Time to strike Jessica Simpson...

[Razorguns]

off the I'D HIT IT list.

Jessica Simpson: This Is How She Rolls - TMZ.com

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[miplank]

I'd still hit it

 

[Cutiebaby]

That is horrible

 

[Razorguns]

I'd still hit it

You'd hit a sheep in lingerie!

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[heavy_duty]

ewww flat white girl ass with a thick belly

 

[UA_Iron]

You're a faggot.

 

[housemusik83]

wtf happened to her

 

[canadianhitman]

Time for Tony Romo to scramble out of that pocket...

 

[Varga]

Time for Tony Romo to scramble out of that pocket...

Yea no shit dude....she is too comfortable, needs a spanking

 

[walliwalibus]

I'll spank her...... then send her to Shrimp.

 

[wills_got_rythm]

Just short of a good camel toe....

 

[walliwalibus]

I'd chase the turdle...

 

[walliwalibus]

I'd make me some brown gravy....... Do you want the recipe?

 

[heavy_duty]

Yea no shit dude....she is too comfortable, needs a spanking

That fat cow needs to dust off her tai-bo and hiphop abs DVD's

 

[binö]

meh i'd still pound it out

 

[nimbus]

lol RG i'm sure she's devastated

 

[javaguru]

Just short of a good camel toe....

Props for Babylon 5...

 

[redsamurai]

I never wanted to hit that...........like ever. She has annoyed the fucking shit out of me since the very first moment I saw her. I have not had one mm of movement over her, EVAH!!!! Not even one thought of "I'd hit that if I had the chance". If she was just some chick in a bar who walked past me I wouldn't notice. To this day I have no idea what the deal is with everyone that thinks she's the shit. I just don't get it.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I'd PIITB

 

[walliwalibus]

I'd try and gag her with my cockle doodle doo.

 

[jackangel]

I'd try and gag her with my cockle doodle doo.

how's the job situation, nugga

 

[nefertiti]

Ehhh...Jessica has been fighting against genes for a while. Romo allegedly likes the few extra pounds, and she's doing country music which is a lot more forgiving of this kind of thing.

She does need to fire her stylist though. Pronto. Those jeans are possibly the worst thing I've seen anyone wear. Ever.

 

[Smurfy]

lol everybody relax. its just a horribly unflattering outfit is all. nobody would look good in that get up.

 

[heavy_duty]

Re: FAKE SPARE TIRE?

lol everybody relax. its just a horribly unflattering outfit is all. nobody would look good in that get up.

are you saying that when naked she has a flat midsection and firm round booty?

 

[Smurfy]

Re: FAKE SPARE TIRE?

are you saying that when naked she has a flat midsection and firm round booty?

yes

 

[manny78]

Now she's almost black man material.

 

[perkele]

Hotter than Oprah.

 

[Razorguns]

lol everybody relax. its just a horribly unflattering outfit is all. nobody would look good in that get up.

Aw. How cute. Women that wear granny jeans stick up for one another!!!

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[pdaddyII]

Holy armpit flab!! I would NOT hit it, only dimes for me please....kthnxbye

 

[jnevin]

Now she's almost black man material.

I wouldn't throw her to the dogs yet.

 

[lartinos]

She's been slowly going downhill.

 

[jnevin]

lol RG i'm sure she's devastated

lmao

 

[pdaddyII]

I wouldn't throw her to the dogs yet.

racist!

 

[yourmomgoestocollege]

I'd hit it...and then I'd hit her FUPA like a speed bag for a few rounds. We all need cardio!

 

[hurricane]

wtf happened to her

dude put on some pants in your avatar wtff!!!

 

[heavy_duty]

Re: FAKE SPARE TIRE?

yes

IDK
Fat guys at my gym wear belts like that when they train just to hide their fat guts.

 

[chazk]

the jeans and belt look stupid.
as for her body, I like her curvy big ol tata's in ya face and hips to grab onto.

 

[rnch]

wtf happened to her

the opposite of what's happened to you,

 

[nimbus]

PLUS, she has bad skin and has to use ProActiv!!

 

[timtim]

her arms look all flabby. fat face. but shell be back to normal in 2 months time.