This past weekend....

[AAP]

I went to a sex club, but didn't take my clothes off.

Saw a terrible movie.

Had sex with 3 men. (not all at once)

Went to the gay rodeo and laughed @ the country western homos and dykes.

Didn't work out for the past 3 days.

Cut my grass.

Felt a random girl's bewbs.

Discovered a wild cat living inside the gazebo in my side yard.

Had a pedicure.

Got a massage that left bruises on both glutes.


I did all of that except one. I will leave it up to your imaginations to figure out which one is false.

 

[vixensghost]

The grass cutting! I can not picture you doing any sort of real labor.

 

[myway]

I'm guessing u didn't find a wild cat in the gazebo?

 

[velvett]

I went to a sex club, but didn't take my clothes off.

Saw a terrible movie.

Had sex with 3 men. (not all at once)

Went to the gay rodeo and laughed @ the country western homos and dykes.

Didn't work out for the past 3 days.

Cut my grass.

Felt a random girl's bewbs.

Discovered a wild cat living inside the gazebo in my side yard.

Had a pedicure.

Got a massage that left bruises on both glutes.


I did all of that except one. I will leave it up to your imaginations to figure out which one is false.

False in Bold.

 

[chazk]

Well You atleast felt a random girls boobs.

I am trying to talk my wife into going to this huge swingers club. Just to play pool and drink with other couples. Not really for sex or anything but to make some cool friends.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I could still kick ur ass

 

[AAP]

I am trying to talk my wife.....

into going to ....

this huge swingers club.....

Just to play pool and drink with other couples......

Not really for sex or anything......

but to make some cool friends.

bWAHAHAHAHHAHAAA As if. You know you just slowly trying to get your foot in the door so by the 4th visit you can subtley start hinting at doing something.

 

[stilleto]

I know which one is most likely true.

 

[AAP]

I could still kick ur ass

Boy, you would start tapping out as soon as my entrance music hit the loud speakers.

 

[GUARDIAN]

Touched random girls bewbs = false