very friendly towards my son, even asking him to meet for pizza and offering her personal email, and I would hope that she doesn't have anything personal against him to change his grades...

she said she would change them back and apologized for any misunderstanding.
right.
 
oh, and he told me that she once asked how my son and his brother are in the same grade. He told her that technically, that's his uncle.

She said, "wow. things must be really messed up at home, huh?"

He told her not at all and she said that if he ever wanted to talk privately about anything, to let her know.
 
stilleto said:
hmm.
not a bad idea. except I wouldn't want to jeopardize my son's grades or anything.
she has asked him to meet for pizza and keeps asking why he doesn't email her.

she's gotten the hint that he doesn't want her, and is now being super hard on him. She changed his grade from an 89 to failing.
I wrote her already and told her how disturbed I am about some things. I wrote to her PERSONAL email account that she gave my son. that alone should let her know that he gave it to me. at first, she was acting high and mighty, then I went on to say that I know she's been very friendly towards my son, even asking him to meet for pizza and offering her personal email, and I would hope that she doesn't have anything personal against him to change his grades...

she said she would change them back and apologized for any misunderstanding.
right.
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Wait, wait, wait... She admitted to changing his grades illegitimately by saying she would change them back? LOL

... She is 30yrl? If she was at least a 6 I would have boned her for a 99 from the earned 89... Then again in HS I was picky as fuck, I would have needed her to be a 8-9 to hit it then...


If my son ever has this problem, I would approach his teacher and offer her to take my son's place... Anything for my kid.
 
stilleto said:
found out my son's english teacher has been hitting on him, and buying him pizza and gave him her personal email.

lost my credit/debit card and drivers license

ALSO lost my keys, but i found those

killed a squirrel.

:(
this day sucks donkey ass.
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your son is the fuckin man. give him a hi five. at least he is not womanless like me
 
Question for ya Stilleto...

If your son wanted to hit his teacher, would you let him?
 
stilleto said:
found out my son's english teacher has been hitting on him, and buying him pizza and gave him her personal email.

lost my credit/debit card and drivers license

ALSO lost my keys, but i found those

killed a squirrel.

:(
this day sucks donkey ass.
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Are you gonna rape her ass with a carrot and then wip her?
 
stilleto said:
found out my son's english teacher has been hitting on him, and buying him pizza and gave him her personal email.

lost my credit/debit card and drivers license

ALSO lost my keys, but i found those

killed a squirrel.

:(
this day sucks donkey ass.
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you freaking bitch, why you kill a squirrel for?

btw, congrats to your son but, he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. he should have kept his mouth shut.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
Wait, wait, wait... She admitted to changing his grades illegitimately by saying she would change them back? LOL

... She is 30yrl? If she was at least a 6 I would have boned her for a 99 from the earned 89... Then again in HS I was picky as fuck, I would have needed her to be a 8-9 to hit it then...


If my son ever has this problem, I would approach his teacher and offer her to take my son's place... Anything for my kid.
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well he had an 89 average.
and he has a hot girlfriend.

his teacher changed his grade on friday, after he dismissed her advances and then acted up in class. He came home and said, "mom, this is bullshit" and told me that now he's failing.
she called with a different story and just told me that he was failing. Nothing about how he was doing great until a day ago. I brought that up. I said I'd like to see what his grades were BEFORE and now, and asked her how she could change his grades based on one day's behavior (he has ADD- very mildly, but still. he's classified as having it and the teachers are SUPPOSED to understand that he has a short attention span). at first she said some garbage about she can change them, etc, and then i said that I knew she was friendly with him- and that I hope this wasn't personal.

then there was, "alright. This is encouraging. i'll change them back."

encouraging my ass - i have the copies of the emails.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
Question for ya Stilleto...

If your son wanted to hit his teacher, would you let him?
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no.
she's a grown woman. he's 16.

my other son gets hit on all the time- he looks even older. That boy lost his virginity when he was 12 to an 18 year old when he was in foster care.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
you freaking bitch, why you kill a squirrel for?

btw, congrats to your son but, he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. he should have kept his mouth shut.
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not at all true.
he has a gf, and he's faithful to her. so even if he wanted some 30 year old who just had a baby, he wouldn't go for it.

i have to be proud. he could have lots of girls. He's happy with one.
 
Smurfy said:
i would punch this bitch square in the babymaker
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^
spoken like a smart mother.

if he was my 16 year old daughter and some 30 year old male teacher was hitting on her- i'd call the police.
as they are, i'm just friggin' furious, but I don't really know what to do from here, if anything.
 
stilleto said:
^
spoken like a smart mother.

if he was my 16 year old daughter and some 30 year old male teacher was hitting on her- i'd call the police.
as they are, i'm just friggin' furious, but I don't really know what to do from here, if anything.
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what does your husband suggest? when Im at a loss usually lumberg has some good input or suggestions
 
Smurfy said:
what does your husband suggest? when Im at a loss usually lumberg has some good input or suggestions
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he has just been letting me handle it- i'm a better writer and i'm level headed (usually), so it made sense that I write her. He's PISSED though, but i think now that she agreed to change his grade back, he kind of thinks we should just drop it.
Actually, he wondered if she has some kind of post partum thing, because she's acting wacky.
 
stilleto said:
no.
she's a grown woman. he's 16.

my other son gets hit on all the time- he looks even older. That boy lost his virginity when he was 12 to an 18 year old when he was in foster care.
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Foster care?

You adopted him?
 
When I was a Freshman my female math teacher told my mothe rthat I was "really good looking." Unfortunately, she wasn't hawt....:worried:
 
stilleto said:
found out my son's english teacher has been hitting on him, and buying him pizza and gave him her personal email.

lost my credit/debit card and drivers license

ALSO lost my keys, but i found those

killed a squirrel.

:(
this day sucks donkey ass.
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how old is he? can you send me a pic? or maybe just PM me his email address. that'd be great, thx.

i miss you!
 
habitualhealth said:
how old is he? can you send me a pic? or maybe just PM me his email address. that'd be great, thx.

i miss you!
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I miss you too!!
oh, and stay away from my kid, mrs. robinson!
 
stilleto said:
found out my son's english teacher has been hitting on him, and buying him pizza and gave him her personal email.

lost my credit/debit card and drivers license

ALSO lost my keys, but i found those

killed a squirrel.

:(
this day sucks donkey ass.
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My 10th grade spanish teacher. Called me after class to tell me I needed extra help in spanish. I rember her rubbing my hair and told me she loved the color.(To get a better picture of her she would be a dead ringer for a shakira look a like but hotter )
I was really shy and quite back then. Looking back I think it was the signal for sex. I kick my self now wishing I had done something .
But I was oshy back then and didn't know any better.

Now stilleto teacher sex is very common now adays . Look at it as a part of comming of age. If I had a son I would rather have him get sexed up with a teacher that will know when to make him pull out or throw on a rubber. Then some 16 yr old girl that only will end up getting prego.
 
chazk said:
My 10th grade spanish teacher. Called me after class to tell me I needed extra help in spanish. I rember her rubbing my hair and told me she loved the color.(To get a better picture of her she would be a dead ringer for a shakira look a like but hotter )
I was really shy and quite back then. Looking back I think it was the signal for sex. I kick my self now wishing I had done something .
But I was oshy back then and didn't know any better.

Now stilleto teacher sex is very common now adays . Look at it as a part of comming of age. If I had a son I would rather have him get sexed up with a teacher that will know when to make him pull out or throw on a rubber. Then some 16 yr old girl that only will end up getting prego.
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He knows all about it.

I found my credit card and drivers license.
actually, my son found it in the driveway.
 
Smurfy said:
stilleto, dont you keep those things in a wallet inside of a purse?
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usually, yes.
saturday I went into the city to see a show and took a small purse with me. Sunday morning I went to the grocery store and continued to use the small purse.
when i opened my trunk, a bottle of juice fell out and rolled down my driveway. I went chasing after it, and I think my little purse was open, so my ID fell out.
 
Damn girl, that is some serious business if you think about all the teachers lately. I would personally have a meeting set up between just you and her. Casually mention your concerns to her and then see what she has to say. Just let her know that you would appreciate it if she would keep her hands and her pizzas to herself. LOL No I am being serious. I don't think there is a need at this point to go over her head however just let her know you don't agree with her methods. Then if it don't stop go over her head.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
If my son ever has this problem, I would approach his teacher and offer her to take my son's place... Anything for my kid.
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LMAO....you're such a hero, making a TERRIBLE sacrifice like that.
 
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