"Tips" from the Boy Band got 3rd last night...

[AAP]

In the teenage division, there were only 6 contestants so in lieu of weightclasses, they had them all compete openly. He got 3rd and the other three tied for 4th.

Guys in 1st and 2nd were not that much better, Tips was more cut, but they had more muscle, but smoother.

On a side note, I fucking PWN3D the entire damn show by not entering. I could have ran down the hall, applied some pro-tan, walked on the stage and took the entire men's division. I was NOT impressed by the quality of these competitors.

Some chic came up and asked me if I were the guest poser for the night.

 

[tiger88]

In the teenage division, there were only 6 contestants so in lieu of weightclasses, they had them all compete openly. He got 3rd and the other three tied for 4th.

Guys in 1st and 2nd were not that much better, Tips was more cut, but they had more muscle, but smoother.

On a side note, I fucking PWN3D the entire damn show by not entering. I could have ran down the hall, applied some pro-tan, walked on the stage and took the entire men's division. I was NOT impressed by the quality of these competitors.

Some chic came up and asked me if I were the guest poser for the night.

you should getthere # for me when i come to S florida this spring to paly the Blue monster....dural is gonna own me if i dont get my middl;e irons back togather

 

[c3bodybuilding]

LMAO bro, you need to do that one of these days. Just go to one of these shows, and then just throw on some posing trunks and step on the stage. Claim you are the guest poser, you have the type of attitude where you could get away with it. That would be classic.

 

[AAP]

LMAO bro, you need to do that one of these days. Just go to one of these shows, and then just throw on some posing trunks and step on the stage. Claim you are the guest poser, you have the type of attitude where you could get away with it. That would be classic.

Get CrazyIvan to teach me some clipped Russian accent..... act like I don't know shit except I got a telegram saying to come pose. That I would be reimbursed for my drug cycle, airfare, hotel room, food, and my standard $2000 posing fee.



Some guy called Big Dawg was the guest poser. I didn't think he was all so good.

 

[c3bodybuilding]

LMAO! I would pay to see that. You are probably one of the few people who would actually do that and pull it off without even blinking once. You'd somehow convince them it was true and they would hand you the money.

 

[Tiervexx]

Tell tips that if he does'nt get his ass into better shape and pack on some mass soon you will fuck him in the ass till he splits in half.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

what kind of name is "Tips"

does he lose his balance a lot?

 

[AustinTX]

cool.

 

[AAP]

what kind of name is "Tips"

does he lose his balance a lot?

Naw. When I first met him, he had frosted highlights in his hair. Like a surfer boy.

I would have named him NJSerious, but......... he was bigger.

 

[vixenbabe]

Darlin, did M get my check yet?

 

[AAP]

Darlin, did M get my check yet?

PM me your city addy.. I have a couple here I can't match up with the EF users.

 

[saint808]

so tips is not a waiter or a dancer of any sort?

 

[Code]

Post up some pics.

Or at least a link to the competition's site so we can look at "Tips".

 

[AAP]

Ok, I am going to take some of him today or tomorrow after he has gone back on carbs, he will be bigger then. (slightly).

The one day I helped him, I was going to take pics, but couldn't because I had that damn pro-tan all over the place. We did it in the aerobics room at the gym. I swear, I bet the instructor came in there the next day and thought some fat chic in spandex had a diarhhea blow out during class. Some of it even ended up on the walls, I don't have a fucking clue how that happened.

 

[AAP]

Oh yeah.... this was truly a BEGINNER show. I mean, there were a ton of guys in there that looked like they had only dieted for 2 weeks.

One guy was up there in a bathsuit. Not a speedo. But a bathing suit that he had rolled the legs up on to make it ride higher. And the number of people that pro-tanned their bodies and did not do their face.... or worse, did their body and face, but forgot areas like the armpits or under the chin. One dude forgot to take his socks off before coming on stage. Apparently everyone wore socks or sandals back stage to keep the bottom of their feet from turning black from the dirt on the floor.

 

[supersizeme]

i would've loved to have competed in some waders while doing some new, innovative poses holding a fishing pole. i'd have the post-casting pose(kind of like Conan holding the sword out in front of him) that would really bring down the house while the judges marvelled at my triceps and right calf. then i'd have the "try to catch the fish thrashing around in the bottom of the boat" pose which would seal the deal. kind of an animated pose but still it just punishes you with striations from every possible angle. <--angle LOL

 

[AAP]

And the fucking music some of these guys picked. Good lord... the dude using "who let the dogs out" was boo'd mercilessly.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

i heard Tips used "Sunglasses at Night" and strut out on stage wearing shades. cool.

 

[AAP]

i heard Tips used "Sunglasses at Night" and strut out on stage wearing shades. cool.

He stole that routine from the man himself, Kenny Jones.

 

[supersizeme]

yeah what Erasure song did Tips pose to?

also, being that you may or may not be gay, do you like erasure? pet shop boys? placebo? what cd is in your c240 right now

 

[AAP]

what cd is in your c240 right now

Broadway Showtunes! BAY-BEEEE!!!!


(umm... actually it is ICE-T The Hits since I am on my way to the gym shortly)

 

[supersizeme]

i want you to crank the new jack hustler track just before you get to the gym and get out of your car.

"raised like a pit bull, my heart pumps nitro"

i'm shocked that this is in your cd player. when did you start listening to Ice T? did Tips turn you on to this?

 

[AAP]

Ice T and I go way back. All his works before Body Count.

Power, Grand Larceny, Peel Their Caps Back, etc... that shit gets me stoked like none other.

I also like early works of Kool Moe Dee and Snake Boyz (<--- rare, they had no label contract).

 

[supersizeme]

kool moe dee is the man. i played his Knowledge Is King album nonstop back in the day. he had the most bad ass hats ever worn by a black man.

i'm gonna have to find me some of this Snake Boyz. i've never heard of those dudes

 

[AAP]

Snake Boyz came out of Miami back in 88-89. They didn't have a recording contract so they put out their shit on blank tapes themselves. hard core shit like Dre and the D.O.C. before they ever hit it up.

You won't find it on Kazaa or audiogalaxy. I ripped these tracks off one I borrowed about a year ago.