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Think about your last 3 ex's for a minute

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Now, pick 2 traits from each of those 3 ex's (for a total of 6) that you would like your current spouse/sigoth/trick/hooker/ho to have.

If you are not involved with someone currently, then it would obviously mean to pick traits that you would want your next one to have.

(interesting magazine article I read about people's ability or inability to say positive things about those they have ended relationships with.)
 
1- Great sense of humor

2- Great laugh

3- Seducing smile

4- Love for life and its pleasures

5- Sensuality

6- Thoughtfullness
 
Ex #1: Great Ass (wife already has this though), gorgeous hair
Ex #2: No inhibitions - would have done and did anything I asked, really sexy voice
Ex #3: NOTHING SHE WAS COOCOO FOR COCOA PUFFS
 
AAP said:
Now, pick 2 traits from each of those 3 ex's (for a total of 6) that you would like your current spouse/sigoth/trick/hooker/ho to have.

If you are not involved with someone currently, then it would obviously mean to pick traits that you would want your next one to have.

(interesting magazine article I read about people's ability or inability to say positive things about those they have ended relationships with.)

Btw, I must say that's a pretty cool thread.
 
Last ex -- 1. he had a boat and 2. liked to scuba dive. (that is all I can think of nice to say about him).

Previous ex -- 3. he was sexy 4. He loved his kids.

Ex before that -- 5. intellectual 6. We just "got" each other.
 
1. tidy, clean, organized, very goodlooking, smart, tons of good things to say
2. nothing at all
3. nothing


lol
 
too hard, all the girls i've actually been in a relationship with were exceptional in more than a few ways.

and they were all kinda similar
 
1. Had a very accomodating asshole. I could go right from her puss directly into her ass no problem, no warning needed.
2. Extremely high sex drive (she was fucked in the head though)
3. Same as #2
 
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1 She was a nut case big time. Sucked in bed to. Only thing I liked about her was she always respected me. Never said a mean or bad thing to me. Always talked soft and sweat. We all know how angel talks lol.

2 this girl was so hot and so nice. Again just as sweet as can be. She was interesting to talk to to. We would talk for hours.

3. High class type girl. Rich parents lol. So Ya I wish angels parents were super rich.


So all and all I wish angel was a bit nicer of a person to me and others. She has this I hate every one,pissed off,bitter,every one is not worthy of me thing going on, But I can't complain to much.
 
Hmm...

#1: Made a lot of money and liked to spend it on me. Also owned her own place and let me live there for free.
#2: Hot enough to turn heads and had a killer body. Wore very hot clothing constantly.
#3: Free spirit, would do anything and had fun doing it. Also a total nympho who would have sex at the drop of a hat.
 
1) Wild free spirit. Beautiful body.
2) Cooked really well(in the sack and out)
3) Fantastic sense of humor. Fantastic face- too pretty.

Damn, I really had to think baaaack. :)
 
Remember these are not qualities/traits that your ex's had... but qualities/traits that they had that YOU WISHED YOUR CURRENT one possessed.

Obviously things about your ex's that your current is missing. (not to sound negative there)


1 - (this was Mr Cornhuskers) had the strongest hands I have ever encountered. I swear to God he could crush diamonds with his hands. But they were the softest hands you either could feel. He was untrained in massage but used to attempt to give me one. His tactic was basically a grab and squeeze kind. No stroking, no rubbing. Just grab, lift the muscle and squeeze. Left a trail of total destruction down my body. It was the most pleasureable car wreck you could have had.

Had the sexiest voice too.

2 - Loved the arts - reading, theater, cinema
Most uninhibited sexual attitude I have ever encountered.

3 - Foreskin
very much a homebody
 
I don't find that my current fella isn't missing a thing. The only thing I wish is that he was with me more.
 
My hubby can't cook. He's great in bed, but not fantastic.He's a thinker, not a free spirit. He's cute, but not pretty. He's given up his Lil Debbie Snack Cakes,so the body is coming along.

I ain't changing shit on my choices...LMAO!
 
heatherrae said:
Last ex -- 1. he had a boat and 2. liked to scuba dive. (that is all I can think of nice to say about him).

Previous ex -- 3. he was sexy 4. He loved his kids.

Ex before that -- 5. intellectual 6. We just "got" each other.
lol i found that one ironic!
 
velvett said:
I'm not sure I remember that far back anymore.


I didn't say your FIRST three.... all those hundreds ago.

BLAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA


*runs away*

If you hit me I'm telling.
 
My last ex- was VERY sexual....I wish my present GF was a lot mor like her.
The woman before that - I loved her naievete, and generally sweet disposition. But my Girl now is very sweet and has a generally plesant disposition.
The woman before that was Ex-wife. What can I say, she's a great Mom, and a generally decent person, we were never really godd freinds though. But she was so responsive to me sexually, GAWD I wish my Girl now was a lot more like that too.
 
The only thing I can think of is that she was more independent. It's been 11 years since I've been with anyone else on a relationship level, so that's all I can think of.
 
I really loved my ex that was the one before I met devin's daddy. I haven't been in love again since that.
 
heatherrae said:
I really loved my ex that was the one before I met devin's daddy. I haven't been in love again since that.


I loved him too.

(but differently)



I hate those people that bring out the intense love in us because they fuck it up for the rest of the average people that can't meet those standards.
 
AAP said:
I loved him too.

(but differently)



I hate those people that bring out the intense love in us because they fuck it up for the rest of the average people that can't meet those standards.
Yep. it was so so so good, until he told me he fell out of love and started banging some school teacher...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
Yep. it was so so so good, until he told me he fell out of love and started banging some school teacher...lol.


Then we go from intense love to intense dislike. The more you love them, the more it hurts and the harder it is to forgive them. But when you finally do, you look back and say "well that wasn't that much of a big deal.. I won't be affected like that again"

Until you meet the next one that makes your chemistry boil over. That's when on the first date when you undress him, you put your hand down his pants, get a nice firm grip, and *TWIST*. And ask "so bitch, you know any school teachers too huh? Huh? *TWIST* HUH?????"




You know just for once, I would like to try being the psycho in the relationship.
 
AAP said:
Then we go from intense love to intense dislike. The more you love them, the more it hurts and the harder it is to forgive them. But when you finally do, you look back and say "well that wasn't that much of a big deal.. I won't be affected like that again"

Until you meet the next one that makes your chemistry boil over. That's when on the first date when you undress him, you put your hand down his pants, get a nice firm grip, and *TWIST*. And ask "so bitch, you know any school teachers too huh? Huh? *TWIST* HUH?????"




You know just for once, I would like to try being the psycho in the relationship.


I thought you were firmly entrenched as the clepto in the relationship?
 
mountain muscle said:
I thought you were firmly entrenched as the clepto in the relationship?


Well, but still... I would like to be the one that went psycho and did all the fun stuff like stalking, calling the cops on his mother, shit like that.
 
Ok, I thought about my last 3 ex's for a minute. Now I'm depressed. Thanks bitch. :p
 
Actually, I should elaborate . . .

1.) Most recent ex --> Hope he's in a lot of pain wherever he is. With any luck his work visa has expired and he's is back in Europe. He had better hope I never get "the bomb," otherwise it's good-bye Barcelona. The lesson learned was simple: never date a guy on your rugby team or someone who is less than fluent in English. Wetback motherfucker . . .

2.) Second most recent ex --> Love of my life. I still miss him sometimes. Dated for almost 2 years (which is like a diamond anniversary in straight years). He had great parents who, naturally, liked me quite well. Wish I hadn't fucked it up so badly, but then again, it took two to have that fight.

3.) Third most recent ex --> A really sweet guy. I hope he's well. I wish him nothing but the very best that life has to offer.
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
Actually, I should elaborate . . .

1.) Most recent ex --> Hope he's in a lot of pain wherever he is. With any luck his work visa has expired and he's is back in Europe. He had better hope I never get "the bomb," otherwise it's good-bye Barcelona. The lesson learned was simple: never date a guy on your rugby team or someone who is less than fluent in English. Wetback motherfucker . . .

2.) Second most recent ex --> Love of my life. I still miss him sometimes. Dated for almost 2 years (which is like a diamond anniversary in straight years). He had great parents who, naturally, liked me quite well. Wish I hadn't fucked it up so badly, but then again, it took two to have that fight.

3.) Third most recent ex --> A really sweet guy. I hope he's well. I wish him nothing but the very best that life has to offer.


#1 - what did he do?

#2 - what did you do?
(saying I'm sorry won't get you past it?)
 
AAP said:
Well, but still... I would like to be the one that went psycho and did all the fun stuff like stalking, calling the cops on his mother, shit like that.
lol....

I can give you pointers.
 
heatherrae said:
lol....

I can give you pointers.


I don't need pointers, I need VICTIMS.

Willing naive people willing to allow me to do this shit to them under the guise that they can "help" me.
 
AAP said:
I don't need pointers, I need VICTIMS.

Willing naive people willing to allow me to do this shit to them under the guise that they can "help" me.
I could give you the numbers of some of my exes....lol.
 
I hate all my exes for different reasons and the thought of them just makes me cringe most of the time
 
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AAP said:
#1 - what did he do?

#2 - what did you do?
(saying I'm sorry won't get you past it?)

Eh, the stories are too long to type out. Particularly the one about #2. So far as #1 is concerned, he thought not respecting me was an option. He was wrong.
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
Eh, the stories are too long to type out. Particularly the one about #2. So far as #1 is concerned, he thought not respecting me was an option. He was wrong.


one day... very soon I hope, the board will be slow and for the thread of the week, you will type it out.
 
You know what, if I wanted my husband to be like any of the former guys that I have been with then it would be pointless for me to be with him, I would just go back for these other guys.
Sure there are things that I wish were different, will they ever be? FUCKEN NO, but it is nice to hope, dream, or think.
Bottom line is people are ex's for a reason, ain't they?
 
AAP said:
I loved him too.

(but differently)



I hate those people that bring out the intense love in us because they fuck it up for the rest of the average people that can't meet those standards.
+1
 
the recent shortterm ex>> body
then the two year ex>> companionship and weirdness
the russian chcik>>her accent and complimentary nature
 
last ex: WTF was I thinking????
ex before that: again WTF was i thinking???
ex before that one: I suck at the whole dating thing
 
All of my exes were nice girls. I always tried to avoid the ones that were not compatible with me from the outset and I guess I got lucky.
 
1 - book/street smart
2 - finishes everything they start
3 - loves to eat
4 - reliable
5 - loyal
6 - twisted sense of humor
 
The only thing wrong with my ex's is that they all have crappy taste in men.
 
1 Kissing is very important, I like it and good kissing is key

2 Trust

3 in the sack you gotta take it in the can and also nose to the belly

4 you can hang around me as long as you want if your cool

5 no head games or gtfo
 
1) Driving skills (Better driver than the other two)
2) Open minded, willing to try anything once
3) Drive, motivation

Only doing 1 per Ex, they wouldn't be my ex if I could still pick out the traits I liked about them. Most changed over the course and those attibutes I liked turning into things I did not.
 
1. Swallows.
2. Made a sexy noise when she was stretching.

3. Swallows.
4. Made me kiss any part where she cut herself shaving.

5. Swallows.
6. Did laundry.
 
AAP said:
Now, pick 2 traits from each of those 3 ex's (for a total of 6) that you would like your current spouse/sigoth/trick/hooker/ho to have.

If you are not involved with someone currently, then it would obviously mean to pick traits that you would want your next one to have.

(interesting magazine article I read about people's ability or inability to say positive things about those they have ended relationships with.)

1. long black hair, sexy voice.
2. 10/10 looks, anal whenever i wanted.
3. amazing ass, weathered the storm yet there is still love in my heart that i want to give to you if you let me attitude.

my current girl is amazing and i wouldn't change much, she is without a doubt a solid 8-9...blonde, nice tits, decent ass, sweetest girl ever. hasn't been through much but she's a rider that's for sure...but if she had #3's ass, would take it in the ass as often as i wanted to give it and had darker, longer hair, it'd be a wrap.
 
the_alcatraz said:
1- Great sense of humor

2- Great laugh

3- Seducing smile

4- Love for life and its pleasures

5- Sensuality

6- Thoughtfullness
dood, you just described me..... :FRlol: :artist:
 
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